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A still from the TV show Game Changer, with three contestants behind podiums on a retro-themed game show set. They look on with amusement and slight dismay at the host of the show, a bearded man who appears to be sliding in from the right side, arms and legs out, with confetti. The contestants are labeled "WIP from 2 months ago", "WIP from last week", and "WIP from 3 years ago". The man sliding in front is labeled "a new idea".

Someone said new meme format??

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A tweet from Filmfacts (@factsonfilm) that reads: The Witch (2015) director Robert Eggers says his number one tip for screenwriters is don't put a goat in your film

"You can't train a goat, the goat was a fucking nightmare."

Attached to the tweet is a screenshot from The Witch with the goat actor, and the OP on tumblr added a slightly hazy image of a black goat on its hind legs with the overlaid text "BECOME UNGOVERNABLE".

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[Image: A newspaper clipping which reads, “Science has improved almost everything in the world except people, who are just as dumb and ornery as they were 10,000 years ago.” End description]

The Berkshire Eagle, Pittsfield, Massachusetts, April 28, 1945

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[Image: A blue text chat box, which reads, “i am a god and executive dysfunction cannot defeat me”. End description]

*finally makes bed after sitting on the bare mattress next to the clean sheets for 4 hours*

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[image: Three screenshots from the TV series “Psych”. In the first image, Shawn Spencer says, “You are the devil”, to his friend Gus in an exaggerated joking fashion. Gus replies, frowning, in the two following images, saying, “First of all Shawn, the devil is white.” (Gus is played by Dulé Hill, a Black man). 

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[image: A series of four photos, presumably taken in sequence. In the first photo, a brown and white owl is sitting on a wooden perch in what appears to be a backyard. It is very sunny, and its eyes are squinting shut. Over the series of images, the owl gets progressively closer down to the perch it sits on, and appears wider. End description]

Apparently owls melt in direct sunlight.

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[image: The stock image of an elderly man wearing a red turtleneck with his arms up and shrugging. The text at the bottom reads “guess I’ll shoot an unarmed person and yell commands at their lifeless corpse”. End description]

cops when put in a stressful situation that they were professionally trained to handle and get paid to deal with

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[image: A black bra lies in soil and grass near the curb of a street. There is water in the street, and the soil is wet. The bra is partially covered by soil. End description]

“Huh,” I thought. “I haven’t seen my bra in a few days. Not since I came back from my parents’ house. I wonder if I left it in the car…”

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[Image: A set of three screenshots from the TV series Parks and Recreation. First image: Andy Dwyer is sitting at the conference room table next to April. Partially onscreen is Leslie Knope, who says, “Okay, Andy, I need you to write a memorial song.” Second image: We now see Leslie, standing in the conference room in front of a board holding newspaper clippings featuring Lil Sebastian. She continues speaking, saying, “Something like Candle in the Wind, but 5,000 times better.” Third image: Andy onstage at the memorial concert, seated with his guitar. He says, “This song is called 5,000 Candles in the Wind.” End description.]

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[gifset: Burton Guster from the TV series Psych, sitting in his office, wearing a suit and tie. He is speaking to his friend Shawn Spencer, who is offscreen. Gus looks amused and says, “Uh, no. I’m never doing anything blind with you again. I learned that at the Mexican border. Twice.” When he says twice, he holds up two fingers for emphasis. End description.]

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[Image: At a Toy Story 3 premiere, two unknown actors dressed in full Woody and Bullseye mascot-type costumes stand on the left. Tom Hanks is on the right, greeting Woody with his hands around Woody’s chin. Woody is reaching towards Hanks. Bullseye is watching with his two front hooves pressed together. End description]

if u ever feel sad just look at this picture of tom hanks and jake gyllenhaal

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[Image: In a rectangle, at the top, a cartoon of a man in a suit and a hat, pointing at an abstract painting made up of lines and circles. He says, “Ha Ha What Does This Represent?” Below this, within the rectangle, the painting now has feet and a face in profile, with one eye, nose, and mouth visible. It is pointing with one arm at the man, saying “What Do You Represent?” The man is rocked back on his heels, hat flying off his head, and tie askew. Beneath the rectangle, in typed font, it says: “An abstract painting will react to you if you react to it. You get from it what you bring to it. It will meet you half way but no further. It is alive if you are. It represents something and so do you. YOU, SIR, ARE A SPACE, TOO. Beneath this text is a drawing of the same man, lying on his back with x’s for eyes. End description]

How to Look at Art, Arts & Architecture, Ad Reinhardt, January 1947

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Would you mind using proper capitalization in your descriptions? (Not when you’re quoting directly, but in the rest of your description)

Of course! I’ll be sure to do that going forward.

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[image: a series of tweets. the first tweet is from user Tirza, who says “@ Ariana Grande, yet you objectify yourself in your music, I mean I’m glad you’re standing up for women but you’re also a tad hypocritical.” Ariana replies with the following tweets. “That’s the thing. Women expressing sexuality is often mistaken for “hi, come disrespect me!” and that’s just not the case. Women (and men) can express themselves however they’d like! even loving sex! this is not an invitation to be disrespected. By the way I am not fighting with you. It’s an important conversation and I’ll be as loud as I need to be until people understand. Seeing a lot of “but look how you portray yourself in videos and in your music! you’re so sexual!” please hold... next tweet... I repeat expressing sexuality in art is not an invitation for disrespect! just like wearing a short skirt is not asking for assault. Women’s choice. Love our bodies, our clothing, our music, our personalities... sexy, flirty, fun. it is not. an open. invitation. you are literally saying that if we look a certain way, we are yours to take. But we are not! It’s our right to express ourselves. heart symbol.” end description]

THIS IS SO FUCKING IMPORTAN

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[image: a man at the march for our lives protest holds a cardboard poster which says “gun violence and police violence are not separate coversations. RIP stephon clark” end description]

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[image: four photos showing Millie Bobby Brown at the Nickelodeon kid’s choice awards. She is wearing a denim shirt embroidered on the back with MARCH FOR OUR LIVES across her shoulders and a vertical list of the victims of the Parkland shooting below. The front of the shirt has two white breast pocket details: over one of the pockets is the phrase “never again”. Her hair is pulled into a bun, and she is also wearing jeans and white open-toed heels. end description]

Millie’s outfit though

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[image: a set of photos from star wars: the force awakens featuring kylo ren and han solo. kylo says, “I know what I have to do... but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it. Will you help me?” Han replies, “Yes. Anything.” In the next image, kylo’s eyes are overlaid by the edit of obama’s eyes from the “hewwo” meme, to be interpreted to mean “then perish”. the final image shows kylo running han through with his lightsaber. end description]