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to kind of tangent off that last anon there's definitely a thing going on where Kris is making bad choices and in a fucked up situation but that doesn't mean that us clumsily striding into things will make it immediately better. like, it's like how a lot of people suspect that while susie standing up to carol was very brave and cool, it probably isn't what Noelle would have Asked For and may have worsened the situation with carol. (not that I'm upset with Susie - just, y'know.)

there's a long complicated history we're not yet privy to, Kris is still actively struggling with the emotional manipulation they're going through, they are only slowly and carefully starting to even consider the idea of opening up to their friends... and forcing that, pulling everything they have going on into the open and making them confess that we're there and that they've been working with carol and the knight and so on, might just make all that slow progress fall apart. if they don't get to come clean on their own terms, if their heart is exposed before they're ready, they might well shatter and end up turning back to the familiarity of the cage.

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Awek Gak by Ekin Can Bayrakdar for L'Officiel Austria June 2025

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Me when Savannah <3

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I'm going to have George Primavera pay for my therapy sessions because Smosh dread emotionally destroyed me.

It was that amazing.

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“Moments before disaster” ahh fanart

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The inseparable nature of two cousins who live in different towns and hate each other a little bit.

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Alternative ending:

As the one minute runs out Tampa screams. Mackenzie exclaims “Ah man! It would have been so cool if you were the one who survived.”.

Pan out to the bonus room, the girls are all huddled around an incomplete Janga tower, Knife is just laying next to Tabitha unamused and just glad that the girls are done treating her like a toy for now.

The girls had simply just been playing Dread the entire time. Mackenzie’s dad and brother’s come home and try and talk to the girls. Mackenzie just just gives them a half-assed wave and basically ignoring them.

“Let’s do another one!” Tabitha exclaims in excitement. “What should the story be?” Mackenzie asks. “Zombies,” Mary suggests, “With worms.” she adds. Tampa cringes, “That sounds gross.” she comments.

“Let’s do it!” Tabitha says.

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“The Smosh & the Furious,” Coming To A Theater Near You! 😎🏎️🏁

yeah so this dread ep is the best no one come for me 🙂‍↕️

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SOOOO Quick and Sooooo Angry

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not to be that guy but i think it's a lot more ableist to assume that disabled ppl can't make art without ai than it is for me to not like ai

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Rating the birds in my backyard by tendency toward violence

Northern Cardinal, 4/10

I'm sometimes worried the male is sexually harassing the female but I'm pretty sure they're just doing some elaborate public pickup roleplay. The rest of us didn't agree to participate in your kink, guys.

American Robin, 1/10

Literally just some dude hanging out. Never bothered anyone but worms. Big fan of the way you just stand there in the middle of the grass like you forgot what you were supposed to be doing.

House Sparrow, 10/10

You're a gang. You're participating in gang violence. There's ten billion of you living in a single wood pile and it's been civil war for three years now. When will the bloodshed end?

Tufted Titmouse, 1/10

A shy baby. A pretty little guy. I saw you on the neighbor's garage roof and time stopped. There were anime sparkles around you. Come back.

European Starling, 9/10

Why is it always you? Listen, I know, I KNOW the sparrows are the problem, and YET. When the fighting starts, it's always you in the middle of it, provoking them and then screaming like you're an innocent bystander defending yourself. I'm onto you.

Carolina Wren, 3/10

This rating is not for physical violence, which you don't engage in, but for your role as an incurable narc. A tattle tale. I know they're fighting again, okay? I see it. Our yard has been a warzone for years, you don't have to make a big announcement every time someone misbehaves.

Eastern Wood-Peewee, 0/10

If this were "birds who think they're better than everyone else," you'd get 10/10.

Red-bellied Woodpecker, 6/10

It's a utility pole. It's not a tree. You're surrounded by trees that are full of bugs. But there you are, on the utility pole. Committing vandalism.

American Crow, unrated

For who am I to cast judgment on the actions of La Famiglia? I assume you are doing what is best for the neighborhood. If I could, though, without criticism, make a single observation. That when large numbers of you gather in the ominous dead cottonwood - no? No, you're right. None of my business.

Great Crested Flycatcher, 5/10

Frankly, I think you could be doing more. I think your name implies a great potential. I think you should massacre the insects. I think your beak should drip with viscera.

Stay tuned for more criminal activity!

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incredible how much weird route ch4 characterizes kris. we don't have much insight normally into who they are, and their actions regarding carol and the soul in this chapter further shroud them in mystery. but when freed from our control in the weird route space between chapters, they bring berdly to the hospital. they go and comfort noelle. even with presumably limited time, space, and agency, they do their best to help out their friends after what we've done to them :(

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One Star.

Till the end of the line.

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Looking

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The Atelier Couture

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SNAIL CUPCAKE??!!

snupcake!!! :]