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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage
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🧨 UH OH 💣 DONALD TRUMP 💼🍑 AND his 😜 used 😏 to be number 1️⃣ HOE 💃 ELON 💋 FUCK have broken 💔 up?! 😱 And Trump 🍔 is in the 🔥 EPSTEIN 🔎 FILES 📂?! Boy, OH boy, 🤡 that’s a JUICY 🍑 scandal 🍆 full of MESSY 💦 secrets 📜 and DIRTY 💩 laundry 🧺! Is it 🍌 true? Did Elon 🌪️ TURN 🍆 his back 👈 on the ORANGE KINGSIZE 🛏️ blanket?! 😳 I mean, 🍆 talk about a 💥 POWER COCK couple 🍑👬, but now it seems 🚨 they’ve plummeted 💥 faster than 🚀 a hooker’s 👄 dreams on Wall Street 🏦! ���� The REAL reason 🤔 for their breakup? 🍆 ELON couldn't HANDLE 👐 Trump's BIGLY 🌪️ ego 💥 and his need 🍆 for constant attention 👀😩, like a desperate DADDY in a DUMPSTER 💼 full of HOES! 😏💦 SHOCKER! 😵 It’s only a matter of time ⏳ before 🍑 Trump releases his NEXT LIMITED EDITION 💥 SEX TAPE 💋 with the REAL 😈 Epstein files 📚! 🤫 GET READY for the COCKtale of the century 💦 because it’s gon' be MORE SPICY 🌶️ than a chili 🍲 pepper in 🥵 a hot tub! 🍆💦💋
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I meant to make this meme ages ago when pride month was still on but yeah gé (pronounced gay) is the Irish for a goose.
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"We have a new AI feature!" "With the power of AI..." "Our AI..."
I am going to abandon technology and start only inscribing things on clay tablets
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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.
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Honestly, y'all, I'm begging you. Take the time to think and learn for yourself. Even if it's just something casual like knitting or cooking. Exercise your brain. It's important.
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"the new pope is problematic" well folks it's the catholic fucking church so im not really sure where your hopes were at
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i can’t wait for when chatGPT and ai image generation also crashes and each prompt cost $50 an attempt. oh you can’t get your stolen big tiddy anime ghibli art for free anymore? you want to buy real big boy art from real artists now? beg for it. beg for it like a dog.
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"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."
Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?
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"Fear mongering, fear mongering, you're fear mongering!!"
What reality do you live in right now where you're not appropriately terrified? Fuck outta here.
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#was just talking about this actually#being a history person feels like willingly taking on cassandra’s curse#like why won’t you LISTEN
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I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3
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Remember: the more difficult you make it for them to realize a report is false, the more useless you make the portal.
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