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i saw a giant billboard for a plumber that was basically just this

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no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor, to the toilet seat, from the dining room table, to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink, to the shower, from the front porch, to the balcony, vertically horizontally, quadratic, exponent, algorithmetic, while I gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, backwards, forward, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in a car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the pool, bent over in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back aching, leg shaking, dick throbbing, fist clenching, ear ringing, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw-dropping, hair pulling teeth jitterbug, mind boggling, soul snatching, over stimulating, vile, sloppy, moan-inducing, heart-wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip biting, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, blackhole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark-worthy, can't walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcanic erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, hip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail snatching, spectacular, hair ripping, show stopping, magnificent, unique, extraordinary, splendid, phenomenal, malforming, heavenly, devil's tango. please.

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well 🧍‍♀️ as a reminder this blog is NOT a safe space for trump supporters but it IS a safe place for women, queers, trans ppl, people of color, undocumented people, and any marginalized group.

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I’m a big fan of that post-laundry feeling when you’ve got all your A-list clothes back in the game.

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Marriage license is so funny like hell yeah I have permission to drive this thang (husbamd)

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I stopped calling myself a pacifist when I heard Gandhi told women they should not physically fight off their rapists.

I believe there is such a thing as a non-violent fist. I believe the earth is a woman muzzled, beaten, tied to the coal slinging tracks.

I believe the muzzled have every right to rip off the bible belt and take it to the patriarchy’s ass. (Lines 5-13)

Andrea Gibson, "Etiquette Leash," Pole Dancing to Gospel Hymns

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( ;;) <- me as a little ghost. those are my autism hands

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i didn't say it was good, i said it has bewitched me body and soul

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THE CROWD CHANTING "DUDUDUDU MAX VERSTAPPEN" IS EVERYTHING TO ME

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Women at chores by Kinjoli Das

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-Thunderbolts* movie summary-

Guinea pig: *exists*

Yelena: Aw cute *takes home*

Bob: *exists*

Yelena: Aw cute *takes home*

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i am nooooot locked the fuck in. im locked the fuck out. call the locksmith

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mansplain girlboss mallgoth gaybait manwhore

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more thunderbolts* tweets + some thunderbolts* gc texts !!

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Famous

by Naomi Shihab Nye

The river is famous to the fish.

The loud voice is famous to silence, which knew it would inherit the earth before anybody said so.

The cat sleeping on the fence is famous to the birds watching him from the birdhouse.

The tear is famous, briefly, to the cheek.

The idea you carry close to your bosom is famous to your bosom.

The boot is famous to the earth, more famous than the dress shoe, which is famous only to floors.

The bent photograph is famous to the one who carries it and not at all famous to the one who is pictured.

I want to be famous to shuffling men who smile while crossing streets, sticky children in grocery lines, famous as the one who smiled back.

I want to be famous in the way a pulley is famous, or a buttonhole, not because it did anything spectacular, but because it never forgot what it could do.