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the contrast between how gandalf and saruman spend the beginning to fellowship is so funny

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went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

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The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.

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Bilbo was surprised to wake one morning and find a Tescos had been built next to his house. It was an unexpected item in the Baggins area

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The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

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Me Muero" is a hit song by La Quinta Estación. Back in the mid-2000s, the song became a smash success across Latin America, and a big reason was the official music video, which features Místico himself in the starring role. When fans hear it, they don’t just hear music, they remember the mystique, the drama, and the magic of Místico.

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Apologies if this joke has been made already, but it's all I've been able to think for a while now since the show introduced the GFreD.

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someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

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i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it

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he would fucking say that actually

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John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982)

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June 12, 2025 - ICE agents came to immigration court in Chicago, where people were trying to make their immigration legal through the official processes, and abducted several people trying to legally immigrate. Later in the afternoon they tried to return and got scared off by a lone protester blocking their car.

Even a single person refusing to go along with these fascists and making a scene can make a difference! [video]