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#please watch brooklyn nine-nine (5)

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*thinks abt love until im delirious and feverish*

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all those gifs on porn blogs of women slowly putting a popsicle or banana in their mouth because guys go ‘wow it’s like benis hehe’ makes me not want to suck on a popsicle in public. how many of these people are secretly jacking off when I lick a popsicle?

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things gay people are obsessed about: 

- hands 

- stroking hair but without looking at the other person because touching them while also looking right at them is too much

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telling lies?

m̶̨͈̥̙͉͉̪̅͂͊́a̶̻̿̇̅̎̌̋́̎̑́y̷͕͖̖̻̱͒̎́b̴̝͍̰̳̖̏̀é̷̘ ̴͍̬̭̖͉͌̀̆̄̅̓̍͝p̷̮̟̳͖͇̯̰̃a̸͇͚͔͊̿̋͆p̸̻̙͓̘̰̺͍̝̳̉̑̂͆̿̊̎́̚a̴̩͎̼͎̲͍͛̈̓͠

Me eating chicken: this tastes like my childhood. Johnny never saw it coming and neither did the hen

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johnny johnny yes papa

Me eating chicken: this tastes like my childhood. Johnny never saw it coming and neither did the hen

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just some memes i made to express how i feel about jameela jamil

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i hate how easily i pick up on the vocabulary of the people i watch, like i cant stop saying “forking” and “shirtballs” and i am sICk of myself

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Reblog if you would be comfortable living in a dormitory with an openly transgender or intersex individual. We’re working on a campaign for gender neutral housing and we could use your support.

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Me: *hangs out with a girl platonically*

Friend: Are you two a thing?

Me: PFFT NO NOT EVERYTHING I DO IS GAY I CAN BE FRIENDS WITH A GIRL AND NOT WANT TO DATE HER JESUS-

*the next day*

Me: ...

Me: ...

Me: FUCK IM IN LOVE WITH HER

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Girl:

Boy:

Girl:

Boy:

Girl:

Boy: bro she wants me so bad lol

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