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aph italy and jarjar binks are the same character

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I stumbled across your blog and it made me fall down a hetalia rabbit hole it's been YEARS and now I'm just reading my ancient made up country oc fic, baby.

this blog is ironically also the result of falling down a hetalia rabbit hole after years. I'm stuck.

also don't be shy, share the link 😳

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Omg can we have the high school headcanons with the Nordics please!!! I loved your original post!!!1

Of course!!! 

Also, sorry for the general inactivity this week. I’ve been super busy with graduation things, college things, work, and everything else in between. I’ve also been having a total existential crisis cause I’m gonna be an adult and leaving to go to college soon like WHAT

Writing this gave me a crush on all of them though I wish I went to this school :/ also I use a lot of American terminologies for things which is MY BAD and I’m not trying to erase their cultures! Let’s all just assume a world wide made up fictional academy would have traditions and terminologies from all over the world, in this case varsity sports and prom-

Anyway! Here’s the original post!  

Mathias Kohler 

Everyone knows Mathias. Everyone loves Mathias. Mathias is the varsity volleyball captain, but doesn’t use his status as a way to look higher than everyone else. He’s the kid who dances with everyone at prom, high fives kids in the hall, stands up for kids who are being bullied, makes eye contact with teachers to let them know somebody’s paying attention, says thank you to the lunch ladies, makes sure everyone feels included, and sometimes refers to teachers by their first name just for the laughs. If you haven’t had a crush on Mathias Kohler at some point in your high school career, you would be lying. He isn’t particularly all that bright, he relies on Lukas and Berwald to get his grades up A LOT (and may or may not cheat on an algebra test here or there) but his character gets him far in school. He’s a complete goofball, but in a sweet and harmless way. However, teachers are warned ahead of time if him, Gilbert, and Alfred are put in the same class. 

Lukas Bondevik

Lukas is the guy who everyone knows for one thing, but other than that, he stays on the down low. He’s the kid in your AP Chemistry class who is silent the entire year, but on the last day of school, he says something in response to Mathias being stupid, and the whole class goes wild because a) he talked, and b) he’s funny. He’s also known for being the schools witchy kid, which gains him some popularity with tiktok cottagecore lesbians, kids who watched American Horror story one too many times, and teenage girls who follow their horoscopes way too closely. In between classes or in study halls, he’ll do tarot readings for other students, which freaks out the teachers sometimes, but its all in good fun. He’s had several instances where a jock has outwardly criticized him for it, then asked him for a reading, and he would purposefully pull ten of swords or five of pentacles, just to freak them out. He’s terrible, he knows.

Emil Steilsson

For his first two years of high school, Emil is known for being Lukas’ brother, and it pisses him off. Teachers will accidentally call him “Lukas” instead of Emil, and teachers will tell him stories of how great of a student Lukas was, and how intelligent and motivated he was in school. It drives Emil half near insane. Emil is the kid you’ll find sitting in the corner of a band practice room (he’s first trumpet in his schools band, and it’s his biggest flex.) He’s snarky, funny, and a little bit disliked by teachers just because he will never kiss anyone's ass as long as he’s alive. He runs a big Instagram meme page that only a couple people know about, he doesn’t live for the clout. You can win his heart by buying him an iced coffee before first period, and hitting on him instead of his very popular hype beast best friend Leon (he gets flustered by compliments but seriously loves them.) 

Berwald Oxenstierna

Unproblematic king. Everybody likes Berwald because he’s proven himself to be unproblematic, and a total sweetheart. He’s the kid who takes all the technology/home improvement/workshop electives, so most of his day is spent in that particular section of the school. However, since he’s fast to finish projects, if you ask him if he’ll make you something, he always will. He’s known for 3D printing or carving small figurines of Hello Kitty, dogs, frogs, hearts, or other cute things for girls who ask him to. Him making little things for people when they ask has become a school wide wholesome meme. Though he doesn’t really talk all that much, he’s the best seatmate to have in class. He’ll share his answers if you’re confused, and is a really good listener when you talk to him. 

(I know he’s supposed to be scary in the show okay shut up he isn’t scary he’s a big softie and gen z understands that.) 

