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“What is thine gender?”

“I am a knight”

“indeed, but art thou lord or lady?”

“A sworn tool and weapon of my house in equal measure”

“prithee, what is within thy codpiece?”

“fealty to mine leige lord”

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[ID: Official art of Xie Lian from Heaven Official's Blessing with brackets to indicate reactions throughout the series.

A short one at the beginning: laughingstock of three realms? such a mood

Another short one reaching a little less than halfway through: okay, the narrator was not lying, he's too good at handling this very awkward situation, i wonder what made him like this

A long one spanning the rest of the way: (A high-contrast inverted black and white image of a haunted emoji face staring at the viewer). End ID]

guide to xie lian

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jiang cheng blaming wen ning for the fall of lotus pier and jin zixuan's death (something wen ning didn't want, consent to or had any agency in doing) vs wen ning yelling at jiang cheng for the golden core transfer (something jiang cheng didn't want, consent to or had any agency in doing) is peak actually. you take two sympathetic characters with insane amount of grief, trauma, guilt, blame and debt between them, and let them go ballistic on each other to avoid unpacking any of that. making each other worse just by appearing in the same sentence together. no political or social expectations getting in the way of their unbridled haterism either. lan wangji wishes he could join.

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just saw the new Superman and yknow what I keep thinking about?.. when he’s fighting Luthor’s diversion in Metropolis, Clark is making every effort to isolate it to a relatively open space (the park). damages are at a minimum. but that takes time, it’s not efficient enough, so then the corporate-funded Justice Gang shows up - and oops, suddenly buildings are being swept off their foundations, civilians in direct line of fire, the city core is getting ripped apart. he’s scrambling to save children, squirrels, people caught in the red zone while the others are more interested in punching the big monster. the story makes it absolutely clear that corporations don’t care about life or harm reduction, and in a world in which superheroes are already normalized, this kindness is what sets Superman apart

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the most tortured man alive wants to know if you want to go get a 7$ boba tea

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can you do this thing for me pleeeaassse i cant do it (sees you doing it slower and less effectively than me) i can do it actually could you maybe move out of the way

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“To me, the core of that attraction is that she is a better reporter than he is. Think about being Superman for a second. The Olympic record for weightlifting is 1,038 lbs., but you could lift more than that as a child. The record for the 100 meter dash is 9.58 seconds, but you can travel over 51 miles in that time. Going to Vegas? You don’t need your X-Ray vision to win at Blackjack, because you can just count the cards while holding down a conversation about nuclear physics. Without really trying, you are better at just about everything than anyone else in the world. However, (as Mark Waid once pointed out in a podcast with Marv Wolfman) none of that really translates to your chosen profession. Typing really fast does not help your prose. Being able to lift a tank does not help you convince a source to go on record. It is as near to competing straight up with normal people as Superman would ever be capable of. Even then, it comes easily enough to him that you get a pretty lofty perch at a great paper very early in your career. It is just in this one context, there is someone better than you are: Lois Lane. As mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent, you reach up for the first time in your life and she rejects you. To me, it is an inversion of the Luthor story. Luthor sees someone above him and feels hate. Superman sees someone above him and feels love.”

— Dean Hacker, comment on “Giving Lois Lane A Second Look, For The First Time” by Kelly Thompson (CBR: She Has No Head!)

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i do not believe in labubus or their cause

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omg hii !!! hi you're home!!! (jerks you off to completion)

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Source

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oh hey some art!! its lucretia whomst i love

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Love to rotate the idea of canon Binghe and various Binghe's from different "SY transmigrates as (x)!" au's BInge v BIngmei style. I think it'd go down like this

"What do you mean you married Ming Fan/ Gonyi Xiao/ Mobei-Jun/ Shen fucking Qingqiu?!?!!?!?

"Wait, why does it sound like we're all gushing about describing the same man..."

"Our husbands are soooo smart and talented body snatching all these different people ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა we should compare notes to see if we can narrow down his fundamental personality traits <3 Did yours every show you how to make spreadsheets? We should make a spreadsheet."

Meanwhile the various SY!characters are arguing about who has had the second worst transmigration role (canon SQQ has claimed the top spot)

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wait guys. reblog this and tell me what the last movie you watched was. bonus points if you add a short review <333

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nobody fucking talk to me rn

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[ID: A tweet that says "are we still on for psychological abuse later". End ID]

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Jiang Cheng: The reason l have always felt so outcast from the other sect leaders is because apparently they are all in polyamorous relationship

and I didn't fucking know.

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How a character is viewed really does depend on the setting cause as he is, Jiang Cheng is widely considered to be rude, harsh, mean, and wrathful. However, if he was in Word Of Honor (Faraway Wanderers even moreso), he would be one of the gentlest people in the entire thing LMAO