ncsasp
ncsasp
NcsAsp
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Procrastination Masterclass now Open Next Class: Tomorrow. DMs / Asks always open for random BS pfp by @anyzstuff banner by @churxstomk
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ncsasp · 20 hours ago
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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends
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ncsasp · 20 hours ago
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fanart of this dess design
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ncsasp · 20 hours ago
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I'm thinking of kris repeating berdly's name in shock when you try to tell ralsei that you are going to the festival with berdly of all people. Thinking about the conversations we only get to hear half of, where kris presumably tells ralsei and susie that ralsei and asriel don't look that much alike. Thinking about all the times where kris changes the prompt we give them into something that they'd prefer to say.
Kris talks. They chatter, even, but we as the player don't get to hear it. They don't get a text box. We only ever know that they spoke at all from the reactions of other characters, and even then, we rarely know exactly what was said.
And part of this is that whoever the deltarune narrator is seems intent to pretending like kris doesn't exist. You check the mirror, and it says, "it's only you". Kris plays the piano and it says, "your hands begin moving on their own." If kris speaks without your permission, the narration doesn't acknowledge it at all, committed to the lie that kris doesn't exist beyond their role as our vessel. But that's not what this post is about.
This post is about how it's entirely possible that kris has tried to talk to us when no one else is around. They could have tried to tell us their plan, or begged us not to make certain decisions, or explained that we don't actually need to steal asriel's 5 dollars because they have a piggy bank buried in the front yard. Kris could be asking us questions, or asking us not to look for the bunker password because they have a plan and we should trust them, or asking us to let them sleep a bit longer, and we the soul just carry on the same regardless, their one-sided monologue falling on deaf ears. We would never even know, because of how thoroughly the narrative of deltarune has denied kris a voice.
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ncsasp · 22 hours ago
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ncsasp · 1 day ago
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Bonnie has been removed from isat. Sad!
finally heart emoji
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ncsasp · 1 day ago
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you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
you aren't insane you just live with your parents
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ncsasp · 1 day ago
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thinking about that one moment when I was about to get top surgery
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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Eepy -
very improvised comic I just thought of yesterday morning, so sorry if there's bad English and I don't stick to Jongler/zapper mike's way of talking so well lol
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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painkiller
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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kris and noelle discuss critically acclaimed fps game half dead 2, their missing siblings, and obscure human musicians like claude debussy
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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plurality on tv : ahhg..watch out my...EVIL ALTER!!!! HE'S COMING OUT!!!! HES GOING TO JEFF THE KILL YOU!!!!!!
plurality in real life:
friend: is something wrong
me: (staring off) Somebody is mad.because i want the pink donut
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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ocd is the answer to the age old question no one ever asked, "what if your anxiety had autism"
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs
I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned.
I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now:
Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri
OR
I will report you
OR
Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY.
My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you.
Good night.
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ncsasp · 2 days ago
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Susie at the graveyard
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