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First time smut writer: Um. Hope this is OK? It's only a bit of smut at the very end of the epilogue and you can skip it, it's ok. So sorry, um. Oh dear me. Please don't judge me. Nobody read this omg what have I done 😳

Seasoned smut writer: *ringing bell* Come get uR PORNOGRAPHY! 10k pwp, it's KINKY AS HECK so share it with all your friends!!! If you've got any suggestions for my Kinktober just drop it in the comments, I will write whatever wet, messy & DOWNRIGHT FILTHY fic about these two idiots 👏

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Moo Deng, a famous baby hippopotamus at Khao Kheow zoo in Thailand ♡

Bonus:

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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

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Last night I had a dream where I was filling up my water bottle at a drinking fountain and someone ran over and started to drink out of my water bottle as it was filling up and I got so mad I woke up

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#Moo Deng is literally the cutest menace I have ever seen

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Things I do as a Writer

• Not write

• Daydream

• Cry

•Complain

• Wait for inspiration

• Write

• Not write

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Gayest Supernatural Character, Quarter-Finals

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i gotta go to sleep but first let me just say in btvs 5x22 “the gift” when spike and buffy go to buffy’s house there’s that little moment of disconnect where spike is very aware that he can’t enter and he doesn’t try to push the issue at all, he’s just like i can wait here and you can hand me the weapons, but buffy doesn’t seem to remember at first that he’s not allowed in, like it just doesn’t occur to her, and when he reminds her she readily gives him permission. and you can see him smiling but like trying not to make a big deal out of it but he’s obviously so pleased and so moved. i just love seeing that slight disconnect in their relationship where spike thinks he’s not welcome inside, because that was what she told him the last time it came up, and he didn’t want to respect it then but he’s respecting it now. whereas buffy in the past few episodes has come to rely so much on spike and has such comfort and trust in him at least with certain things that in her mind she’s just like, well obviously he’s allowed in, that’s not even a question. and in this little moment you see how thrilled and honored he is to be trusted this way. oh it’s so cute

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Someone said Fat People can't do this on twitter and someone posted this as a response and i think its important people see things like this to know they're just fatphobic and wrong

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Writers should NOT feel guilty about:

Skipping a day of writing.

Not having a perfect first draft.

Partaking in sinister, arcane rituals for inspiration.

Working at their own pace.

Enlisting demons and/or helpful spirits to aid them with editing.

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computer open. Computer show me fictional guy

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It's still kinda wild how Phineas and Ferb managed to completely hijack an idiom. Now whenever someone hears a sentence leading with "If I had a nickel for everytime [...]", odds are their brain auto fills with "I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice," rather than "I'd be rich," or "I could [action that requires purchasing something requiring an obscene amount of money]". Y'know, what the idiom originally was

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A while back my pharmacist saw my deadname on my profile and accidentially called it out, he corrected and deleted my deadname from the system so only my preferred name shows up now. There was a crowd of people behind me, so as he hands over the pills he apologized, in equal tone and volume as when he called my deadname and lied saying it's been a long day and he didn't mean to call out -his own- name. I quietly told him it was fine and he didn't need to do that for my sake.

His response: "No, it's my name now."

I went to the pharmacist yesterday, his nametag is my deadname. He informed me he's immigrating and in the process he's changed his first name to my deadname to have an English sounding name. That's why he's now able to get a reprint of his nametag to be my deadname. And repeated, with the intense seriousness of someone who is going to die on this hill: "It's mine now. Not yours. I'm taking." His tone indicated that decision is final.

Bro literally deadnamed me once, and has committed to flat out stealing my deadname. It's his now. Legally. Officially. I over heard his co-workers call him by the name.

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shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

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due to systemic oppression, usamerican leftists don't currently have the political power to instate a leftist president. we do, however, have enough power to make one of two candidates lose the election. we could use this power to make the white supremacist lose to the black woman, or we could use it to make the black woman lose to the white supremacist. the obvious choice for leftists would be to prioritize making the white supremacist lose, but tumblr users have devised a loop hole, where they agitate primarily for making the black woman lose, but omit the detail about who she would be losing to. this makes their stance more palatable to people who correctly believe that having a white supremacist president would be the worst possible outcome.

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WEDNESDAY 1.01 "Wednesday's Child Is Full of Woe"