nesquikfromthenesdick
nesquikfromthenesdick
penis haver
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im here for a long time, not a good time__________moth/they/it/void/hei am 22 years old with a system, this body is a fucking clown caroccasionally some nsfw talk so heads up about thatif any irls found this no you didn't <3
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 10 days ago
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Oh hello there..! 😶🕯️
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 4 months ago
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i was walking tank yesterday and it was. 12°c, so everything was melting and therefore really damn muddy. i needed to wash his paws in the sink when we got home and in the middle of it i ended up just stopping for a sec. i want so badly to need to wash charlie's paws because poodles and poodle mixes prance and kick up mud onto their bellies if they're short and he would always sit so patiently for his turn when we'd go to the kitchen sink after walks.
i miss my fucking dog. i didn't say anything when it happened, but he was put down exactly 2 months after he turned 12 for unavoidable reasons. i miss my dog, i wear a vial of his fur around my neck, i have his dog tag on my chain, i want to struggle to brush his ears, i want to chase him around during his post-walk zoomies, i want to drag him away when he tries to eat something he found on the road, i want to hear him microbark in his sleep, i want to feel the texture of his little curls on his head, i want to tell him not to steal tank's food, i want to laugh about him picking up his bone and walking away when tank tries to grab it, i want to hear him howl when mum leaves the house, but he is now confined to memories in my chain, 3 little vials, photos, and his new home on my mother's nightstand.
i want my dog back
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 4 months ago
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 5 months ago
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the more i listen to this shit, the more and more i see how closely it resembles my sister
banger song though
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 6 months ago
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Baby's first sippy
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You lookin' at me?
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 11 months ago
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 11 months ago
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someone save us, our parents have started watching supernatural
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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Poorly drawn Nidoran line
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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DUDE NO WAY OMGGGGG
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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sky cult of the light /j
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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*hits pause button on my bpd mid-episode*
what's wrong, babe (fp), you've hardly even looked at me (is in an episode) in the past 0.05 seconds (i am in desperate need of attention), is it the plot (i need attention 24/7 or i'll break down) or the writing (me asking for attention 24/7)?
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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oh god wait, it's just these two but actually good and also autistic
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My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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fuckign,.,., of course he named it swordbert
you CANNOT tell me that he wasn't equally as likely to have named it "swordy"
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My friend had some comments about delicious in dungeon
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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my dad was surprised when i told him to keep petting lesser dog and this happened
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ITS HARVEST TIME
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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nesquikfromthenesdick · 1 year ago
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When I'm a pastor and I open my eyes and the rapture happened when I was giving my sermon
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