nebucat
nebucat
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i just post bad jokes among other things.
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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Dreaming
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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The sentences "Asexuals can still have sex" and "Aromantics can still date" need to go up on the high shelf for everyone except aces and aros talking about their own experiences. From now on, everyone else has to use the revolutionary new phrase "Asexuals and aromantics can do whatever the fuck they want forever."
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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Ai bros trying justify massive theft with "you artists have been keeping this from us! Now we're taking it! Bourgeoisie artists fuck off!"
Artist who makes and asks for less than minimum wages for their work "oh you want to know how I did that? OK, here's the program, the brushes, the materials, the references, the color pallette, the techniques, a process video, my first born, the deal I made with Satan. Need anything else? Just ask 😗 hope you have fun!"
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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dogs might look like their owners but cat people always have a cat with the same mental illness as them
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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I survived because the fuck it we ball inside me burned brighter than the it's so over around me
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals
thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that
thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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nebucat · 10 hours ago
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nebucat · 2 days ago
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yall have to stop insulting your own art in the caption and preemptively pointing out mistakes 90% of people probably won't notice. allow things to not be perfect. allow yourself some grace
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nebucat · 2 days ago
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I think you need a break.
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nebucat · 2 days ago
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had a dream where my mom tried to give our Venus fly trap a spoonful of milk and it immediately started hacking and coughing like an adult human man
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nebucat · 2 days ago
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leaving this here ☆ ~('▽^人)
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nebucat · 3 days ago
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Wanted to see if I could accurately draw a Garfield yesterday, and then just kinda kept going. Enjoy my garf crimes.
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nebucat · 3 days ago
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Did you know
If you perform action Harmlessly Bother Cat you can receive Sounds
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nebucat · 3 days ago
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hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot
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