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Love Gabriel's vibe this series. Everyone hates him nobody wants him to be there but he's oblivious and even if he weren't he doesn't care. Dude's chilling. Will not put on pants to save his goddamn life.

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obviously even without the context clues aziraphale immediately knew who the person talking like a weirdo wearing a bright white outfit practically glowing that showed up on his doorstep following gabriel’s disappearance was but I think it’s cute he played along w the masquerade. ‘oh hello very human police officer who is definitely not an angel’

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Welcome home, hussy.

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me, every time: Sometimes I get too caught up in trying to be ‘clever’ or get so deep in world-building that I forget about the actual plot and characters. So y’know what, I’m just gonna do something silly and self-indulgent this time. I’m just gonna write a BL about a wolfboy and his effeminate scholarly boyfriend.

me, every time, 1 hour later: oh I’m definitely making a world map for this

me, every time, 2 hours later: the tapestry represents a beautiful but impossible fantasy that we can go back in time to undo the terrible things that happened to us. But while the master-weaver was designing it, she was so absorbed in this image of ‘what could have been,’ imagining her lost husband, that she struggles to take care of her son, who…

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never enough time in the day to do fuck all

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I was overstimulated and now I’m evil

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no matter what happens to me. at least im not fourteen.

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this is a message for everyone who is 22. if you’re 22 please stop worrying. take a deep breath eat a bagel maybe. everything that feels impossible is going to work itself out. have a great day

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i love constantly evolving into a cooler version of myself

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Thinking back to the good early days before my skin grew back when people could shake their heads at me and say "masks are a government conspiracy" and instead of navigating the bullshit like a normal person I could pull mine down and say "I have chemical burns on my face"

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you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

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“me when i lie” is the funniest way to call someone a liar the internet has cooked up thus far

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ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into it. make him give fake interviews about being scared of car crashes and other things to feed the princess diana jungkook bts girlies