Tino Väinämöinen 

Tino has played high school like a video game. He is a school renowned teachers pet and a straight A student, and he does it with no shame. He’s never a jerk about it, oh no, he could never, he’s just very, very, very sweet to everyone he’s ever met. He does theater and can be very passionate about it, but hates theater kids more than anyone else. He’s the kid who will gain a cult of underclassmen who were shunned by other upperclassmen, and spill all the tea to them. All around though, he’s a very wholesome person. Everyone in the cast knows that he has a not so subliminal crush on Berwald the set designer, and they aren’t so hush hush about it. Berwald made him a small Moomintroll figure once and Tino half near went into cardiac arrest backstage. His friends will never let him live it down. 

[neapolitanadonna]

what was the usuk ship war?

THIS ASK MADE ME FEEL OOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDDDD

you don't wanna know

[neapolitanadonna]

stop trying to be deep about the 2ps theyre literally just a stupid killer headcanon from 2013 ur not cool

no ❤️

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YOUR MIIIND. I've seen you mention this a lot- how some countries wither represent their governments or their people, or how some represent both. Can we get a list of which country represents who??? Thank you!

Oh nice! I’ll give a little explanation at the bottom for what I believe the “boths” 2ps would represent.

Prussia is also not applicable. Sorry buddy. 

Government 

America

China 

Switzerland 

Germany

North Italy

People 

Russia 

Spain

South Italy

Japan

Both

England (Oliver represents the Monarchy)

Canada (Matt represents the rural areas, Canada represents urban life) 

The Nordics (Second players are are not applicable)

France (Francois represents the parts of French life that aren’t romanticized)

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★ - sad headcanon, ♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon, ■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon, ☠ - angry/violent headcanon, and ൠ - random headcanon for Norway, Denmark, and Iceland? Sorry if it's too much! I love your blog

I’M LOVING THE NORDIC CONTENT HELLO THANK YOUUUU 

Norway 

★ - sad headcanon

For most of his life, he’s lived in really brutal poverty. Of course he thrived during the days of the Vikings, but his cold, barren country suffered extremely during the Middle Ages, and part of why he tends to be more stoic in modern times is because of how much he lost and suffered through for centuries. He never liked the pity, though. 

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

He’s super, super, super into witchcraft, and no, not the type that summons real life demons on your doorstep. He very much believes in horoscopes, superstitions, the law of attraction (which he more or less lives by, and has gotten him pretty far), tarot readings, and the powers in crystals. Since most countries believe they’re bigger than pagan religion, he gets judged for it quite a bit by some countries (cough America cough cough.) He does tarot readings for other countries at world meetings, especially when things start getting boring. North Italy, South Italy, and Lichtenstein always ask him for readings. 

■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

Remember how he used to be poor? Yeah, not anymore. He’s actually living his best life as one of Europe’s richest countries. He lives in a large house in Oslo, something a bit like this, except in a light blue color. He keeps the interior fairy modern, and a little bit on the brutalist side. He has a lots of whites, grays, and blacks, and almost looks a little bit like a modern art museum. But, he takes his breaks in a small cottage in Reine (most countries have mountainside homes) and it closer resembles the places in which he resided for the mass majority of his life. Yunno, except with running water and modern plumbing. 

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

He doesn’t get very angry much nowadays, but when he does, he’s very good at internalizing it, to the point where it’s almost a little bit scary. He doesn’t need to vent, or yell at anybody, or show that he’s angry. He takes his anger out on himself, and gets over it pretty fast. He’s only a little bit emotionally stunted because of this. 

ൠ - random headcanon

He has three identical Norwegian Forest cats, and only he knows who to differentiate between them. Ironically, their names are Thor, Loki, and Hela. And no, he has no idea what a “Marvel” is, stop asking.  

He hates iced coffee with a burning passion. He thinks anybody who drinks iced coffee is a fake coffee fan and hot coffee is the only acceptable way to drink coffee. Don’t even get him started on frappuccinos. He also drinks around ten cups of coffee a day.

Denmark 

★ - sad headcanon

Since he’s often considered the happiest country in Europe, he feels like he has to keep that facade up a lot. He doesn’t have much to stress about, but even countries feel human emotions. On his had days, he doesn’t know how to handle being sad, so he just drinks to make himself feel happy. He knows it isn’t healthy, but its a centuries long habit he can’t break. 

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

Wherever he goes, there’s a human who knows him on a personal level. He prides himself on being very anti-problematic (take that, America) and doesn’t have a lot of political and social issues going on in his country most days out of the year. He uses all his free time to go traveling around his country and other countries in Europe, and unintentionally makes a lot of human friends along the way. He’s just lovable like that.

