i think this is one of the most terrifying notifications i have ever received
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pros of having trans friends while also being trans
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turtle school
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funniest thing abt the lunchly ksi mrbeast logan paul teamup (which tbh sounds like an evil conglomerate) is that they advertise lunchly as having less calories than the lunchable. less calories. for kids lunches. for parents sending their growing excitable kids to school where they have to go hours between meals. they advertise this as a benefit. like overall its bad and scummy but that bit in particular is so stupid i laughed out loud when i saw it
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What an amazing place to live in! I'm sure Arabs feel so safe and secure in the most democratic country in the middle east.
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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!
omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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i'm always a bit unsettled by disdain for intellectual or creative labor in leftist spaces. there's this commonly held belief that academics are a bunch of rich old white men, rather than a wide variety of people who are barely getting by. most lecturers in universities are adjuncts living paycheck to paycheck. authors make very little money as a general rule. most researchers are overworked and underpaid. and yet there's still this idea that academics are overcompensated to sit around and smoke cigars together while making shit up
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hey man, robots gotta get high somehow
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Magic Breakfast ✨
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one reason abusive and neglectful parenting is common that people are scared to acknowledge is the sheer amount of couples who only had children because it was expected of them. as a result, they're going to first and foremost view their children as a status symbol, something to prove they're a good family.
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a day used to be 24hrs and cost $5 but nowadays a day only lasts 5hrs and they charge ya $20 just to live it. and you have to pay with an app
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