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Emma: You’re so cute. Just so cute.

*cups Regina’s face with her hands*

Emma: You must be protected at all costs.

Regina: I’m the Evil Queen.

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Emma: The stress is bad for the baby, Regina.

Regina: What? What baby?!

Emma: Me.

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Hermione: Fight me!

Bellatrix, quietly from where Hermione can't see: Do not touch my cinnamon bun if you ever want to see the light of the day again.

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Hermione: Fuck me if I'm wrong but I-

Bellatrix: You are wrong.

Hermione: But I didn't even-

Bellatrix: YOU ARE WRONG.

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[Hermione convinced Bellatrix to shop in IKEA]

Bellatrix: *staring at all the desks*

Hermione, walking up to her: What are you doing?

Bellatrix: I was wondering which of them you'd look best pinned aga-

Hermione: *slaps her hand over Bella's mouth*

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Regina: I live in fear that someone will kidnap my great friend Snow who lives at 822 58th St, apt 2 on the 4th floor, keeps door unlocked can’t miss it.

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Emma: To hell with you Miss Mills, and to hell with your delicious food!

Regina: So does that mean you don’t want the lasagna I made?

Emma: I never said that, give it here!

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Emma: how’s the most beautiful person in the world doing?

Regina: I don’t know, how-

Zelena: [from across the room] I’m doing great, thanks.

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Bellatrix: I don't date women.

Hermione: *walks in*

Bellatrix: I marry them.

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Henry: *picks up broccoli* Look at this tiny tree! Can you eat this?

Emma: *picks up cauliflower* Aww. This one's dead.

Regina: *looks into camera*

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Snow: Would you say your independent, Emma?

Emma: *looks at Regina*

Regina: *nods*

Emma: I'd say so yes

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*Emma getting an eye exam*

Emma: *reading chart* E, H, 4, M, potato shape, coffee mug shape, smudge, smudge, middle finger, smudge, the rest are all smudges.

Regina: Oh my god, you drove us here

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Regina: Did it hurt?

Emma *blushing*: Did what hurt?

Regina: When you fell walking in. I saw you fall on your face. Everyone saw.