needhugsandvodka

[needhugsandvodka]

law-carrying advice

[needhugsandvodka]

when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw

[needhugsandvodka]

talking to cam is so hard, wdym i need 80 empathy points and the only options i have are to call his things gross, smelly, and useless 💔

[needhugsandvodka]

emergency food

[needhugsandvodka]

Here’s a 5 page comic about a weird project I spent the last month working on 🪲

[needhugsandvodka]

call my bed an ashtray the way there's fags in there

[needhugsandvodka]

[needhugsandvodka]

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

[needhugsandvodka]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[needhugsandvodka]

where's that masterpost of quotes that have no right going as hard as they do. I'd like to submit "Protagonism is best left to teens and the insane"

[needhugsandvodka]

She sunk on my costs until I fallacy

[needhugsandvodka]

Very Silly Concept: a show called "Accessibility Nightmares" but it's structured exactly like Kitchen Nightmares. An accessibility specialist goes to different establishments and helps them make their businesses more accessible.

The accessibility specialist asks why the door at the top of the small set of stairs has a wheelchair symbol on it. The owner replies that's the accessible bathroom. The camera zooms in on the specialist as they process this information.

A customer with a service dog comes in to a restaurant. The hostess tells them they don't allow dogs. The accessibly specialist looks over at the hostess like

And there are web accessibility episodes too. The accessibility specialist stares at the white text on the light pink background of the home page like

The specialist asks why not a single product picture has alt text, and the business owner says "Well I mean, it's makeup, why would a blind person be shopping for makeup?" The specialist just

The specialist asks the web designer how a screen reader user is supposed to complete the captcha portion of the password reset process when there is no audio alternative. The designer admits they don't know.

[needhugsandvodka]

bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

[needhugsandvodka]

Brennan having the realization he’s gonna have to play Wealwell all season is so fucking funny because it’s like this has happened in almost every Intrepid Hero season lmao

[needhugsandvodka]

[needhugsandvodka]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery