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So I’m gonna be honest, as most of you know that have been around long enough, i’ve had some ROUGH TIMES with Riain. His muse doesn’t come as often as I would like, and honestly? I have some bad associations with the muse. A lot of depression. And I need to rework him. I love him, don’t get me wrong. But honestly, he just doesn’t feel like the best muse on tumblr, at least right now. I’m not abandoning the blog, but I wanted to post something in the inevitable point I do just disappear for a while.

If anyone at all is still interested in him heavily, I DO rp him still on Discord with those that want to. I might eventually just move him to my multi, or do one final blog move again later to make sure to cut any bad, anxiety causing connections.

Currently, I’m more active on blogs such as @nothingphobia​ and @deathstroll​, both of which have either human aus or are human so fully open to all interactions. I’m also pending on remaking Mad King, which I’m not sure if I’ll move some aspects of Riain back into him or not, while I’m reworking the oc version.

Anyways, this is a PSA of what all is up. Things are a lot chiller on my other blogs I can assure you that, if it’s of interest.

Anyways, thank you all.

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OOC: I might make MK his own blog again but refrain from using Riain Braemar or a lot of my old hcs for MK for the blog. Or if I do end up I can always explain in info right?

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Jackalope’s back on her Achievement Hunter BS again, this time back again with VAGABOND FROM THE FAKE AH CREW / LET’S PLAY GTA V / REVAMPED FROM @breakended​. If you like killers, mercenaries, and ASSHOLES with a heart, please consider FOLLOWING. Important note: I WILL NOT BE PLAYING RYAN HAYWOOD HIMSELF, BUT RATHER THE PERSONA HE PLAYS, the name is shared but they are completely separate entities for this blog. THIS BLOG WILL CONTAIN A LOT OF DARKER SUBJECTS INCLUDING: DEATH, MURDER, TORTURE, SWEARING, HORROR, ADULT SITUATIONS, DRUGS, SUGGESTIVE MATERIAL, AND MORE. Reblogs and likes help a ton to spread the word.

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OOC: ....those that don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it

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As always too lazy to shade but take a centipede with a gun whose a major asshole and a criminal

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Also to my sonic followers... how illegal would it be to keep Riains molecular manipulation ability in au?

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Sonic 06 Real Time Fandub Starters

Change as needed

“Oh man, I hope somebody fucks up the fireworks.”

“Ha ha HA, one!”

“It dropped a feather. I didn’t think airplanes had feathers.”

“Nooooo my amiiboooooooo…”

“Oh, ___, you don’t know? There’s a new trend going around online called kinning.”

“I too have insomnia, but unlike you, mine is not caused by depression.”

“I’d like to be in the friendzone. I’d like friends.”

“Check out this cool gem I got on eBay for $7.”

“Whoa! ….Sorry, I thought I heard a cat.”

“Oh this? It’s my arm!”

“I’ve also been eating rocks.”

“Mmm, one!”

“She’s taken by the snap-crackle-pop!”

“Wait, how do I know your name?”

“I’ll melt you down and make a fucking necklace!”

“You don’t make this fun ‘cause you’re sad!”

“Hey, don’t take me anywhe– AWW FUCK!”

“Why are you so goddamn pale?”

“So I’m just gonna let you keep talking and I’m just gonna meditate over here.”

“I feel like thinking about something but I don’t know what.”

“These towers are quite tilted!”

“I’ll point at you also.”

“I’m not in the sky, dicknips.”

“I know so much, ___, my brain’s too good for this world.”

“YOU INTERRUPTED MY BROODING!”

“It SUCKS to be outside.”

“Yes, I can feel myself becoming more powerful with all your insolent little whines! I’m gonna do a little dance.”

*Slowly looks them up and down* “Yup, I can kill ya.”

“I’ve lost track of time… I’m not sure if I’m a person.”

“You have skin and hands that are, like, small and dainty and can fit in a butthole!”

“Go on, ___. Don’t you support gay rights?”

“Look at this weird flame in front of me, it’s REALLY BIG.”

“Get away from me, thotticus.”

“My braincell: destroyed. My wig is gone.”

“Are you seeing anyone right now? ‘Cause there is no one sexier than myself.”

“You should’ve known I have terrible taste!”

“Oh god, it’s young thotticus once again.”

“Thank you, Youtube algorithm, now go ahead and screw over some more creators.”

“I’m going against Youtube now, that’s my character arc now, baby.”

“You look like Youtube Red why are you making fun of me?”

“I’m actually Todd Howard now.”

“Oh, I haven’t met you, twink.”

“Good luck with that, I have weed.”

“Don’t you know, weed makes you fast, that’s a factual thing.”

“Oh my god, you can tell you’re white.”

“Did we do that together, was that, like, a gay thing?”

“It’s always a gay thing. I thought that’s just how it worked.”

“That’s my tree.”

“Can I hug your tree? Is that allowed? Do I have to ask permission?”

“It’s putting me in all the right moods.. of being.. happy.”

“I think I’m starting to hallucinate, it’s been a while…”

“I’m gonna try not to cry now because it’s…. I need a minute, I need a minute, ___.”

“Oh no, it sounded like yellow!”

“I knew there was too much yellow in the world.”

“If I could do anything I would eradicated three colors: yellow, silver, and silver again.”

“That’s not weed and you don’t even look cool!”

“And what do ya know? The perfect shape.”

“Where I was, everything was on fire.”

“I see you got yourself somebody. Not like romantically ‘cause that’d be weird.”

“I’ve been told to think about the ocean when I’m stressed and I’m looking at that and I’m real stressed.”

“I didn’t have fun at all, my eyeliner’s ruined, my arms hurt, I got kicked in the head, I hate everything and I didn’t even know I could do that. I’m usually just sad.”

“Yo, you need to chill the hell out dude, I’m too high for this.”

“ Because… my brain broken.”

“I’m imagining the ocean because I’ve established that when I don’t want to be somewhere, that’s what I think about.”

“Ohohohoho, you silly, feeble-minded, little gay.”

“Everything is purple, it’s great!”

“Have you met me? I was never cool!”

“Aww, I wanted a Spongebob popsicle!”

“___, you know what? You’re a twink. I’m going to go smoke some weed now.”

“You’re not only too god for this world but also any other world that could possibly exist.”

“TREAT ME LIKE A GODDESS!”

“When they talk about me in the future, make sure my name is something cool, like Jessica Grimdark.”

“___, I’m almost proud of you.”

“When you think of me, think of approximate gratitude.”

“Oh it’s so bright out now, I wanna go inside.”

“___, guess what? ….I can never die.”

“Oh, I feel potent angst energy in this forest, ___.”

“You were right, I’m bleeding out, all over the ground.”

“Oh no, I’m having a flashback.”

“Be careful, that is the power of Sprite!”

“Oh my god, it almost went as white as me, that’s bad.”

“Ahahahaha, cock.”

“I kicked you in the back of the head once, and it was awesome.”

“What kind of fucking crack is this?”

“What’s glass?”

“___, I have something to admit to you… I was gay before the light.”

“Shit, we’ll save the world with the power of gay!”

“Now c’mon, let’s go get some IHOP.”

“I think I want to eat it… or maybe kiss it.”

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I’m not even done but

I love my buggy child

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I’m absolutely drawing sonic design Riain rn

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BUG AND ARACHNID STARTERS

A list of bug, arachnid, drider, or overall insectoid or insect based starters. Some of them are NSFW

❝ How does it feel to have so many legs? ❞ ❝ God stop staring- you have too many eyes. ❞ ❝ Since when does a dog skitter? ❞ ❝ Are those….egg sacs? ❞ ❝ Pl-please let me go, I don’t want to be food. ❞ ❝ Did you just… bite me? ❞ ❝ Is it poison? Am I gonna die? ❞ ❝ Get your filthy legs off me! ❞ ❝ Gross, what is that? ❞ ❝ Can you please stop leaving your molted skin everywhere? ❞ ❝ Why is there so much webbing? ❞ ❝ Ew, you are getting poison drool all over the couch. ❞ ❝ How can something so furry be so rough? ❞ ❝ You know, you having a ton of legs is kinda hot. ❞ ❝ This silk is so soft- you mind if I rest with you? ❞ ❝ Bugs are just cold mindless hungry beasts! ❞ ❝ You really gotta liquefy your food at the table? Can’t you just eat yogurt like a normal person? ❞ ❝ When I said I like bondage, I didn’t mean wrap me up in a cocoon. ❞ ❝ Why is there so much webbing? ❞ ❝ So like do you have like 10,000 kids hiding in a cave somewhere? ❞ ❝ Do you bite the heads off your mate after you fuck them? ❞ ❝ Got an ovipositor or something? ❞ ❝ Please don’t lay eggs in me- I don’t want to die. ❞ ❝ Your eyes are so pretty. All of them. ❞ ❝ Haha- you’re legs are tickling me- stop! ❞ ❝ Why the hell do you have so many of those- those disgusting bugs! ❞ ❝ Aw it’s so cute!! I’ve always wanted a tarantula. ❞ ❝ Ain’t bugs that big supposed to be extinct? ❞ ❝ I’d love to cut you open and figure out how you tick. A human top, but a insectiod lower half- you are quite the scientific marvel. ❞ ❝ If I sprayed you with insecticide would you curl up and die? ❞ ❝ Please, stop screaming. The mandibles are more for show. And even if I was hungry, I wouldn’t go after you. ❞ ❝ Stop grabbing my legs- I’m gonna trip. ❞ ❝ You know, you humans are quite a treat. Much larger, much more fun to play with. And my nest will love you too. ❞ ❝ I’m going to break you apart and slurp up your insides. ❞ ❝ You know, most people are scared of me but…I’m glad you aren’t. ❞ ❝ Ow! That was one of my (insert number of eyes) you hit there, you prick! ❞ ❝ Stop trying to spray me! It ain’t gonna work, I’m larger then you! ❞ ❝ Of course you can’t squish me, idiot. ❞ ❝ Well, isn’t it my lucky day? I was trying to find a vessel to lay my clutch in. ❞ ❝ You know, you’ve really helped me get over my fears of creepy crawlies. ❞ ❝ I never understood why people were scared of them- how can something so small be dangerous! ❞      ❝ Wanna see my pets? You’ll love them, they are really friendly. ❞ ❝ Never thought I’d fall in love with a bug. ❞

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I might come back on just to make a sonic au....

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Just a note: I HAVEN’T abandoned Riain, I’m just a bit more active over at @nothingphobia​ at this moment. However, seeing as my job closed due to the outbreak I have more free time so I will probably try to hop over onto Riain once or twice this week. I’ll probably do some spring cleaning though. But tldr I still love Riain.

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               ❝LIE UNTIL YOU AREN’T LYING ANYMORE❞

                                         IND. SEL. PRIV. SEMI-DIVERGENT INFINITE FROM SONIC

                                                                 ENVISIONED BY JACKALOPE

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Also I don’t know if I’ll really be too much on here, so if you still wanna rp catch me @nothingphobia. I’ll still be doing horror writing and stuff even there

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It’s 2020 the year we make RP blogs for edgy Sonic Villains 

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did anyone ask for another bug drawing? no?