■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

His main place of residence is in a cute little yellow house on Nyhavn harbor. His place is right on top of a bar, which is both really good for him, and really bad for him. He’s got his things together for the most part, but he can’t help but make a little bit of a mess from time to time. He has everything dusted and washed, he’s not that dirty, but if you can’t find something scattered across the floors of his living room or bedroom, then you’re not in his house. Sometimes it’s legos, other times it’s paperwork he’s putting off until later. He’ll get to both eventually.

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

In his “prime” as he likes to call it, he had the highest kill rate in Europe, especially when Rome began to crumble. He isn’t proud of it today, and certainly would never go back, but being a country, he still feels a sick, twisted sense of pride over how feared he was at one point. 

ൠ - random headcanon

He could write a well detailed, MLA format Yelp review on every single bar and club in Copenhagen. Every. Single. One. He’ll mourn all the good bars from the 1970′s which have since been closed, and will sometimes get mad if a new place opens in the place of an old one. When your political climate in unproblematic, all you can really do is have fun. 

Iceland 

★ - sad headcanon

It’s not that he isn’t proud of who he is and his culture, but there’s many times where Iceland can’t help but feel a little bit useless as a country. He’s sure his people would survive just fine without a humanoid representative, especially since he’s had little to no conflict in recent centuries. He needs Norway and Denmark to cheer him up about his role as a country sometimes. 

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

Whenever he’s in a room by himself, he’ll start singing or talking to himself. It’s not that he’s a fan of singing or anything, it’s just that, if he finds himself alone, he will externalize his thoughts, or whatever song is stuck in his head. If its just him in his house by himself, why does he need to keep his thoughts in his head, you know? 

■ - Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

He lives in a small house in Reykjavik by himself, which looks a little something like this. Sometimes his house is completely spotless, but that’s usually only when he has Norway, Hong Kong, or Seychelles over. He isn’t messy, but he also forgets to be organized sometimes. It’s really easy for him to loose presentability in his home, especially when it’s only him and Mr. Puffin living there. He wouldn’t really consider Mr. Puffin to be a person though, so it’s really just him. He could do well with a roommate. 

☠ - angry/violent headcanon

He has this meme/spam account he runs while secluding his identity. He uses it to vent when he needs to, but keeps the more private information censored so nobody finds out that their country has angry, pissy, teenage emotions. Sweden found the account, but promised to keep it a secret. Sweden’s a real one. 

ൠ - random headcanon

On many occasions, he has considered dyeing his hair. Hong Kong has made a big impression on him, and Hong Kong will always mention how envious he is of Iceland’s platinum blonde hair, and how easy it would be to dye it whatever color he wanted. While Iceland is pretty confident that he would never have the bravery to dye his hair blue, he’s considered it. 

[neapolitanadonna]

You mention scars a lot, and I think your historical take on it is super interesting! Can we get a list of the most to least scarred characters? Thank you!

Finland Oh this is a fun one! For obvious reasons, I’m gonna leave out any original character I have or minor characters and stick to the popular ones

Most 

China (plenty have faded, but they’ve never stopped coming) 

Russia 

Denmark (From his Viking days, most have faded.)

Prussia (Most are burns) 

Lithuania

Sweden 

England 

Japan

Poland 

Spain

France

Norway (Most have faded) 

Hungary

America

Germany 

South Italy 

North Italy

Finland

Austria (Has gotten surgery and taken medicine to help them fade)

Canada 

Switzerland 

Iceland (It makes him feel insecure)

Liechtenstein 

Least

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Hey I just found your amazing blog!! I can't find anything around here (Sorry this is my first time on tumblr) but do you have any guidlines/rules for asks?

Hey there!!!

You couldn't find any rules cause I never put out any LMAO. If there's an ask that's just kinda :/ or touchy I just kinda ignore it, which probably isn't the best thing to do but hey-

My only "rules" persay are no yandere (I've made my position clear on yandere somewhere on here before,) no omegaverse, and nothing super duper kinky (there's kids on this site and I don't want to make anyone uncomfy.)

Thank you for your nice words 🥺!!! I hope this helps! I'll look forward to your ask 🥰

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Hi! Could you do a ✿ - Sex headcanon, ♡ - romantic headcanon, ☼ - appearance headcanon, and ☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon for Norway please? Sorry if it's too much

 ✿ - Sex headcanon

His monotonous tone does not leave when he’s having sex, and he also happens to be very commanding, in a cheeky way, yunno? He’ll say things like “good girl” just to get a rise out of you. He knows what he’s doing. 

