neonmindfucks

[neonmindfucks]

NO

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I am a MAN, I have ASS HAIR that STOPS SHIT from LEAVING my ASS!

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if I die I hope no one says "oh he had still so much to live for, he was so young" or smth like that.

It was over ever since I developed the ability to think, every day after that I yearned for the sweet embrace of mother earth.

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Normalize having someone in your life that just absolutely trashtalks you to your face. Did something your particular proud of? Show them and let them verbally destroy you for it. Build a huge tower that could pierce the heavens? Well too bad buddy now no one can understand what trash they talk about you

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oh you silly little algorithm goblins, just because I am in another country doesnt mean I can speak the language!

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I feel like a Tesla will target me someday

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you ever just drive down a road and think

"yeah, thats a good spot for a sniper. And over there could be tanks aiming down this road.."

[neonmindfucks]

wait do you get pregnante from liking Tumblr posts??

I hate getting ads that have nothing to do with me

like isn't the whole purpose of selling my data to show me relevant ads? Then why on gods green-blue earth am I getting ads for anti-baby pills when I never had somebody hold my hand before??

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I hate getting ads that have nothing to do with me

like isn't the whole purpose of selling my data to show me relevant ads? Then why on gods green-blue earth am I getting ads for anti-baby pills when I never had somebody hold my hand before??

[neonmindfucks]

listen, if you want me to actually function in society don't let me work 8hrs a day

[neonmindfucks]

What should we call our product?

S M E G

perfect

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I just got asked how the tumblr app makes me feel.

it makes me feel thing alright but these things are defined as war crimes by the geneva convention

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wow holy shit you guys really haven't changed since I left have you

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you never know how much god hates you until your cpu overheats while updating BIOS...

[neonmindfucks]

Puki is so strong he can change reality, there was a banana smoothie, now there's none.

Do not forget everything Puki is saying is the truth, and if not it will be

Hey guys! drinking a banana smoothie right now whats up.

[neonmindfucks]

every time i listen to “you’re a mean one mr. grinch” i can’t help but sit there and think “what did the grinch do to hurt you?” because dude just stands there for 2 minutes and 58 seconds and drags the grinch into the dirt

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You’ll have 2 birthdays if your mom laid eggs