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they deserve an adult cartoon. to me
#postal dude#postal#postal 1997#postal 1#postal 1 dude#art#postal fanart#postal game#oc#cartoon art#dearest¹ and dude¹ real name reveal btw
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“Portrait of Cultivation,” 2009. By Lieko Shiga. Part of her series “Spiral Coast,” (2009-2014)
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I assure you: somebody, somewhere, is on the exact same wavelength as you are.
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posting this too cause ive been sitting on it for like a week.. full under cut
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This is mid
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A staccato burst of memory—the punch of the gun into his shoulder, wet gasps, the slack-jawed dead. Did he enjoy it? The rush of chemicals that made his limbs shake afterward, was that happiness?
-Stray Dudes, chapter 6
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happy anniversary to my goat
#postal dude#postal#postal fanart#postal brain damaged#art#oc#running with scissors#anime#postal game
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The way u draw p1’s dick makes me want to rip it clean off with my teeth (affectionately)
well it's not CLEAN off, but...
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Withdrawals a bitch
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Stuck at work so...
I'm on a quest to find perfumes for each postal dude. Here's what I have so far:



For postal one I'm going with Molotov Cocktail by Sylhouette Parfums. Smells like the battlefield according to some of the reviews, and I think the mix of rubber and gasoline alongside the blood and sweat you'd expect of p1 make for a great combo. He's on a mission, he's losing it, he's going to tear everything down with him. Not as repugnant as other postal dudes tho.



Hora de la Verda Sombra by Senyokô - Did I just chose this one because it smells like pee? Haha nooooooooo. But I wanted one that smells fucking rancid. Some reviews call it downright "fecal" but emphasize the leather aspect too, leading to some sort of beastly smell. P2 is getting cooked in the beautiful Arizona sun and you get to smell EVERYTHING he hasn't washed off in the hellish week he had. Everything. Sort of perfume that makes people walk to the other side of the street



Let me be honest upfront i have not played postal 3 (yet) BUT i really enjoyed his presence in paradise lost. Here's this asshole in your head who's got more swag than you, is probably taller than you and messes everything up for you. La Habana by 19-69 includes a lot of scents i think p3 would like to smell like incense and aldehydes but still, underneath it all is - as one reviewer called it - "rat piss" or "bbq potato chips", so he still smells really fucking unpleasant unless you're into it. More palatable than p2 but not as dangerous and edgy as p1
My credentials for this assignment: I used to make perfumes in science class
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i hate the weekly playlist posted by the rws social media manager. you're telling me dude listens to metalcore. no he doesn't. that is an acdc/aerosmith/dad rock fan
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shoutout to the horny freaks in fandom. this is a freaks please do interact zone
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