 ♡ - romantic headcanon

He’s very passionate about intimate dates. Despite being an introvert, he hates being cooped up inside all the time. He won’t take his s/o anywhere super crowded, but likes to go on dates to small cafes, parks with little to no light pollution so you can see the stars, and museums. He’s the type of guy to sneak you out at 3 am to watch the stars with him, and even if he seems unenthusiastic about it, he really likes being around you. 

☼ - appearance headcanon

Think Timothee Chalamet, and that’s Norway but in a different color palette. He’s around 5′9 or 5′10, he doesn’t think its important to keep track of how tall he is, as long as he’s still taller than Iceland. He’s one of those people whose eyes change color depending on what he wears- sometimes they’re gray, or blue, or green, or maybe even violet. Denmark thinks it’s witchcraft, and Norway wants him to keep thinking that. 

☯ - likes/dislikes headcanon 

Likes- Coffee/coffee dates, fluffy cats, horoscopes, tarot cards, (I want to say butter but that hits too close to 2014 for me,) leaving Oslo for a weekend in the mountains, finding a good book he hasn’t read yet, shades of blue, (secretly) being around his family, and crystals. 

Dislikes- Confrontation, close-minded people, people who assume his country is dark all the time, tobacco, getting a migraine halfway through doing something important, iced coffee (he doesn’t get the point,) and tourists who think just because he has a high English speaking population, they can completely disregard his language and expect everyone in Norway to speak English for them (yes, he’s looking at England.) 

[neapolitanadonna]

Are the Axis, Allies, and Nordics boob or butt guys? Sorry if this is weird!

You’re asking the questions we’ve all been thinking 

North Italy- Boob

Germany- He says neither but likes when you gotta jump to put your jeans on if you know what I mean

Japan- Boob

Prussia- Butt

South Italy- Butt

America- BUTT

England- Neither, he genuinely doesn’t care

France- Both

Russia- Boob

China- Boob

Denmark- BUTT

Norway- Neither, he just likes a pretty face

Iceland- Neither, but kinda likes thighs more

Sweden- Butt

Finland- Butt

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Ivan with an s/o who feels thr need to prove themselves? Like the kind of person who doesnt like being looked down upon, and really strives towards self improvement. They tend to ignore physical limitations in the name of success, even if it causes them to get hurt (theyre also kind of weak lol but they try their best). I dunno man, your blog is so godly i wanted to give you an interesting and fun dynamic sorry if this is boring;;

This isn’t boring at all!!! Sorry if this took a minute to get to!

- Russia, like his s/o, has had a long life of needing to prove himself to others. He felt week under the Mongols, and felt even weaker after he became his own independent country, just to find out everyone around his was technologically centuries ahead of him. 

- He completely understands what it feels like to want to close yourself off to others, so he doesn’t make his s/o feel guilty about their insecurities. However, being somebody who has gone through lots of “self improving” so to say, he isn’t the most understanding of the fact that you might be emotionally and physically exhausted. He’s been raised to think that improvement is more important than mental health, which is why he can often be labeled as things that he isn’t. 

- That being said, though, he will assure you that you’re not being looked down on, except by him, who literally has to look down on everybody (he’s like 6′5 probably.) He will always tell you when you’re doing good, and if you let your insecurities show, he’ll be there to tell you that you have no reason to be insecure. He’s so blunt and straight forward about everything, that he really, truly does mean it when he tells you that you’re doing the best you can do. 

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NORDIC CONTENT??? Can we get headcanons for a human au Denmark (Mathias) in college and he starts developing a crush on this girl in one of his classes? And other cute college nordic stuff? THANK YOYU

 YEEEEEEEEES fun fact Denmark is my favorite character I’ve been WAITING for somebody to bring him up or else I would’ve just done it myself. 

If you’re a Haikyuu fan like me, Bokuto is my favorite character there. I have a TYPE. 

- Mathias is your classic, run of the mill, cute, charismatic frat boy, or whatever your countries equivalent to a frat boy is. He likes three things- parties, beer, and pretty girls (or the boys, beer, and boobs, as he’ll often refer to it as.) He’s a simple man with simple tastes, and despite his air head nature, he’s actually a very sweet frat boy, which is hard to come by. 

- Mathias goes to college for business, he was always told growing up that he had a “CEO personality”, and he’s run with it ever since. Despite being known as a little on the airheaded side, he does really well in science, math, business, and politics classes. Unfortunately, writing classes are a part of his general education requirement, and to be in a frat he needs to keep a certain GPA, so he does what any reasonable person would do and goes to cry about it to his advisor. 

