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Sinnamon roll (Kitsune Neka of course)

"Lies and slander. I am quite an innocent fox."

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DIFFERENT TYPES OF RELATIONSHIPS Because there are so many different types of bonds characters can share. For the prompts with one muse is __ the other muse, please feel free to specify who is which role.

send ❤️ for a romantic ship between our muses send 💔 for a toxic ship between our muses send ✨ for a purely sexual relationship between our muses send 💖 for a sexual relationship between our muses that could turn romantic send 💛 for our muses to be friends send 🧡 for our muses to be friends that could develop into a romantic relationship send 💚 for a friends with benefits situation between our muses send 🤝 for our muses to be partners that work together send 💘 for one muse to have a crush on the other muse send 🖤 for our muses to have had a past romance  send 💕 for mutual pining between our muses send 💝 for our muses to be in an arranged relationship. Could develop or not. send 💜 for a hateship between our muses send 👪 for our muses to have a familial relationship send ⚔️ for our muses to have a rivalry  send 🗡️ for a one-sided rivalry/grudge by one muse to the other send 💀 for our muses to be strictly enemies send 🤫 for one muse to secretly be an enemy/traitor to the other muse send 👨‍🏫 for one muse to be a teacher/mentor for the other muse send 👔 for one muse to work for the other muse send ☕ for regular customer relationship (hair stylists, coffee shop employees, etc.) send 😨 for one muse to be the bully of the other muse

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Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

Is he really that innocent, though?

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Put which one from the Cinnamon Roll meme my muse is:

Beautiful Cinnamon Roll Too Good For This World, Too Pure

Looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you

Looks like a cinnamon roll and is actually a cinnamon roll

Looks like they could kill you and could actually kill you

Could kill you, but is still a cinnamon roll

Would kill for a cinnamon roll

Sinnamon roll

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What was that noise? Exasperation? Defiance? Something that piqued his interest, but only for a fleeting moment; he wasn't going to ask, and Natori wasn't going to tell him unprompted, so Pretender was quick to snuff the ember of curiosity. Easier to simply forget it than dwell on the impossible.

"You're the meticulous type, and I can at least appreciate the fact that you're not an idiot who rushes forward without thinking. But there's a point where it's excessive and a waste of time."

Pretender looked at the folder as she slid it toward him, but he made no effort to take it or open it. Was she expecting him to? If she wanted something done, she should either do it herself or tell him to do it. As a Servant, that's how it worked best. Despite how he sometimes acted, he didn't possess the ability to read minds, and thus could not definitively read her intent.

"Singularities are by their nature dangerous to try and figure everything out beforehand. Next thing you know, you have Merlin walking around ancient Babylonia, or a realm where every Servant has an evil chocolate doppelganger."

She made a small noise at his words, a mix between a grunt and an annoyed whine. She knew what her duties were. She might not have been a raised mage, but her time at this had given her enough foresight to know better than to stall.

"I'm aware. I've been doing my due diligence. I wanted to do research on where the coordinates were indicated before the mission started."

Ever the researcher, be it medical or historial, Natori had made it a habit to refuse to go in empty handed- or empty minded at the very least.

She slid the heavy manila folder across her desk in his direction.

"Everything I could scour up in Chaldea's database. Culture, life styles, key figures- though I'm unsure how beneficial that latter part would be given how... unpredictable the singularities can be."

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Casually pokes her with a stick.

Tummy hurts.

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Imagine Kitsuneka as an SCP.

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Pretender was perceptive; when Natori's gaze briefly flashed to his tails, he knew exactly where she was looking, yet didn't say anything to tease her about it. "Whether it's a holy grail war or a singularity, it's always important to never forget about them. As much as I would love to leave you to your book and do whatever I want the entire time, neglecting the ultimate goal here is naught but folly."

"In short, either give me something meaningful to do, or I'll find something myself." It wasn't rude or defiant, stated simply as if the choice was hers, but she had to make it. Pretender was a powerful Servant, to be sure, but he was well aware of how much mana keeping him manifested would cost. She might be able to handle the load, sure, but ultimately it would be better if they just got the job done instead.

She managed to school her expression enough to keep from rolling her eyes, but the slight lip curl still worked its way out. As always, she wasn't sure what else she should've expected. Her gaze fell upon those tails for a brief moment, and a quick thought of how soft they looked flashed through her mind before it was promptly squashed. She was both a professional and a grown woman; there was no need to forget this was a supposed god and not a stuffed animal.

"Right. Forgive me."

She pushed her glasses up on top of her head as she pinched the bridge of her nose. An everyday stress habit that those who worked close to her were accustomed to seeing at least three to four times a day, at best. Her hand fell away as she turned back to her desk, ignoring the mess of documents and books that were strewn about.

"Right, right. The Grail business, I suppose?"

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"Is this 'floof' really that appealing?"

"It's a rare commodity, and not one that everyone has the privilege of accessing. One that only the favored have even a chance of experiencing."

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"If I'd known you were that much of a masochist, I would have offered you a paddling instead." Neka is actually taken aback by her reaction to his offer. But if she's that insistent to bear the curse for longer, he won't go against her wishes. "How long you thinking?"

"What? That quick? ! No, absolutely not! Unacceptable! If I am to have a curse, I need the punishment to be longer than just a couple of minutes! You shouldn't be lenient! I haven't even gone through my first cursed obstacle yet!"

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"You'd be surprised to learn that I'm actually quite amicable and prone to negotiation. If you've satisfactorily learned your lesson, I can remove the curse from you. And, of course, grant you the shikigami without the curse. But only if you wish it, of course."

"Ah, I appreciate that but you don't have to do that. Mostly because of the cursed energy that's hovering over me so having a non cursed version of you is kind of pointless to have, ya know? And it kinda enables the behavior if the lesson here is that I shouldn't bite people's tails. That doesn't seem fair to you."

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"I mean, if that's something you're into, then I won't tell you no. And that aside, if you really must gnaw on a tail, I can always provide you a shikigami of myself. Identical to me, 95% as soft, and won't get you cursed if you mangle it." He's not needlessly cruel, and is usually open to discussing things even if he's a bit cross with Dead.

Dead stopped and turned to listen what he had to say. "It sounds hot but I don't thinking turning me on is what you're getting at." Wing flap. "Mm. I'm sorry. I won't touch you again for all of eternity. I'll just admire from a distance."

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"What setup? I offered you a chance to get what you wanted, and you decided to just take not only without permission, but in an acceptable way. Would you like it if I just bit your chest without bothering to get your consent?"

Dead noms on one of his tails. The intrusive thoughts had won this round.

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The response is instantaneous. The moment Dead's teeth touch his tail, it's suddenly bathed in an inky black energy that washes over her as well. She would find herself cursed and all her good fortune drained. For all intents and purposes, it was all the same as if she had sunk her teeth into his neck.

Dead noms on one of his tails. The intrusive thoughts had won this round.

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"Perhaps we can make a deal. You touch something soft on me, and I get to touch something soft on you~" It's hard to tell if he's joking or not.

@green-x-reaper

"I can't help but think you're staring at me."

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@green-x-reaper

"I can't help but think you're staring at me."

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"Could it be? Are you perhaps..."

"...craving my kitsunuggies?"