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“Gherkin sounds like something you call a deformed penis”
-birb
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“I’m gonna buy one as soon as I jerk off”
Fishdick
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“It is a fish. It does not live a complicated life”
-birb
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“Flesh is merly a suggestion”
-birb
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“SHUT UP IM ALREADY DRAWING PORN”
-birb
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I guess i count as a blunt weapon
Birb
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I can manhandle my grandma whenever i want
Horny virgin
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“Im not helping u bone a historical vampire”
Birb
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“MAYBE I DONT WANNA FUCK A DEAD MAN”
Birb
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“Im not a fucking bathtub, get out of me!!”
Fish dick
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“It tastes like a rejected cherry”
Birb
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“Why follow the rules when I can smoke crack cocaine and do donuts on the freeway”
Birb
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“There is no innocence among my flesh”
Birb
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“Its not gay if the horse is drunk”
Fish dick’s coworker
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“You’re shit at sex kevin!”
Birb
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“Its like looking into the flesh mirror”
Birb’s coworker
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“She looks like she is getting the milkies”
Birb
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