- His advisor tells him to grow up, and sends him to a peer tutor. He has no idea what this means, he just shows up to the library at the time he was told, fully expecting to see a professor or somebody like Lukas sitting at the table he was assigned to.

- Instead of it being Lukas, it was a girl. A pretty girl. Immediately. Mathias’ brain leaves the building. What was he here for again? He has no trouble making new friends, so the moment he sits down, he talks about everything BUT his twelve page thesis paper. 

- She’s a little bit on the stricter side, he kind of forgets that she has a job to do, and his progress is reflective on her. He makes her laugh ONCE and he’s over the moon buzzing about it for the rest of the night. He can’t stop thinking about making her laugh. Sure, girls laugh at his jokes all the time, but there was just something about HER laugh that made him feel like he had to punch the air. 

- People assume that just because he’s a frat boy he’s a bang and go type of guy. He isn’t, he’s a puppy dog. He’s super, super respectful of all girls and when he finds one he likes, he LIKES her. 

- After his first study session with __, he ends up noticing her more around campus. He spots her eating lunch with her friends in the dining hall and nearly punched Lukas over how excited he was to see her. He saw her walking across the quad at night to her dorm and shouted “Hi __!” at her, which scared her more than anything, and the more he thinks about it the more he realizes that probably wasn’t something he should’ve done. 

- At their tutoring sessions, he hardly pays attention. Somehow, though, she made learning how to format an essay a lot easier. Maybe it was because the lessons he was being taught were now coming from a pretty girl rather than a guy who was probably older than the English language itself. 

- He ends up inviting her to a party, and he notices that she’s hesitant. She’s much more work motivated than he is, and she’ll tell him she’s much more of a, “quiet coffee date” type of person. So, like the puppy dog he is, he says “Screw the party, I didn’t wanna go anyway. I mean, it’s in my house so I would’ve been there bu Wanna go grab coffee instead?” 

- It’s at this point that Mathias realizes that he has a genuine crush on __. 

- Every week, after Mathias’ tutoring session, he brings __ out to coffee. He starts to realize that his list- parties, beer, and girls- becomes obsolete. He doesn’t care what he does anymore, as long as she’s there. He isn’t even sure if she likes him, or even considers him a friend beyond their little tutoring sessions, but he’s whipped. 

- One day after tutoring, Mathias is STUNNED to find out that __ agreed to go with him to a party. When she finally shows up to his frat house in a little black dress, Mathias KNOWS he’s whipped, his friends know he’s whipped, and he hopes that __ knows he’s whipped because he’s practically following her around all night making sure nobody hits on her, touches her drink, or makes her feel uncomfortable. 

- She’s the one who ends up asking him to dance with her, which makes him so excited that he practically drags her to the living room to dance with him. For a school motivated girl, Mathias starts to realize that she really knows how to dance, and his own movements slow down to watch hers. He watched her face, her eyes, her silly smile that seems glued on, her hips, and before he knows it, he’s grabbed her in his arms and is kissing her right in the middle of everyone. 

- It was adrenaline, you can’t blame him. 

- It stuns him when she kisses him back, though. For the first time in his life, Mathias actually feels butterflies. 

- He doesn’t want to stop kissing her, but he doesn’t want to embarrass her either, so he ends up picking her up, and bringing him to his room. Yunno, to finish his research paper. Yeah. 

- Needless to say, after that night, Mathias is pretty sure he doesn’t have to call __ his tutor anymore. 

[neapolitanadonna]

Do you guys ever hang out with other cities?

Manhattan: Of course we do, well most of them…some of them are kinda lame or they’re like really fucking annoying. So we obviously know our cities in New York…like Will (Albany), Stephen (Buffalo), Noemi (Rochester), and I don’t really know Emma (Schenectady) all thag well like she’s ok…? Will, he’s usually nagging us to do like stuff for him and it’s so annoying ugh. I don’t even know what I saw in him. As for Stephen, so fucking annoying, like no one cares he’s the second largest city in the state- sometimes I think he’s part of Canada! Noemi, she’s like nice, don’t really have an issue with her. Outside of New York, if you’re not a major city, we, or I at least I won’t really talk to you.

Note: Lynn & Will used to date a few times. Also the red notes are Lynn.

