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got fired via a text from my boss who i’ve never digitally communicated with and because it was an unknown number sending a mysterious link with no context (turned out to be security camera footage of me taking 1 can of cheap beer) i assumed it was spam and my immediate response was
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some of my favorite replies to this tweet. happy lesbian visibility week!
#😭😭😭🫶🏽🫶🏽🫶🏽#I LOVE WHEN GAY PEOPLE ARE HAPPY#seeing older lesbians makes me so happy it fills me with so much hope and a lust for life!!
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Still having trailer park boys thoughts btw if you even care
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the classic trope of "what if you went to a town and it was weird" never fails
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Kim and Jimmy in the first and last episode of every season
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fuckkk i love tumblr polls. its like participating in those university research studies but without painfully awkward interactions with the undergraduate research assistant
#nedspeak#its me i was the painfully awkward undergrad#some of them were fuckin boring tho like just writing and shit like#i was like fuck this i want to push buttons#but also i was a great RA i worked my way up to Lab Lead and actually scheduled and ran the experiments#also to Dr. F i am so sorry i disappeared 😔 somethign really bad happened in my family and i uhhh#also the new grad student was a fucking BITCH#anyways :3
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i’ve been crying laughing at this all morning it’s so real
#CRYING!!!!#someone in the tags said it looks like prettier lake elsinore#theyre so right esp without the pretty filters and light editing it looks like random town in the temecula area#LOOK THERES EVEN A LITTLE TRAILER
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why did i try weed omg ima die i feel like a a dvd player
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JESUS CHRIST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i dont mean to be a burden but imagine tigger from disneys winnie the pooh bouncing on a big ole pair of nuts instead of his tail LOL
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Rice Krispies smartest decision is by far their Treat. Turning their cereal into a strange brick relies on the natural fact that all children are hopelessly dependent upon the ingot.
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summer is coming up lads..
#i have experienced extremes of both humid heat sweeps#i stepped out of the house and my glasses immediately fogged up#your clothes stick to your skin and you cant sweat it off#youre suffocating bc of how THICK the air is#sure dry heat causes fires and makes your skin feel like theres a million needles poking you#but its easier to escape
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just curious as they're always things i've never questioned just doing but people in my life are often surprised that i don't mind doing them alone
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#eating at a restaurant and going to da movies alone is so fun!!!#it was fun to sit at a dennys with my ipad and do some reading or draw or work or watch videos#movies alone r fun bc i dont have to share my soda or chips#i like the idea of going to a concert or festival alone but i need like at least one person in case i get scared lol#i wld never travel alone to a foreign country bc what if i get arrested or lost#thats too scary
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My three girlfriends.
And yes, they smoke weed.
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