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I don’t have a dick but I do think with it

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my pronouns are whatever will get me out of this situation

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Follow @son-of-malinalxochitl

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i don’t think we can gaslight gatekeep girlboss our way out of this one boys

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family isn't just a mom, a dad, and a kid.

sometimes a family is a magical geologist, a stay-at-home sports barbarian, a christmas music rockstar, an emotionally detached stepfather, a foster child from a fighting ring, 5 missing children, a possibly-evil purple robe that haunts dreams, and a lizard.

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you ever look at a kink and think “nah” then a few years later look at the same kink and go “actually yes”

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wow! what a lovely group of children! surely nothing deeply traumatic will happen to any of them :)

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oh to be 12

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Bakugou: Bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste

Shouto: We got spring water

Bakugou: NO.

Shinsou: with EXTRA minerals

Shouto: it's like licking a stalagmite

Bakugou: DON'T COME HOME.

Shinsou: Mmmmm cave water

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Me after No Way Home:

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More Spiderman: No Way Home spoilers without context

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SPIDERMAN NO WAY HOME SPOILERS

Here's my theater going wild over Andrew!Peter saving MJ 😭

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Midoriya: Okay so I know that this is MY fault entirely

Midoriya, to Uraraka and Iida: But this is OUR problem now

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LEGO - Rubber Duck 

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Bitches be like I don’t think Romeo and Juliet knew each other long enough for it to be called true love and then stan Mateo x Rufus with their entire existence. It’s me;I’m bitches.

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Rufus: "Being gay isn't a choice."

Rufus, holding Mateo's hand like a trophy: "It's a game, and I'm winning."