Manhattan: The other boroughs talk to other cities in the tristate or Pennsylvania like Jersey City, Hartford, or Philly for example. Since I tend to handle some of our international and US domestic business, I do know cities across the country and internationally like Maxime (Montreal, belongs 2 @canadian-streets ), or cities like Chicago, Los Angeles, Tokyo, Mexico City, you get the idea. And of course we have cities we don’t talk to like Boston, fucking annoying masshole.

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Hey bitch, can we have some headcanons for Iceland??? I'm missing some good Nordic content. Thank you!!! I love you and your work so much!!!

I’ve been waiting for this one... TURN IT UP 

- Despite having very low self esteem, Iceland prides himself on three things; nature conservation, being the most peaceful country in the world, and his penis museum. He has the mentality and physicality of a teenage boy, what did you expect? 

- He spends a lot of his time wishing he was never a country to begin with. While lots of countries either represent their government or their people, with their second player taking the role of whichever they don’t embody, Iceland is one of the few that represents both. Being one of the only countries where the people generally agree with the government, he lives an unproblematic existence. However, he often wonders if he has any purpose at all. 

- He likes to say he doesn’t have any friends, but he’s gotten closest with Hong Kong and Seychelles, both of whom are younger, adolescent countries as well. 

- Iceland was generally pretty liberal for most of his history, but his friendship with Hong Kong has caused him to develop a slight rebellious spirit. If course, he will never have to revolt against his or anybody else’s government like Hong Kong, but he enjoys attending climate strikes, and other public demonstrations. 

- Norway seems to find a new thing to get on his nerves every month. This month, Norway is trying to get him to wear something other than skinny jeans and over sized sweaters. His efforts are futile, Iceland just leaves him on read. 

- Despite his country adopting Christianity as the national religion back in the day, Iceland himself closely follows Norse Paganism. He’s faced judgement from other countries for it, but he doesn’t care. Norse Paganism is the one thing him and his brother truly get along about. 

- His relationship with his brother is actually very strong, even if the defining trait of their relationship is petty arguments. Norway is the one person he knows would have his back if anything ever happened to his country, not that anything would ever happen to him, he’s pretty much recognized that he’s one of the most unproblematic countries there is. 

- He’s actually VERY cocky about the fact that he’s been considered the most peaceful country in the world. But at the same time, he feels like he’s missed out on a lot of the traumatic and troublesome issues that most countries face. Despite his big financial crisis in the early 2000′s, and leaving the Danish crown, he’s had very little issues with other countries. Of course, the Cod Wars happened, but that was just a lot of him telling England to get the hell out of his sea, and the worst he got from it was a headache. 

- He can’t help but compare himself to his brothers when it comes to this. When the Vikings were powerful, he was still a baby, so he never got to engage with the Vikings. He’s one of the only countries that doesn't have any scars, and even if he gets that peaceful pass, he wishes he had something on his body that showed he had a cool past. Even Finland had more scars than he does, and he would like to admit that he’s harder than Finland is. 

- He’s gotten super into soccer since the UEFA cup in 2016. Somehow, his team got surprisingly far into the tournament, and the hype and excitement around his team from other countries motivated him to get more into it, too. (He isn’t usually into sports.) He thinks the chant is pretty badass, too. 

- He goes to Denmark for all of his cultural and social problems. Even if he trusts Norway the most, he doesn’t trust Norway not to meddle in his business. Even if Denmark barely has a serious side, but he knows how to give advice without trying to get into his personal business. For that, Iceland is grateful. 

- Because his population is so small, he gets recognized a lot. Fortunately for him, since he’s seen so much in Reykjavik, nobody makes a big deal when they spot him in a cafe or by the harbor feeding puffins. Even if he hates being in the spotlight, he does like positive attention sometimes. 

- Since most countries are much older than him, he’s one of the only countries who is still going through his angsty phase. He thinks about America a lot, who was 17 during World War Two, and how that must’ve been such a good emotional outlet for him- even if Iceland is very anti-war. He just finds it hard when he feels angry all the time, but doesn’t have anything to be angry about, so he ends up just being angry that he can’t be angry. Somebody get him a coming of age film. 

[neapolitanadonna]

Hi guys 🥺 so I've been in this fandom FOREVER and the fan favorite always seems to change by the year. England and Prussia were the shit back in 2013 then the Nordics were all the hype in 2016. This will help me cater more to you guys though! Thank you!!

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THANK YOU FOR 1000 FOLLOWERS 🥺🥺🥺🥺 I didnt know there were that many people still in the fandom but THANK Y'ALL SO MUCH 🥺💞💞💞💞