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in latest ahwu geoff said “im gonna deepthroat this dildo” whilst not facing the camera and i thought “haha funny joke what a tease making us think hed actually do it”
and then michael told him “well at least face the camera”
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Jeremy being Trevor’s arms was a gift to us all
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“If you’ve ever had this conversation with a friend, you understand that me even looking back at this footage hurts. But he took it in stride. And I gave him the day off. Because I am his boss. And I need everybody at sugar Pine 7 to recognize that. It’s hard to imagine what Cib even thought in that moment. How do you even take in information like that? I probably should have stayed with him. But at the time I figured it was better just to let him handle it himself. And right about here, well… this is where I’m gonna stop talking to you guys because this isn’t a story you narrate over.”
#sp7meme: (5/7) Episodes of Alternative Lifestyle: Akrasia
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you cannot tell me that ryan wouldnt do this
dialogue from b99 - the audit
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The most important moment from this week’s Open Haus.
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top 5 rt employees (as voted by my followers) → #2 michael jones; ↳ voted by ryanthecomputerguy and 150 other people
Bad news, guys. I just found out that I might be an asshole. Oh man. My head is swimming. I can’t let my mom find out.
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ryan, looking at shane with the biggest fucking grin on his face and the upmost fondness in his eyes: i hate you shane
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Elyse is me with every mistake I’ve ever made.
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