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chuckling indulgently.. oh go on... i suppose a LITTLE bit of monica in my life wouldn't hurt

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im gonna getcha! im gonna getcha!!!

omg stoppp!!! hehe ^_^ !!!!

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kitchen nightmares was a good show

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I'm kind of obsessed with the way sheep are handled. So efficiently. It always looks kind of unpleasant at first and then you notice the sheep are fine with it. They're always being flipped upside down and rolled down a chute or some shit. A shepherd will be tossing that thang in the air and spinning it like pizza dough & the sheep just lets it happen

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censorship

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i will not be having an ipad baby. i will be having a Pea baby

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people needdddd to wear headphones in public because while on an otherwise very lovely walk in the park today i saw a guy sitting under a tree watching a porn parody of the star wars prequels

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One of my coworkers owns this shirt and wears it to work almost every Saturday and I can’t stay silent about it any longer

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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

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quiz: why do lobsters have one claw bigger

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