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Ghhbvhhbvgh vvvgh

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I fucking hate these ads and games but this is objectively SO funny

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nice color palette for when you just cant fucking take it :]

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Y'all made it seem like drinking 8 cups of water was supposed to cure my depression y'all r all liars

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*friends car is locked*

Friend: stop pulling the handle

Me:

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I’m going to bring t-pose sheen into the real world

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Do you ever just touch your face and think “there be bones in me skin”

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need a girl to groom my fur until i am buoyant enough to swim

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Welcome to Build-a-Frog!

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the only adjectives in the english language:

1. tender

2. feral

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La Squadra Wallpapers

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me, grade 5, explaining to my friends that my bratz doll left her husband because her husband joined a gang against women with short hair so she broke up with him, got a haircut, and found another bratz doll with short hair and they own every single my littlest pet shop animal i have and she is much happier now. but then her ex came back with another woman and tried to make her jealous but the other women looked exactly like her and it turns out they were long lost twins separated at birth so her newfound sister breaks up with him too because they have twin powers but then the ex kills her in a rage but wait she didnt actually die but she has a scar on her face and she���s out for revenge and now she has a knife and i called the story ‘the knife the angry wife and the ex in strife’

all my friends at the sleepover:

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When u see a titty