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Prompt: “- That’s right, it’s time for “

[cw rat poop]

- That's right, it's time for ____. - [Mantana and Link] Round One. (buzzer buzzing) - [Mantana] Round One. ♪ (long pausing music) ♪ - Alright, you ready? - Yeah, the first thing you gotta do... - Okay. - ...is water. - Mhm. - You can do that with your thumb. - So light, yeah, water just sorta falls. - (Rhett laughs) Like you see a water faucet. - (Rhett laughs) I think I fell on my face. - That's not a faucet. That's a water barrel. ♪ (long pausing music) ♪ - Mhm. - Now I'm gonna add that there are a lot of us - There's a lot of us in the audience. - Here we are. - Some of us are here to watch the show. - A lot of us. - We know you resist the idea of water. We're just here to compliment you, ladies and gentlemen. - So we're gonna give you our real advice. - Yeah. - So I'm so confident in my ability to water - Because this is my body. - Okay. - That you're gonna do this. It's very simple. - You've got the right stuff here. - (Rhett gasps) Link, I've got a water bottle that's been in your hand for the last five seconds. - Oh gosh. - You know what, this is kind of like a prank. It's kind of like you're just making fun of yourself. - I don't know. I think I broke a tooth. - Well, otherwise. - See? I've got. And a tongue, too. It really varies depending on the condition of the tooth. You can give us a tip on - We just don't know. We don't know. ♪ (long pausing music) ♪ - I can't stop drinking water. ♪ (buzzer buzzing) ♪ - Oh, it's really hard. - I got it down, I gotta take my shower. - (Rhett groans and stumbles backwards) ♪ (long pausing music) ♪ - Oh no. - You're already losing control. What's wrong with th the lava? - I think it's very hard. Are you alright, Rhett? - Keep drinking water. - Oh gosh, okay. ♪ (long pausing music) ♪ - Mhm. ♪ - Alright, water is really hard to get through and not just for females. ♪ (long pausing music) ♪ - [Stevie] Okay, Rhett, you're going for water because you're suspicious and you don't have to worry about urinating. It's got a pleather consistency. - Air-pile. - Air-pile. - Where we're from, it's like ground. - Right. It kind of looks like a shower curtain is being drawn to the ground. ♪ (long pausing music) ♪ Yes, but this is different. It's very hard. - (Rhett yelps and panting) - Thunk, I'm gonna need a bucket again. - [Stevie] You know how your water bucket works. It's a little like a shoe. It has a small loop that's other water it's - [Rhett] And you got the sponge. You're the sponge. What are you doing? - Oh, I'm trying to get my water to leak. - Right, you want water to leak? - Yes, I think I'm gonna leak. The sponge is really pushing the water through. I'm gonna leak, so like I have a wad to get my broken tooth. - Wad, I don't want me to know. ♪ (long pausing music) ♪ - Okay. - Now I'm going up. - (Mantana laughs) - If you go up. Yeah. - Just grab hold of the sponge. - The sponge, what is it squeezing? - A rug. - You know what? I think you're stretching it right now. So you've got a tooth. - I want the sponge to slide through my hole. What about the other nipple to let it leak? - Oh, I think we have a problem here. When I put a nipple in a flushing jar, it has a pebble like smell. I think you might have a nipple odor. - It's like teas. - Letting spring water on it. - Here in Australia, the nipples are called, and what happens is you can sterilize them by a bleach solution. - Yeah, okay. - Let me re-point out that this is not the case here. These are like a banana. Toilet paper looks different. - Yeah, banana peels all time ==================== - That's right, it's time for ____. If this is your last season, now's the time to get to work. - [Rhett and Link] Round one. - [Link] Aigis, that is a chicken shyer. (dings). - [Link] Look at that. Yeah. Yeah, I love a chicken bone. - Oh, it's heavy. - [Rhett] Right there. Yeah, you got a much greater chance of getting an Aigis when it's that big. (buzzer buzzes) - [Rhett] Okay, Link, what's your story? - [Link] I'm about to be 100 percent eaten alive by a telepathic super-villain. (dings) (dings) - [Link] I do not want to. (dings) (dings) - I didn't, I don't want to. - I thought it was a ghost that I was eating. - It is. - I think that's a cow, but it isn't, it's a chicken. (laughs) It's a chicken shyer. (chuckles) I like it, I love it. (chuckles) I don't think I've had this one. (chuckles) - But I love it. It's a good chicken shyer. - It's a great chicken shyer. Mm, I like it. - That's a good shyer. - That's good. I'm very familiar with this; I'm going to eat this. - [Link] And then you're gonna get a chance to take a selfie or something. - It's very awkward. - This is tough. - Okay, me and Rhett, who is gonna take this, we're gonna take a selfie. - I'm gonna do the mask. And then we're gonna-- - It's not gonna be comfortable for you, that's the thing. (laughs) - So there's no way I'm gonna get in the way. Oh, you know. - I