neonpartyrocker

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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse

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pit babe sure is a show. on the one hand, it is a show about the epic highs and lows of racecar driving. on the other hand, it is a show about a bunch of people with deep childhood trauma trying to navigate relationships as adults and the struggles of people who really do love each other other but don't know how to communicate it. on the OTHER other hand it's an omegaverse story about two horny alphas with a breeding kink and the main alpha gets sensory overload if he doesn't get knotted and the fans and the creators are locked in a "will-they-won't-they" about if male pregnancy is going to happen on screen or not. also there's superpowers.

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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

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I have so many feelings about them.

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I love it when the same character honorifics are basically used as a barometer for an evolving relationship over the course of a story.

"...Princess" (Derogatory)

"Princess." (You have disproven several of my previous assumptions but I'm still guarded and critical.)

"Princess," (Mildly impressed but still snarky)

"Princess," (I am coming to terms with how much your office has demanded of you and am finally considering you an equal)

"Princess," (I genuinely respect you, your office, and how much you have grown beyond it since we have met.)

"Princess." (Uh oh I've started catching feelings and am now using your title to remind both you and myself of the distance between us.)

"PRINCESS!" (You are in danger and I am now utterly devoted AND DOWN SO BAD.)

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whenever i refresh the dash and there's no new posts i feel like one of those boomers sitting at a slot machine

[neonpartyrocker]

once you remember that you are not in fact catholic and do not actually have to confess your sins all the time things will get better for you. kill the part of you that wants to go into some strangers inbox and tell them why you don’t listen to rap.

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Reblog if your tits are free-use stress balls for any lesbian who needs them

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GARFIELD & BENZ as KENTA & KIM in  PIT BABE SEASON 2 (2025)

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Reading my own fanfiction is basically just a rollercoaster of emotional whiplash.

20% of the time: “Hold on. I wrote this? This is fire. This is emotionally devastating in the best way. This scene is dripping with tension. I’m a literary perfectionist. Someone give me a book deal.”

80% of the time: “Straight to jail. Immediate prison. Why is everyone’s breath hitching?. I used the word ‘gaze’ three times in one paragraph like I was possessed. Did I think 'his eyes darkened' was profound? Why is everyone clenching their jaws? Why is someone whispering 'their name like a prayer' again?? No one talks like this. What is this dialogue. Why are there so many weird metaphors and em-dashes…”

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I really need to sort out my priorities…

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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

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broke: kiss him to shut him up

woke: kiss him to stop him from running recklessly into danger (again)

bespoke: kiss him to hold him in place and say see me

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my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

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The Next Prince – Episode 8: RamilPaytai