neosexual

[neosexual]

renjun: i was busy

donghyuck: doing what?

renjun: catching up sleep because i apparently lack sleep for the past seven years

[neosexual]

Yangyang: Don't ask about my problems! No! I won't say anything to you! I'm shutting my mouth lalalala.

The psychologist:

Yangyang:

Kun: I'm sorry, I didn't know he's deteriorating.

[neosexual]

Xiaojun, trying a pick-up line: Are you a thief?

Hendery: Yes, before.

Xiaojun: No, you say "why". Dude, I'm trying-

Xiaojun: Wait - are you like serious? You were a thief?

Hendery:

[neosexual]

renjun: *bumps into donghyuck

renjun: i'm sorry, i didn't saw you. you were just too irrelevant.

[neosexual]

kun: keep an eye on him

ten: oh gosh no i can barely glance at him

ten: *looks at yangyang

yangyang: *dancing with the tube man in a Barney costume

ten, shivers: oh creepy

[neosexual]

chenle: i'm hungry

renjun: eat some shards of glass

chenle: but i'll die??

renjun: you won't be hungry then.

[neosexual]

[Hendery passed out]

Xiaojun: *trying to find his pulse

Xiaojun: Oh my gosh! He has no pulse! He's dead! Help-

Xiaojun: Wait I think he does, I just don't know how to find it.

[neosexual]

xiaojun: *tells a joke

hendery:

hendery: your humor is like my grandma.

hendery: it's dead.

[neosexual]

Yangyang: Can I go out with the guys today?

Kun: Yeah, sure. It's not like you'll rob a bank or something.

Yangyang: Of course, not. It's a factory actually.

Kun:

[neosexual]

ten: i think my lifestyle is kinda boring.

jisung: no one cares.

ten: well, that's rude. you can just also say "it's okay" you know?

jisung: alright. it's okay, hyung.

jisung: no one cares.

[neosexual]

Kun as a dentist: Okay, open up.

Yangyang: Oh, um alright.

Yangyang: So, it's controversial and I really do trust you in this. What happened is my friend recommended cat food to me after having it as breakfast for a week. So I tried it and yes it's 11/10 would do it again-

Kun: I mean your mouth, you idiot.

[neosexual]

[Mark and Donghyuck breaking up]:

Mark: You're one of the most beautiful dream for me and I guess it's time for me to wake up.

Donghyuck: Why don't you sleep again? It's not that hard.

[neosexual]

[Yangyang and renjun breaking up]:

Yangyang: The ink for our story has ran out and so it ends here. Goodbye.

Renjun: Then buy another one, idiot!

[neosexual]

Yangyang: Look at me when I speak to you!

Yangyang: Don't you close your eyes on me, young man!

The newborn baby:

[neosexual]

hendery: our quote of the day is: "choose the choice that scares you the most."

hendery: alright

a few moments later

hendery, standing at the edge of a cliff: am i doing this right?

[neosexual]

Yuta: You won't tell anybody, right?

Hendery: Of course, I won't.

Hendery: But I mean like I'd tell myself sometimes but don't worry I won't believe it.

[neosexual]

[singing]

Ten: Why can't you hit the note?

Xiaojun: I'm not a fan of violence.