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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

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got a giant and i mean GIANT fresh-squeezed strawberry lemonade at the farmer's market today. i'm talking like a full quart with a straw in it. very delicious. five dollars. nice. as i was leaving, laden with vegetables, a young man waved at me and asked where i had acquired my immense beverage. and after i pointed him toward the stall and informed him of the various prices and flavors, he looked toward the sky, basketball shorts flapping in the breeze, and bellowed to the heavens, "oh i am gonna SLUUUUUUUURP that." happy slurp that saturday everyone.

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God you know what one of the most insane things about being a fandom elder is? When you see something that's obviously a repost on TikTok and all the girlies in the comments are like "this is amazing! why hasn't this gone viral???" and it's like. This very much did go viral. When it was first published. In 2011.

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Having to clean the shower is so fucking annoying. It’s clean in there. That’s where I go to get clean. It’s clean dude trust me. Stop fucking growing bacteria and stuff man this is the clean locale. You’re embarrassing me in front of the sink

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is anyone else not vibing with the always looming sense of impending doom or is it just me

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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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I don’t watch the Pitt but I have seen many gifs of it and there is this one little fella who just has the face of a man born to bleed out in the trenches after an unsuccessful turn as a poet in the first world war

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PRIDE & PREJUDICE 2005, dir. Joe Wright

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I kneel before you not as a prince, but as a man in love. But I would feel like a king if you— Danielle de Barbarac, would be my wife.

EVER AFTER: A CINDERELLA STORY 1998, dir andy tennant

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you want me to come out of my cage AND be doing just fine?? in this economy???

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honestly look at the bright side at least you’re not 14

I’M NOT FOURTEEN!!!!!!

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the song of the summer is once again cut to the feeling by carly rae jepsen. yeah it's mandatory sorry.

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This remains, to me, the most poignant Les Misérables quote

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i am a lover. but underneath that i'm a hater. and then underneath that i'm a lover again

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sorry boss can't come in today i was on my way to work and then a gentle spring breeze kissed my cheek and reminded me it is a serious thing just to be alive on this fresh morning in this broken world

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I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog