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inspired by a friend misspeaking

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found a person from 1689 using tumblr

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the oversized joint my bf crocheted …. the cat loves smoking her joint

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Spending a night or two at a friends place feels exactly like this

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I need to get even weirder. Any suggestions?

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she's just like me for real.

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i can't wait for the new dmc anime to air bc it's gonna attract more hot gay people to the franchise and that's what this fandom needs. i'm TIRED of dmc twt and reddit. the anime will make dmc tumblr gain like a bajillion more people and then. then the fandom will be saved from all the dudebros.

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you're cute so i'm downloading you

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she's so cute, how do I talk to her

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One thing I’ll never hate on millennials for (as a gen z) is avocados on toast. If you prepare it right, it’s glorious!! And it’s like really healthy too, so I don’t get the hate from boomers when they make fun of millennials for it.

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Also my English teacher started a section on sci-fi, AI and technology a while back and the funny things is my friend (who is VERY AWARE that I’m a robot fucker) giving me massive side eyes when something can be taken as a reference to anything with a robotic character in it. He cannot stop me from making an electric dreams or portal or inscription reference.

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I‘ve never used Tumblr on my IPad so I’ve never seen how Tumblr UI looks on an IPad and god. It’s scary. But godDAYUM is it easier to write with the fucking bluetooth keyboard than with the iPhone keyboard. I think we should bring that back. Let’s have phone with massive physical keyboards please, they are really fun. I love the tying sounds PLEASE BRNG THIS BACK TO THE PUBLIC

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My school probably made a deal with Mark Zuckerburg (Or as I like to call him, Markius Zucchinius) to unban Instagram so that the entire school population from 5th-13th grade can become subservient AI users. They will accomplish this by spamming them with skibidi toilet gifs from AI generated Mr. Beast

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Why do i always get ads that DON‘T fit at all. What am I even risking my data for? You are trying to get my sweet, succulent data and can‘t even show me proper ads for it. Die. Explode. Go to the gulag. I cast fireball

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Holy shit you’re so right how could I have forgotten it

Predictions for the next (hopefully) 1 year… but I know it will be 10… I hope those bastards die a bastardly death