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me begging my gf for a cold hot dog from the fridge

the thing is begging for yucky ham food...

Silly specimen about to go ham for some ham!! The yucky ham food beggar a real cat ✓!

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guys how tf did they get that picture of me

i really like this image

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lamb from cult of the lamb 🤩

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wombat womb a twombat

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follow your heart pookie 🫶 yap about those boys 🫀

jongseob from p1harmony says hello

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i keep wanting to reblog and yap about my kpop boys but the captions are always too insane

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Definitely one of the funniest feature discord has added.

WARNING! ANNOYING BITCH HAS BREACHED THE PERIMETER!!!

DO YOU WISH TO EVACUATE?

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if i draw u with shark teeth its the biggest honor i can bestow

you're just jealous because they draw me with shark teeth to indicate my rowdy personality

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lowk my gf and i’s biggest vocal stim atm

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well?

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enough for tn! i’ll do more at some point, thanks!!! <3

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EPISODE 2!!!

vanessa just said “xander is more like my roommate” HELLO??? oh my god what…

mal is literally so cool, great takes, great vibes, my fav so far

lexi and mal power couple LEXI DO NOT PICK VANESSA I STG

tiff is so real, i also have to have everyone OUT of the kitchen when im in there YESSS

also from what she’s saying, mildred is also making me a little nervous…

sam seems quite goated tbh

the music is taking me OUT lmao

mildred describing falling in love as “feeling like you can’t breathe without them” is… idk how i feel about that

vanessa’s top options being lexi AND rae is CRAZYYYYY what!!!

she also pretends she knows people and it’s so weird “i love that when you’re nervous you start shaking your foot” like what???

omg xander saying vanessa felt like “vanessa would have her own kids and i would have my own kids” that’s so weird THATS SO WEIRD AHHH

oh my god vanessa is so corny lmao

“you’re such an adult it’s disgusting” as lexi talks about investing is SUCH a red flag, like at least PRETEND to be responsible

ok at least vanessa is being honest that she doesn’t want to get married

“do you think there’s a chance xander could find someone else?” “no, i’m beautiful, right?” :0 WHAT!!! oh my god and she’s spilling PERSONAL shit about xander’s sexual struggles AHHHH STOP!

YES LEXI GET HER ASS! thank GOD!! i also feel vanessa is fake too! real real real!

“tequila will never not remind me of lexi” vanessa you are so dramatic oh my lord

lexi getting upset with rae for being attracted to other people is totally fair bc she’s human but also that IS the point of the show so idk, i lowk just feel bad for rae

sam is so cute i love her omg

bro mildred coming after tiff INSTANTLY it’s adding to my nervousness towards her

i have my issues with yoly but her hating vanessa from the beginning, YES!

vanessa being mad at xander for being into yoly is so weird like have you not just been hitting on everyone here??? “i just feel like a fucking idiot” vanessa is SO manipulative WHATTTT

i cant tell if vanessa is super insecure or just like,,, weird? idk this is so odd

vanessa interrupting xander to be rude about someone they talked to for like one second is so weird? the host literally had to change the subject bc it was so uncomfortable like what?? girl ur WEIRD!!!

like watch how respectful mal is being while xander and yoly choose each other? THAT is how you do it (yes mal is my goat currently)

lexi talking about vanessa and then vanessa going on to talk about mal?? like you guys talked ONCE?? she is SO weird what???

OMG LEXI IS CALLING OUT VANESSA FOR COMING AFTER XANDER YESSSSS!!! thank you lexi YES! and she did it respectfully without being interrupted

OMG MILDRED WIN? apparently vanessa has being telling xander to fuck off all night? thank you mildred for calling that one out erm what???

final thoughts:

YES i know this is heavily edited so please take everything i say with a grain of salt (not that anyone is reading this). with that being said, i don’t like vanessa…

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JUST FINISHED EPISODE 1:

vanessa making fun of pillow princesses erm? not a fan of that…

shes lying too omg “you don’t want to get married?” “i mean, it’s not that” when she literally said she doesn’t want to get married??? ugh!

MAL YOU ARE SO FINE‼️

vanessa using the EXACT same lines on lexi and rae is a little crazy…

final thoughts:

it feels like a lot of these problems seem a little contrived? like it’s ok it you just don’t want to get married idk… also! not to be a hater BUT vanessa is making me nervous idk idk

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bored with covid going to live react to the ultimatum: queer love

edit: i will also be including my progress on my shitty wolf diamond painting kit i got as a joke

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ants :)