nelsontethers

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your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

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My hobbies include reading, writing and doing neither of those things

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A wizard that regularly breaks into the gem shop where magical gemstones are cut from rough stone into their more commonly known sparkly faceted shapes - but he doesn't steal any of them. He sweeps the floor. Bags the stone crumbs and shards and dust he sweeps up. Breaks out again. The goblins who run the gem shop never bother to investigate why the floor just cleans up on its own, they assume that they've got a house elf or something.

So the wizard takes the shards and all, and grinds them all into evenly sized teeny tiny crumbs, and mixes them all together. The magic gemstone chips and crumbs become something new: magic pocket sand. Nobody knows what it'll do to you if he throws it at you. Least of all him.

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Maybe i should start saying pawesome

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I just reduced a dog to its base components (dog powder, binding reagent) with alchemical techniques

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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"came back wrong" but it's from work

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I ordered a custom crepe and it seems the chef approves of my design

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too