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Dark Eyed Junco

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I’m crying over this picture

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Any conspiracy theory about people going missing in National Parks is automatically silly to me. Like "Why are National Parks such a hotbed of disappearances???" because they're full of idiots. You've got thousands of people who've never pissed outdoors in their life wandering around the woods/desert/mountain with zero experience and zero gear and zero understanding that this place can kill them. You don't see as many disappearances in wild areas because people don't go to them unless they have some background knowledge. Whereas you get tour buses full of old folks and suburban families shuttling people into National Parks 365 days a year. If you took the same amount of buffoons and dropped them in the actual wilderness the disappearances would be significantly higher than at the parks. Use your brain.

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Jesus stealing a soccer ball from a kid and breaking his ankle in the process

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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.

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There are no stupid questions

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Skeletor has forever destroyed our ability to come up with voices for skeleton characters.

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ill keep writing about surviving because i don't know what else there is

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tumblr poll simulator

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Australian Federal Election 2001: Pranksters follow around Prime Ministerial contender Kim Beazley in an attempt to sneak fake microphones into news footage

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A fawn curled up beside a fake deer which is used for target practice. 

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You guys really liked my last poll so

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Passenger trains in US vs Europe (image is making the rounds among U.S. transit advocates today)

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this came to me in a dream

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"theres shipping on tumblr" fork in kitchen i just dont see how people are surprised with this like genuinely