will be comfortable. - I'm sorry. - Will be comfortable. - I'm gonna be willing to walk around at your house. - I'm gonna have my grandkids, "I'm a ghost! "The voice of reason talks to me." - I'm gonna be the voice of reason. - [Rhett] Okay, Link, I'll be in there with you. You ready? - [Link] No. - [Rhett] Oh, you're close? - Okay, Link, I'm afraid of you. - Yeah, I'll be right there. - We gotta scan. - Okay, go for it. - Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, a-- - I like it. Oh, it's not really on the mask right now, it's just-- - [Link] It's like, I'll be there, you'll be there. - You're right there. - [Rhett] Just, stop, man. Stop, stop. - [Link] Yeah, I'll get the last bite. - That's so close. - No, I'm really doing this. - Okay, come on, take it off. Take another. Oh, look. - [Rhett] Oh, it's the face on the mask. - [Link] It's the face on the mask. Yeah, it's the head. - Oh, okay. - It's the face on the mask. - [Rhett] Yeah, that's pretty good, man. - That's good. I'm really liking it. - I feel like I'm in the different dimension of your reality. (chuckles) - Thank you for liking and commenting on this video. - You know what time it is. - I'm Pamela. - I'm Noel. - And we're from England, and we're having a little holiday in the United States of America. And it's time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality. - Click the top link to watch us find out how to make your own brand new pizza using a clay figure. - And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land. - [Rhett] And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land. - [Link] Mythical.com/Store. 19 32 1905 Loneliness Challenge ft. Noel Biderman - When you're lonely, it's time to take on the Lonely'n Challenge. - Let's talk about that. (gentle piano music) Good Mythical Morning. - And thanks for giving us a 10th anniversary episode and being here. Now, I, and I think every single one of you, there's a moment or two where you're just, you're going through something, where you're feeling something, where you're thinking something, where you're ==================== - That's right, it's time for Going Bad. We are gonna be playing a video game that is called Survivor: Trial By Accident, You Should Watch It. Story of the day: Day 1. I remember this. Yeah, you did. We got out of a barroom, and I was like, and boy, she is beautiful. And then we're like, we'm gonna go for it. And of course, from a judge standpoint, this is like a T-ship and we're gonna be on the same team. So of course, I'm gonna be watching my friend as well. - We're gonna be on different teams. - Oh! - You can be on every team, so I'm going to be, I'm going to be hardest on you. - Okay. - So I'm gonna be a good sport. - I'm gonna be a good sport. - It's very endearing. - Well, see, I'm precious. - Remember that. - I'll keep my eye on the prize though. - I remember that. I'll keep my eye on the prize, because I love that game. And I'm interested in doing this with my friend. I'm interested. That's the rule. I do not want to be my friend's friend. I don't want to be my friend's friend because I'm a judge. - It's your job. - Yeah, it's my job. - So I'm onto something here. I'm on my own. - Oh, you're right. So first off, congratulations to Dean. You have ended up being named the next Survivor. - Thank you. - You win, Dean. You win the Survivor. - Oh, that's tough. - We're gonna do that thing, get down to business. - Yeah, we wanna get us somewhere. And this one's a little more personal-oriented because I have a lot that I'm going to need. Next thing you know, if you die in the next fifteen minutes, there's gonna be a point 'cause you got one lifetime right here. So it's important that you take our questions, and you get the right one right. And I'm gonna get the one right. - It is time for These are the Questions, Dean. - So, I'm with you, I'm with you. - [Both] Round one. - I'm significantly behind. - This is very early morning. - Okay. I'm gonna start by saying I'm worried about you. - How would you say these things? - A little bit. - Okay, you're feeling a little... - Okay, I feel a little bit as well. - That's bad. - Okay. - That's not my game. - No, you sound like you're nervous. - I'm not nervous? - Okay. - You look like an elderly man. (-mutting) - It's time to start your actual game. - Oh, Gods. Hey, I'm going with you, Link. So, ladies and gentlemen, I am going to create a video game. - So we may be a little different. - Let's make it ourselves. - Well, by golly. - Would you go with us? - No. Well, okay. I mean, I mean, I feel like we're on par. - Yeah, I feel like we're each other's natural competitors. - It's gonna be a competitive game. - I'm not saying we're best friends, alright. - Okay, okay. - It was nice to meet you, Dean. - We're going to take turns taking their turn. - Okay, Dean. - So, this is gonna be a very strange game. I feel like I've been playing this game kind of loosely, and I know it's weird. It's going to be really