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because the thing is bisexual

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I love baseball

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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"

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Yeah I just can’t get into male characters. Every time one shows up he’s always just the Male Character to get brownie points and make an obvious epic maleboss so the writer can feel better about themselves. Not to mention they’re always getting in the way of my cute yuri ship. I just rather go focus on women instead. They’re always the more interesting and better written characters than the one random man they decided to shoehorn in.

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Stellaris wiki talking like my brain when I forget my meds 2 days in a row

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learning that ofc means ‘of fucking course’ is such bullshit. she’s ‘ofcourse’ to me

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i just think more 30-40 year old men should be more whorish. act your age for once.

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ur pinned is a Leonard Cohen song how r u gonna call Harry styles boring 💀

i don’t think you understand the wave of actual homicidal intent that just washed through my body like if you were standing in front of me right now you would’ve been in real danger. what the fuck are you talking about. this is literally such an evil thing to say. youre literally an evil person. what the fuck is wrong with you im in shock. im in shock. im in shock

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inside me there are two lungs. and one liver. one stomach. a few meters of intestine. there's a lot inside me actually

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a girl can be a hopeless romantic and a massive cunt at the same time

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Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.

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water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

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silliness and sincerity are not opposites btw. they are married. bisexually

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how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking