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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best

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i understand why folks turn off reblogs on a post but part of me always feels so betrayed by unrebloggable posts on my dash. like oh okay shops closed? just when i get to the door

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Myers after Mike, funny guy to like.

Myers after Michael, halloween psychoel

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dubiously friendly reminder that you need to own a first aid kit. yes even you.

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tumblr support must dread updates coming out. because it means they will receive very impassioned and detailed emails from me

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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are you five nights at fucking kidding me

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never kill yourself. you might see a pink haired trans girl with awesome tattoos at your local safeway and then be way too much of a coward to talk to her but still share a knowing look in the cereal aisle

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First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!

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I'm sure tumblr would never, but hey. No sense tempting fate.

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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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Can we erase the idea that low-wage workers being visibly human on the clock is "unprofessional." It does not hurt customers to see cashiers drinking from water bottles or sitting on chairs. But water deprivation and forced standing are both established forms of torture. Hope this helps 😘

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i may have my father's worst traits but i am more ethical & virtuous with them than him