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Money and gender have a lot of things alike
Both really need society to exsist
The government pays a bit to much attention to both
Some people have too much and need to share it with the rest of us
I need that trickle down gendernomics
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Anxiety is built to detect creatures and environments ready to hurt us, priming us to run and defend, the awaiting lions
My lions are the concepts of bad scores on exams and they should leave and go be gay in a field
Like guys you’ve got so much better things to do
#lions are gay#midterms#anxiety is a lion#anxiety#help the lions keep hunting me and their shape is a summation symbol
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Well we genetically engineered dire wolves back to existence. When do we get human photosynthesis? I want a leaf on my head that lets me eat the sun. Let me make sugar from air and light now.
#what if I was just a pikman#dire wolves#random thoughts#ponderings#engineers get on this#I want light nom nom
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Engineering is a whole lot like making poetry. Just instead of words making a cool piece full of emotion, it’s a robot arm
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Getting way too hyped about the cuircet board I’m helping to design.
Like what I can just make things? Like electronics? Like I can just own all things that I want if I have the time and hyper focus to create it?
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Knowing how to unicycle makes you want to compare everything to riding a unicycle.
Biking is like riding a unicycle but you have two wheels
Skateboarding is like unicycling but you have four wheels and a weird center of mass
Ice skating is like unicycling but cold
Engineering school is like unicycling except when you fall off the unicycle instead of scraping your knee you fail calculus
(I am riding the unicycle well, but at times the ground calls to me)
#unicycle#I’m trying to poem#metaphors yippe#love me some rhetoric#rhetorical moment#fallacy more like failing calculus
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Getting a bike on a big college campus is like getting a elytra in Minecraft
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Had a surrealist moment of like recogition of the awe of my consciousness and existence around other consciousness in all our flesh suits. Then I went to my calc 2 lecture
#college#I do engineering but also like poetry stuff#stem classes are cool but exsistenilism would be funnier#can I just pause life
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got like really good sleep last night, but in part of my like “waking up/half dreaming” mode, I dreamt I was in a car and my fam had a cat and then the cat crawled back to me and curled up in the like crook of my neck and when I woke up in real life I still felt the warmth of the cat so I just sat unmoving in real life cause I didn’t want to bug the invisible cat
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