Alexa, Alex, Lex, or Lexa. 29. She/Her, They/Them. Bi as heck (with a preference for women). I also have a more "explicit" side blog dedicated to bigger folks, Neon Go Thicc.(pfp by absolonanonymous)
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I've noticed more healthier options in stores now, like Cheerios veggie blends and those prebiotic sodas. I like Olipop.
Olipop pops off
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Odd to think that there's no fast-food chain that specializes in hotdogs. 🌭
No one tell them about wienerschnitzel
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I thought that the Q in LGBTQ meant "queer" like an etc, nah it means "questioning". Blah blah beans
The Q stands for queso.
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when gerard way sings "the broken, the beaten, and the damned" and when kermit the frog sings "the lovers, the dreamers, and me" they're talking about the same people btw
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remake the original saw exactly as it was in 2004 except tim robinson is also there
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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:
I’m the best to ever do it
Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)
No one’s ever done it like me
I could be President/they should make me President
Behold, a mere fraction of my power!
The public wants to be me soooooo bad
I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)
How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?
Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix
I’m being sabotaged
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Oh no, we can't have Jax pulling off the maid uniform alone. So here's my try in re designing the maid uniform for all the members of the Digital Circus.
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My take on Human Zooble! A few years before they joined the circus and were an aspiring tattoo artist. I know I'm their VA but that DOES NOT mean this is anything close to CANON. Just for fun!
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if only dog had a bigger bed available, or perhaps two. maybe even a human bed. alas, he must make do with a measly little pillow.
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A 30-piece Matryoshka doll made at “Igrushka” wooden toy factory in Semyonov. Photo by V. Izvolensky (1966).
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GOP leaders want to vote this week to pass Trump’s Big Beautiful Bill Act, so call your Senators NOW.
The bill, if passed, would cause widespread harm by making massive cuts to Medicaid and SNAP, gut climate protections and open public land to fossil fuel exploitation, restrict states from regulating AI for the next TEN YEARS, end gender-affirming care under Medicaid & CHIP, increase taxes on those who make less than $157k while giving massive tax cuts to the richest, tax breaks on gun silencers, defund planned parenthood, adds trillions to the national debt and billions to defense spending.
Call now! Spread the word.
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joined a twitter drawing trend (fashionably late of course)
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I FORGOT TO PUT THESE IN MY LAST POST!! They are so. Dumb
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