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Found this image out in the wild, which led me to the question of why did they crop out the barrel? Is this legal?

which meant I downloaded it, and ran it through Tineye; this led me to an uncropped version, but as it was literally just website.com/image.jpg, this made me ask „Where is the original, and who made it“?

Also, that is an actual P-90, and not the civilian PS-90, as signified by the shorter barrel; this answers the legality question.

Putting the uncropped version through Tineye led me to Safebooru. Thankfully, Safebooru had a source link, meaning that it was very easy to check the original post.

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Though it seems a waste to leave it there.

Chucking the original into a font identifier website, I matched it to TT Commons Pro. I then found and downloaded a 'trial version' of the font, opened both the original and the original original in GIMP, typed it out, played with font size and bolding and italics, positioned it correctly, learned how to add outlines to text in GIMP, *Inhales* and here we are:

A meme, restored

Obligatory P-90 @frogblast-the-ventcore

Also, full text of the links for posterity:

Tineye: https://tineye.com/ Original post: https://twitter.com/onnsoku_itou/status/794835380784635904 TT Commons Pro: https://fonts.adobe.com/fonts/tt-commons-pro

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[AMV] Jon Arbuckle - You’re Gonna Go Far Kid

this is one of my favorite videos on the internet, and it kills me that the source has been silenced by youtube’s copyright system, so I’m putting it here!

I have seen a version of this on tumblr before, but the audio in that one is just a little bit off because that person edited it back in themselves

but today, I am proud to present the original video, sent to me by Crispy Crungy, who gave me permission to upload it here and share it with you all!

enjoy!

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You should always strive to give your followers an extremely warped impression of your favorite media

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The year is 2030.

At the Cincinnati stop of her "world tour", Taylor Swift ends her set. As she walks off the stage, she leans into a nearby mic and says "oh by the way, I'm lesbian".

She's still milking a public relationship with a man named Chett Whitesman, so this is met with a combination of cheers and confusion. Immediately, the media mobilizes. They have to intercept her before she gets onto her private jet, and ambush her for an interview. Luckily, this has become much easier these days. Since the release of her 2027 album, "The Carbon Emissions of my Heart", T Swizzle has performed a ritual sacrifice of an endangered species on live camera every time she boards her jet, a #girlboss way of saying that her emotional pain can only be healed by the tortured screams of drowning polar bears.

(Since this practice started, a devoted faction of Swifties have started a carbon negative algae farming commune, with the express intent of negating taytay sweezie's contributions to climate change. Apparently "her tortured soul deserves to pollute without guilt". They haven't even come close to their goals.)

Taytor Twift is intercepted after this ritual, as she's walking up the steps of her plane. When asked what the lesbian statement was about, she nonchalantly says "oh, I thought it was clear that was a joke. Anyways, G T G!" , before biting into the still beating heart of an emperor penguin.

During her flight, discourse on the newly renamed twitter-X-ElonIsExtremelyVirile Corp goes nuclear like it never has been before.

There's a camp of swifties thoroughly convinced that her relationship with Chett is all a beard so that she can still keep touring in the New Christian Republic of Florida, and the interview at the plane was deepfaked.

A different camp of Swifties feels insulted and betrayed that she would be anything less than a paragon of allyship. To them, this is the worst slight the queer community has ever experienced.

A third camp of Swifties insists that she *is* dating Chett, and is also a lesbian. They get insulted that anyone would police Taylor's labels. Comparisons to the Boulder, Colorado shooter are made.

A group of non Swifties tries to point out that everyone is fucking insane and that 'ole taytay regularly tear gases pride rallies to make way for her promenade to stadium venues, and who the fuck cares about this shit and point out that what a billionaire celebrity does for five minutes of PR is not worth your attention or discourse, nor does it warrant harassing other people for the labels *they* use, and isn't it really fucked up that Taylor is making a joke of how people describe their identities? They are promptly doxxed, harassed, and banned.

Bi lesbian discourse is off the charts. Nothing Taylor said has anything to do with it, but it happens anyways.

A lone transsexual who actually goes outside once in a while tweets "hey guys isn't it kinda fucked up that 2.4 billion people have been displaced by mega storms this year that her jet contributes to and is also specifically designed to fly over" and is promptly doxxed and harassed off the platform.

After an exhausting 9 minute plane ride, Tailing Swiffer lands in Columbus for the next performance of her world tour. She unveils a new single that contains the line "ride my horse after dumping him, stepping up onto my SAD dle".

All is forgotten. All is quiet. The Swifties continue as usual, moving on to the next discourse about these lyrics.

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you just got press crow'd. reblog to instantly press crow your friends

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the thing about this card is that in New Capenna, devils are just, like... a type of person. they're a racial category. like usually "diabolist" is used when devils are like otherworldly summoned beings but in New Capenna specifically theyre just Dudes. like imagine if there was a word for "guy who summons and commands Italians" like theres someone walking around calling himself a Sicilianist

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Your loved one!

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concept: reverse vampires

they survive by eating garlic and drinking holy water. the sun is healing to them. if you stake them through the heart, they become immortal. but most importantly…

every single human on earth is trying to hunt them down and drink their blood.

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when you're sick you're either a prince moder or a dog moder. prince moding is when you demand many little treats, drinks etc. i personally prefer to drag myself off to a secluded corner to either die or recover, aka dog moding

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day