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[neighsleigher]

[neighsleigher]

Sometimes you come across some flora and fauna that really gives you the urge to take a very self indulgent photo and im a fellow who gave into that urge.

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> Equius: Wonder if you’ve just made a mistake?

Well.

You’re certainly wondering.

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i spent hours trying to come up with a caption befitting my inaugural selfie of me and my dog trying to knock me down the stairs but i cant think of anything thats better than just a simple

“hey whats up”

simple sweet to the point and i DO want to know whats up so its perfect

Keep reading

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D --> Is anyone here well versed in spirits

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> Equius: Access The Damage

You look at her as a math problem more than you do as a person.

She’s splattered herself nicely against the wall. Like memorabilia of her latest tantrum -- a testament to her defiance of the better outcome. The only outcome, that is. What were you supposed to do, really?

Let her rot? Let her deteriorated body join the ranks of the undead? That wasn’t a befitting end for someone like her, nor was it elegant. You were convinced that she was (and still is) better than that.

It made you sad. She made you sad.

You bet you make her sad, too.

Bits and pieces of her breastplate were on the floor, so you make sure to pick up the important parts. Her ribs, bits of bones, fleshy material that could easily be recycled. And here you were hoping for at least four hours' worth of sleep, maybe even six if you’re lucky.

The cleanup crew has made their way onto the scene, and all you can do is bow your head low in an attempt to offer up an apology. Either they take it as it is, or they’re too scared to voice their acceptance. 

You carry her to the lab, to your workbench, and lay her down carefully. As if she could feel whatever were to happen.

As it turns out, you can’t fix everything.

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canternebrism‌:

neighsleigher replied to your post “8=\ - …I am beginning to suspect the local neighborhood thin% of me…”

D –> An introvert w001d sooner % my thoughts but perhaps you c001d use these rumors to your advantage

8=O - Perchaps insteed! But then, I may have fueled them last half-sweep with my period costume and ghostly attire for my Percheron…

D --> You may as well go the whole nine yards then and embrace this new identity they’ve christened you with

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kaeruatsume‌:

THEN SCRUB IT WITH YOUR WRETCHED TONGUE. 

D --> Disgusting

CANNOT EVEN CLEAN HIS OWN ABLUTIONBLOCK.

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kaeruatsume‌:

D --> It’s the communal abultionchamber and i refuse to put my hands on that

CANNOT EVEN CLEAN HIS OWN ABLUTIONBLOCK.

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acolytic‌:

neighsleigher‌:

acolytic‌:

@neighsleigher did y0u finish cleaning up the abluti0n bl0ck

D –> Bold of you to assume i was to sully my own hands in such a manner when we have help for that

D –> But they are working quickly to clean up the mess

can i have the br0ken pieces t0 break m0re

D --> I guess that can be arranged

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acolytic‌:

@neighsleigher did y0u finish cleaning up the abluti0n bl0ck

D --> Bold of you to assume i was to sully my own hands in such a manner when we have help for that

D --> But they are working quickly to clean up the mess

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kaeruatsume‌:

neighsleigher‌:

D –> Abso100tely not

CONSIDER MY ARGUMENT. WHICH IS THAT I AM MORE INTERESTING. AND MORE IMPORTANT. AND MUCH SEXIER. AND I SAY YES. 

D --> I have considered your argument for an appropriate amount of time

D --> And i have come to the conc100sion that your argument is not only invalid but has now been null and      considering you are not the one sharing a ship with her that neither she nor i owns

upset

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acolytic‌:

kaeruatsume‌:

acolytic‌:

#but im n0t all0wed t0 break things

💣🔨💥BREAK THINGS!!!💥🧱🧨

@neighsleigher can i break things n0w

D --> Abso100tely not

upset

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neyt1r1 replied to your post: D –> You will all be pleased to know that i have...

Youre horrible.

D --> Then i guess that makes you the worst

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acolytic replied to your post: D –> You will all be pleased to know that i have...

am i still h0rrible

D --> You were never horrible to begin with

D --> So no

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D --> You will all be pleased to know that i have yet to find myself an early grave

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D --> Now that tumblr is a functioning again I would like to share this with the public since @omni8us went out of her way to create this