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“At the heart of the Lifestream, part of what remains of Sephiroth decides to separate from him..”

Characters : Sephiroth, Kadaj, Loz, Yazoo

Tags : Family, Post-Advent Children

Length : 2.311 words

Rating : G

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You know Sephiroth had to have gone through an awkward hair phase, trying to grow out his short hair to what it is now. 😩

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How is a group of SOLDIERs called?

(Pandemonium is taken, btw, it's a group of parrots)

Lazard: If said group consists of Sephiroth, Genesis, Angeal and Zack then it's called a migraine.

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If I can’t hug him myself zack’s just gonna have to do it.

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Father-Son parallel:

Sephiroth messing with Genesis's earring

Vincent messing with Cid and Barret's dog tags

Post-AC Genesis and Vincent interacting. Vincent curiously touching Genesis's earring and Genesis being hit with a flurry of melancholic memories.

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The sephiroth remnants somehow enter the CC era and no the soldier bois have to look after 3 sephiroth clones

*Director Lazard is minding his own business. Sephiroth walks by with three teenage boys who in tow who look suspiciously like him*

Lazard: Uh... Sephiroth?

*Sephiroth and the remnants turn around*

Sephiroth: Yes?

Lazard: Who are these people?

Sephiroth: Oh. These are my offspring.

Lazard: Implying...the existence of a mother?

Sephiroth: Yes. Exactly.

*Lazard gains a total of 16 gray hairs in the span of 2 seconds*

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*Genesis wakes up on the couch in the SOLDIER lounge*

Genesis: Ugh. I had the weirdest nightmare. A portal opened up out of nowhere and out came three little Sephiroth clones.

*He turns to his left where the three remnants are watching him like this -> 0ᴗ0*

Genesis: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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*Sephiroth is brushing Yazoo's very tangled hair*

Sephiroth: How many times *brush* must I tell you *brush* to not ride *brush* a motorcycle *brush* with your hair down?? *brush*

Yazoo: It's not a big deal.

Sephiroth: If you don't tend to your hair I'll be forced to cut it off—ohGaiaIsoundlikeprofessorHojo

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*Angeal catches Loz eating candy before dinner*

Angeal: Ah! Stop! You'll ruin your appetite!

Loz: It's just candy

Angeal: Today it's candy tomorrow it's drugs!

Loz: ??????

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*Angeal and Sephiroth watch Genesis and mini Genesis interact behind the safety of a glass window*

Sephiroth: You know, I'm glad Kadaj and Genesis are bonding.

Angeal: You call that bonding?

*Kadaj and Genesis are having a screaming match. Insults are being hurtled back and forth. Kadaj kicks Genesis in the shins and runs away. Genesis is so insulted, he's speechless*

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If the remnants were just a little younger…

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one big funny family ~♡

+ bonus ~♡

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Young Sephiroth

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HE IS BACKKKKKK

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...IMPORTANT TO YOU?

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I am so fucking ready for this. Give me the sad baby.