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late 2000s & early 2010s regression >>

i'm sorry this is SO violently usamerican hehe but these things make me nostalgic

✨ dumb ways to die, the duck song, what does the fox say, annoying orange, salad fingers, llamas with hats, charlie the unicorn

✨ diary of a wimpy kid, dork diaries, james patterson middle-grade books, divergent, the hunger games, goosebumps

✨ lunchables, capri suns, fruit by the foot, cheez-it gripz, hawaiian punch

✨ vine, musical.ly, pou, flappy bird, cut the rope, where's my water

✨ claire's and justice / limited too

✨ jessie, a.n.t. farm, good luck charlie, liv and maddie, phineas and ferb, fairly oddparents

✨early one direction, taylor swift, selena gomez, ariana grande, justin bieber, katy perry, bruno mars

✨ instagram with the original app icon!!

✨ tiger beat, astro girl, quizfest, j-14

✨ silly bandz, zhu zhu pets, rainbow loom, littlest pet shop, squinkies, american girl dolls

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Gaz: Ghost is on something, he's been an ass all day. Well, more than usual

Price: Don’t worry, Soap gets back from leave today

Ghost, from the other room: My my, sergeant. Did you get SHORTER over leave-?

*THWACK*

Ghost: *groans in pain*

Price, nodding: Good lad

Gaz, loudly: MISSED YA, SUDS

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My brain needs to learn to stop having ideas in class smh

Imagine the boys first try with chew toys. Gaz and Simon content while Price is chasing Soap around bc he chewed through the toy already and is trynna swallow it

Or graves gifting Wes a chewy? UGH

-🦒 I’m done I swear

I'LL CRY ACTUALLY.

Kyle and Simon are chilling (Simon is cuddled up and he is content, Kyle is showing him picture books while they use the chewies)

They have to get Johnny something he can't bite through 😭 it gets expensive quickly (how does he keep fucking chewing through the extra strength ones)

AND GRAVES AND WESSS OUGHH

Wesley is contently looking up at Phil and being extra careful with the chewy because it was a gift

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Sudden idea that Simon grows really really attached the ugliest toys.

I'm talking teddy bears with mismatched fur from being repaired, missing an eye and a limb. Those cymbal monkeys with the crazy eyes? He adores his, carries it around the house like a beloved companion

He loves ugly dolls, stuffies, and dented and broken toys that barely work as intended, toting them around with the delicately of a fine piece of art.

Also, do NOT call his toys ugly. It may be true, but to him, they are beautiful and he loves them.

Should I write a fic about this?

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For your anger may I offer up some COD little ideas .. (I have been much anger today for other reasons so we love angry littles)

Gaz gets angry a lot and struggles to regulate it. Soap just talks it out with Ghost but Gaz can’t do that. His brain is much to small to figure out big emotions

So Price brings him into a training room. Puts down some mats and lets the poor boy have a tantrum. He lets him punch and kick. Price catches all the hits with a chuckle and “Oo- big hit little man!” Until Gaz is tired and worn out. No more big emotions only tiredness. Then Price picks him up like nothing happened

Some praise maybe for Gaz getting emotions out in a more healthy way.. my cg lets me hit him with pads when I’m angy . Price is basically all muscle what can a few hits from a little boy do?

- 🦒

Kyle who doesn't know how to get all the icky anger out,,, ough,,

Kyle who tries not to cry the day after when he sees the bruises he left on Mama but John just smiles at him and pats his shoulder "strong boy, hm?"

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Soappp!!!

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tumblr loves to put stupid things on my for you page so i need to make sure everyone following me is on the same page (or unfollows if they disagree):

firstly, this is an agere blog. i have another agere blog and a caregiver blog. i would never post anything nsfw on these blogs as they are sfw. HOWEVER you will never catch me throwing down on abdl and adjacent communities. i wish the tags could be more distinct so there was less cross-tagging. hyowever, a lot of this comes from the way internet language evolved. sfw agere and nsfw ageplay came from the same place. there are going to be similarities between them.

block whoever you want to block, but if the idea of someone who has an agere blog knowing what sex is is enough for you to hate them, then i think you need to take a step back. and if their sex life involves any amount of ageplay, then thats fine too.

i understand the frustration of cross-tagging. but you cannot become a radical puritan in the name of "uwu im just a baby, s*x is yucky and anyone who does s*x is DISGUSTING"

[this is not aimed at anyone in particular, i have seen many similar posts over the past few months. op is an adult. op is a plural system. op supports endo systems.]

