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Solver Thad confirmed!?!!!!?????!??!

N is sitting on a sofa eating little crunchy oil cookies, enjoying watching a sports run on the tv. Thad and Uzi are also there hanging out in the living room watching soccer together. Thad suddenly looks over at the oil cookies....then looks to N....then looks to the oil cookies. N notices and gives him a confused look

N: "whats wrong? Are you creeped out by the cookies?"

Thad: "no no....you and Z make them look so good! I mean heck you pushed V to the ground to snatch some!"

Uzi sits up and also gives Thad a confused look.

Thad: "I kinda wana......"

N: "woa woa woa! Thad no! I can't allow you to commit cannibalism in your own living room!"

Uzi: "yea dude your not exactly a solver drone"

Thad: "oh come on!!! pleeeaaassseeeeeee? whats the harm anyways i'm just a normal worker drone! what could happen!?"

Uzi: "well....hmmm...."

She looks at N and N looks at her. N reaches down and picks up a cookie. He passes it to Thad. Thad takes the cookie and brings it to his mouth but hesitates.

Thad: ".....ok"

He goes all in, takes a big bite out of the cookie with his eyes squeezed shut. N and Uzi watch as he starts to chew. Thad suddenly stops chewing and freezes with his eye wide open

Thad: "uh oh"

Uzi: "what!?"

Thad: "I like it....it's really good and I want more now!!"

Uzi: "oh shit shit!!"

N: "I knew it was a bad idea!! biscuits!!!"

Thad: "Sike ahaha gotcha!"

Uzi: "asshole!"

Thad: "but I wont lie these are actually really good which is kinda concerning to me"

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I adore Khan photo #24. Arms crossed, blurry and in the background. #26 is even better, it’s like a photo of a cryptid. A rare sighting of the elusive Khan.

laalaalaaa

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Best parents <3

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When writing Khan Doorman, I always keep in mind one thing; Mining is one of the worst jobs there is. It is important, but it is also extremely deadly. I don't even mean cave-ins or accidents, if you work in a coal mine, you WILL end up with lung cancer. Nevermind poisoning from metals or encountering Asbestos 2.0. That and the 'company store' are the reason why miners are very prone to strikes. The conditions are, even today, extremely bad even at the best of times. Now imagine all of that plus the company literally owning you and being the only source of healthcare you can get. Also, you have no rights and you can be easily replaced thanks to the on-site factory. To say Khan would have a deep dislike of humans would be an understatement. Plus, the need to survive day to day would be a priority even during safer times.

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After humanity bit the dust and before the disassembly drones showed up, the drones had fun coming up with names for themselves. Looking through books and other media to name themselves after their favorite characters while others just named themselves after their favorite things or occupation.

There has to be a drone out there named Naruto, there just has to be.

see Doorman actually makes sense for a last name because in the ye old timey days people would actually pick last names based on their occupations. So drones doing the same thing at the start of their own civilization is actually pretty clever!

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Ehehaha... hi there.

DOORMAN FAMILY ART REQUEST I CAST

GUESS WHO’S BACK!!!!

Hey hi hello I’m (semi) back and I’m here to finish up the current requests I have in my inbox :3 then maybe and hopefully open up some new requests ^_^

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Khan: There’s only one thing worse than death!

Khan: *rips off a piece of paper to show the word human*

Uzi: A human!

Khan: Correct!

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Responsible babysitter Mud

He can't be without a ciggie, but at least he didn't light it (Ken would rip his head off if he did)

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Serial Designation J experiences the joys of unemployment 2!

J is rotting on the couch, a half drank fermented gasoline bottle on the coffee table surrounded by rejected applications

Uzi: Hey, corporate lapdog.

S.D J: Buzz off, you defective toaster.

Uzi: Guessing the job search the going well.

S.D J: Ugh, don’t even start. You don’t even have a job either.

A smug smile crawls across Uzi’s face

Uzi: I already have one.

J shots up from the couch, a look of disbelief on her screen

S.D J: What!? How!?

Uzi: Seeing that I’m basically GOD and I saved the universe. I’m slated to lead the colony and drone kind in the future! THE UNIVERSE IS OURS NOW THAT MANKIND IS DEAD!

Uzi let loose a bout of mad laughter as J groans and drops back onto the couch

S.D J: I hate this planet

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This summer! Shark!

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Oh, now that a kickass storyline. Muses be with you, dude.

Im working on a Murder Drones fanfiction for you guys! Doll centric!

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Ooo, can’t wait to read it! Could we get a little descriptor of the fic?

Im working on a Murder Drones fanfiction for you guys! Doll centric!

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Vermicular, Adjective: like a worm in form or movement.

Also see; vermiform

she like the bugs

they're relatable

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Peak romance

The file name for this one was “like doing anything, huh.kra” lol. This was one of the first full pieces I made of these two, I think one of the big things that attracted me to them (and this show in general) is that it’s incredibly wholesome and fun with its gore/messed up nature. I loved how both N and Uzi could be dorky and blush at holding hands but also have killed quite a few people (and presumably still do lol, they never explained a reason why they didn’t go hungry so I assumed they were still eating) I think the camp scene with N teasing Uzi about killing her first few people absolutely killed me

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Vampiricly feeding off your partner is absolutely peak romance.

Also, Khan and Nori are the opposite. Khan wants Nori to maul him and she obligates.

Yeva is feeding from Dima. Carefully biting into his shoulder and carefully siphoning oil from him. Dima just holds and cuddles her close letting it happen. Yeva starts to pull away.

Dima: “how was it? Did you get en-“

Yeva makes a weird hiccup choking nose and proceeds to spit up a bit of oil right into Dima’s face by accident. He just flinches and Yeva snorts in laughter.

Dima: “….classy”

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are these bed buges ?

this is super messy and i dont rlly like it but i just wanted to get the colors down.... but even the colors are kind of all over the place LOL whatever !!!!!!!! i just wanted to post somethign, hi guys :d

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All Thad has in that cute little head of his is football and love for his friends. Nothing else, not an ounce of self preservation.

Uzi is overheating. Solver symbol, wings, tail, and the manic giggling as she stalks twoards Thad. Thad puts his hands on his hips and shakes his head with a grin.

Thad: “someones a little hungry! Aren’t you!”

Uzi goes to pounce on Thad but N grabs her by the tail mid pounce. She’s instantly snarling and thrashing around being held upside down by her tail. N sighs pinching his brow with his other hand.

N: “Thad…where are your survival skills”

Thad: “my what heheh?”