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"sex positive" "sex negative" can we just be chill about it. sex nonchalant perhaps

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The way they made the teacher in Drake and Josh from New Jersey to justify why she was mean to Drake is crazy

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go piss girl. sure awesome but have you considered. go poop dude

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Impossible by Shontelle btw if you even care

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what's a book you read as a teenager that was so magical and personally profound to you it literally changed your life, doesnt matter if the book was actually well written or not. mine's probably the catcher in the rye

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when your old college boss texts you saying she wants to catch up... what pyramid scheme is she about to sell me on

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Dancing Bear, Dancing Caribou by Pitseolak Qimirpik (Inuit)

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a tramp stamp that says "step into my office"

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someone asked me what I thought of Ed Sheeran's most recent song and I internally was just like ???????? what year is it that he would a) have a new song and b) it would be problematic enough in any way for people to discuss it

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I'm not a "radical" anything and "leftist" doesn't begin to cover it

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i hate the gentrification of bears. not a single fat and hairy guy in all these blogs which follow me, just muscular men with beards.

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I'm starting to forget the names of boys who broke my heart when I was 19. the earth is healing

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Letterboxd is cool but I can't wait until we find out that it's covertly owned by Palantir or something

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reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

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when the expired NyQuil kicks in

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sometimes I realize that I hate fun and I'm like whoaa let's reel that in