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Nemmasis Adventures
Two crazy roommates and their crazy non-adventures.
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Why be official when you can be a fish?
Why be fashionable when you can be fascist?
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Emma: *reaching for laptop from bed*
Nicole: “Don’t fall!”
Emma: “I’m Spiderman, I never fall!”
Emma: *starts to fall*
Emma: “doesn’t fall and manages to get laptop*
Emma: *lifts laptop into air* “Weeeeee are the champions. . . SIMBA!”
#finals week is upon us#last week of nemmasisters before Emma moves home for the summer#:'(#just another normal night for nemma
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WOW Boyfriend: “If there’s ever a flash mob at church, it’s just the ward choir.”
#do we pay attention in church?#no#not usually#so sometimes when 20 people stand up all of a sudden#it's terrifying#until you realize they're just going up to the stand to sing
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Nicole: “I had something from every food group for dinner!”
Emma: “Are you a goddess?”
Nicole: “No, I just had an apple, a BLT without the tomato, ...”
Emma: “Why would you do such an evil thing!?”
Nicole: “You just called me a goddess!”
Emma: “You might be the goddess of Hell”
#just another normal night for nemma#finals week is upon us#time to die#and cry#BLTS MUST ALWAYS HAVE TOMATO NICOLE#HOW DARE YOU
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Why be prosperous when you can be a prostitute?
Why be fashionable when you can be fascist?
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Last night I had a dream that I was invited to some kind of sith or empire dinner party and after I got there I ended up wandering into the kitchen and Palpatine was straight up cooking a chicken with force lightning
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Favorite Things About Nicole #7
She found out that she’s 9th cousins with Carrie Fisher and got very emotional.
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BOTGGIASB: “Nicole, you’re making me so tender right now that I would be a great piece of meat.”
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Emma: “Thanks for having eyebrows, Nicole”
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Favorite Things About Nicole #6
Computer Science jokes.
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Favorite Things about Nicole #5
4 words: Star. Wars. GIF. Master.
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When Sleep-Deprived Emma makes French Toast.
#post LTUE#the struggle is real#ONLY A TINY PIECE OF SHELL GOT IN THE BOWL#HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?#Just another normal day for Nemma
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Favorite Things About Nicole #4
She sends me snapchats of her and WOW Boyfriend during church.
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Favorite Things About Nicole #3
When she texts me “ARE YOU ALIVE?” when I’m not home on schedule.
#favorite things about Nicole#yes we text in all caps do you have a problem with that#Just another normal day for Nemma
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Emma: “I feel like my life is lacking opportunities to say ‘Great Snakes!’
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Favorite Things About Nicole #2
She watches Star Wars youtube videos on 1.5x speed but still understands what they’re saying.
#sw#when there are so many star wars videos to watch you have to make the most of your time#Just another normal day for Nemma#favorite things about Nicole
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Emma: “IT IS NOT FUNNY TO VIOLENCE YOUR ROOMMATES”
#Nicole may have punched me in the eye while I was asleep#because my eyes were puffy#Just another normal day for Nemma#emma quotes
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