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FOR MY LITTLES WHO STRUGGLE

☀️ Eating is okay. You deserve food!

🌈 Taking medication doesn't make you weak

☀️ Having mental illness doesn't mean you're stupid

🌈 Crying is normal

☀️ Being disabled doesn't mean you are useless

🌈 Needing a caregiver doesn't make you bad

☀️ You are loved! You are always loved!

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Childhood Spring Activities Moodboard

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Impure!Regression Ghost who bites, hits, and spits, only to apologize later through a mess of snot and silent tears. He doesn't want to hit, he's just so overwhelmed sometimes, so scared.

Impure!Regression Ghost who hides in closets, behind couched, and under beds because he needs a tight enclosed space that he's hard to get too.

Impure!Regression Ghost who cries, and cries, and cries. Chest heaving because he keeps trying to hold his breath, face red, cries silent to avoid being a bother, getting in trouble again.

Impure!Regression Ghost who needs to be slowly, softly calmed, approached like a deer ready to buck and flee at any moment. He needs to be reminded he's safe, he's loved here. If he wasn't how come Soap has his favorite snack? How does Price know the words to his favorite lullaby?

Impure!Regression Ghost who has an amazing team of caretakers who are always there whenever he slips, no matter how hard. Who now gets to end those bad moments, wrapped up in a warm hug, with a full belly and sleepy eyes.

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Monsterfucker Dividers

Knots

Werewolves

Vampires

Tails, tongues and tentacles... oh my!

Horns, wings and eyes

I jumped off the deep end making these. It started as knots and claws... Hopefully at least one of these tickles your fancy 🤭 I'll be using some of these for my @acotar-omegaverse-week fics!

Credit when using/reblogs are appreciated ❤

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halloween dividers:

please like and credit if you use, reblogs are appreciated! thank you! 💕

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the baby urge to pout and kick my legs when things don’t go my way!!!

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Cg! Paul Head Cannons

He's literally the bestest omg

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~ Ya know those parents that just let their kids run free and don’t give a shit about other people? That’s Paul as a cg. 

~ He’s always joining in on your fun and mischief, much to David’s annoyance

~ Is absolutely head over heels for you

~ Constant compliments, is touchy as hell 

~ Like if he’s not holding you, he’s got an arm slung over your shoulders or he’s holding your hand

~ Tries his darndest to win every stuffy you want, even if it’s a super hard game

~ Takes you on all the rides, even if you want to go on them over and over again

~ Encourages shoplifting habits 

~ Sings you songs (the axolotl song is his favorite)

~ He absolutely adores when you try to ride his skateboard, although he’s bandaged quite a few scabbed knees and elbows since he’s started teaching you

~ Pet namesssss

~ Joins in on whatever activity you’re doing 

~ He has all the pictures you've drawn pasted on the cave walls, and keeps every coloring book you fill 

~ He keeps a closer eye on you than others might think 

~ Even when it looks like he completely distracted, he knows exactly where you are 

~ On the rare occasion that he doesn’t, he’s freaking out

~ Like you’d think he was first time mom or something, the way he’s calling your name and basically running around in panicked circles

~ On occasions when he can’t run around with you, he clips a balloon to your shirt so he can at least somewhat keep track of where you are - it makes Star and Laddie laugh every time

~ Lets you paint his nails, and will paint yours

~ Teaches you what little he knows about guitar as well 

~ He’ll find you little trinkets, or hit up all the vintage/antique stores with you to find your own trinkets

~ You’re the only one that can play with his hair

~ Lets you play with his bracelets too

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Early 2000s toys. Feel free to use!