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Redoing the vote because we came at a tie, so now you guys get to decide on one of my Jerry's based on their symbolic name.

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can u fart on me

Do you guys just think I'm a whole bottle of febreze or something?

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I have three au Jerry's that may or may not be evil. (Two of them may be involved with different fandoms)

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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Well, since you asked so nicely @kalamitywitch.

This is gonna be me answering some questions I think people might have, tho you can ask more if you want. Plus menace reveal at the end so hold on tight.

Who is menace?

Menace is the baby transformer Stanley finds and raises as his own, though he only gave him his name because Stanley was sure 'he's gonna be a menace when he grows up'. Menace does have a human name; stanson pines. Why stanson? Because he's stan's son.

How did Stanley and menace meet?

Stanley found menace in a trashcan when he was taking out the trash way back in 2007, though he only checked the trashcan to look for raccoons but found a baby bot the size of a five week old kitten.

How old is menace?

Menace, during the time of the show (2012) is five, but during weirdmageddon turns six. Why do I point this out? Well, I saw out of context comic pages of a transformer being raised by aliens and getting growth spurts when they turn five. Though I know that's not how it works now, due to finding more pages, the only explanation I have for that is that menace is a mitosis baby.

What is a mitosis baby?

Its a nod off of how transformers used to 'reproduce', though it was just their bodies splitting into two copies. The idea is similar, but it's basically a small part of the transformers spark/soul splitting off and shooting out of the bigger body, collecting extra metals as it passes to form a small body for its own. Mitosis babies are kinda just caterpillars, They need to eat a lot of metals and energy just to have enough to morph to their big size, and because robots don't produce waste, there's really no mess left behind. But they also learn things very quickly, literally the masters of watch and learn.

If menace is a mitosis baby, then who was he born of?

I think the answer is going to be very obvious when you see him.

Does anyone else know that he's a transformer?

Well, soos and Stanley know, but during the five years of raising him, they've learned how to disguise him so that no one else freaks out (especially since the transformer movies that came out in 2007 were bayverse). I mean, what harm is a onesie and a big red jacket that mightve belonged to stanley gonna do?

Does menace know hes one?

He does but he wants to be stanleys son a bit more than a war bot. He's already learned so much from Stanley that he's almost like a little copycat. Hell, half of what menace does is stuff he learned from stanley, especially the stealing.

And since those are all the questions I can think of right now, here's your promised menace picture (what he looked like when stanley found him. Yes, he is kinda based off of the transformers kindergarten series)

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Guess who's fighting in art this year

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Would you guys wanna hear about my 'Stanley raises a baby transformer' au?

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Yeah! In the past (before becoming optimus prime) he was known as Orion pax. It wasn't until getting the matrix of leadership that his name changed to reflect his new status, since he was optimistic and those who are chosen by the matrix are known as primes.

Poor Orion :(

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Grinkle Stimond…

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no alicorn option nobody is that cool

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This is a wheel with 250 fandoms, people, topics, specific words, etc. Spin it once.

Whatever you landed on has completely disappeared from Tumblr. Any posts including or referencing it have vanished, and none will ever be made again. No one else notices its absence, and no one else will ever ask about it.

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You are made to live as a kind of house-pet for one week. You are well taken care of and loved, but you are unable to communicate to the person taking care of you that you are a person. What is your reaction?

Spin the wheel to find out which pet you will spend a week as.

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You are faced with some random problem and the only person who can help you is the main character from the last piece of media you consumed (you can also do favorite character if there are multiple main characters). You can stay in this universe or be in the universe of the character, whichever you prefer, but the problem remains the same and the only person who can directly help you is the main character. That character can call on the help of those they know in their media, but when it comes down to it, they are the only person really helping you. How do you react to this situation?

Spin to find out your problem:

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Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

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a wizard is going to turn you into a random animal! whether you like it or not! how nice of them! spin the wheel to find out which class your new species belongs to (and then probably do a google).