weird to play, I feel like Dean. - Oh, Dean? - Yeah, I think so. - What is it called, Survivor? - This can't be any stranger. - Survivor: Trial By Accident. - What? Oh, it's difficult. I feel like Dean, you sure this is Dean, or Dean, - "Tell me more." - Or Dean. Yeah, it's Dean. And I feel like you're Dean. - Yeah. - What? - I feel like you're Dean. - What is it called, Survivor: Trial By Accident? - The very heart-warming game that will end with you in some sort of terrible situation, which is why it's called Trial By Accident. - Oh. - Okay, I think I kinda get my game. Like, Rhett - first of all, there's so many things that I've been told about this game. The only thing I've been told is how amazing this family is. And I believe it's written into this whole package. Yeah, the first thing I've been told is, what's the best one to own ==================== - That's right, it's time for !" (audience laughing) "Listen, nothing can hurt you like a dirty little crevice. This is our scrape. If we don't get this clean, we're here for the rest of eternity. So I'm gonna clean them all right so here's what I'm gonna do." - Clean it up. - "Clean it up, everyone." - No, clean it up. - "Clean it up." - "And I'm gonna make my little crevice look like Mandy Moore." - Mandy Moore ain't the best, but tried her best, sweetheart. - Thanks for being here. - Thanks, Mandy Moore. I'm gonna move it around. - You do that too? - Oh, yeah. I think I'll do it. These are my little crevices. - And I'm gonna take the old crevices. - Oh, I just keep them in my hands. Call me a dirty crevice. (audience laughing) - Alright, I'm going first. - I hate to mess up cause I'm wiping them down, but this isn't something I've done very often. So I'm gonna take one of the old crevices. Click on the left to watch the show after the show, Good Mythical More. - [Rhett] Click on the right to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning. - [Link] And make sure to check out our new channel, This Is Mythical, by clicking the video on the bottom of the page. - [Rhett] Thanks for being your mythical best. 13 66 1293.0 How to Prep Your Slide? - Today we use an interactive slide board. - Yes, all of the slides are interactive. - Okay, so there's some slides. - There's some slides. - Pretty nice. - Oh, I got some slides. - It's nice. - I feel like I should get a little piece of this board. - I know, it's hard to get into. But if you just think about it, it's like a skateboarding obstacle course. - That's not it. - Okay. - I'm just gonna take some of these slides. - That's a great idea. If you do this, I'm sure you'll get the rest of the way. But if you've been to a skatepark, you know that slides are not like a downhill slope. Slide Park-er. So, like.. - Just gonna talk short. - Okay. Mhm. - You usually skateboard. That's what skateboarding is about. - Yeah. Because you hang out. - It's a full-length slide. - Yeah. - This is pretty excellent. And, I don't know if you've been to a skatepark. But I am sure you have. I'm gonna give you a little bit here, here, here, this is probably gonna help propel your slide. - I am sure we are. - Okay. You just wanna avoid where it's gonna land. - You're trusting me. - If you're not, just stick with the one that works for you, 'cause that is totally fine. - I just feel like I don't have a lot of room. - Stick with the one that's right for me. - Yeah. - Rhett, I feel like I need a little piece of this slide. - I don't have a lot of room. - You wanna... - I mean, that's a good slide. - What's your slide? - Mm-hmm. - The second one is nice. - The first one is a little more practiced. - Okay, we're getting into the slide zone. You're gonna wanna get a nice right as possible. - But, I think that's not necessary. - Yeah. You know what, you're just gonna wanna shake this one. - Okay. - Shake it right. You want to build that up? - Yeah. - I think you got something called the Good Mythical Devotion. - There's a thing called that. - Yeah, it's a thing. - Okay, here we go. - [Link] Is that a real slide? - No, that's just a picture of a kid. - Oh, no. - [Rhett] Okay, this slide is like a gym in there. - [Link] And it's a swing. - [Rhett] Okay. - [Link] You know what? You got a lot of pressure in there. - I can't actually believe this. - I believe it. - You got pressure on your shoulders, Link. - Oh, look. - [Rhett] What's the time? - [Link] This is a little rapid, and I'm gonna tell you that I love it. - Yeah, I love it. - I'm gonna tell you it's a little bit more advanced but I'm ==================== - That's right, it's time for ____, who's the best kid? What about the older kids who are Nurses and Officers and everything? -Good people, it's time to put us on the map! (fun music) ♪ (theme music) ♪ - This is it, we got this one right, we can now take off the hat. ♪ (bells) ♪ (laughing and chattering) ♪ (drinking) ♪ - Oh, you got a hat? - (laughing) Yeah, I got a hat. - Hey, I'm not a nurse. ♪ (guitar music) ♪ I'm a nurse. ♪ I'm sworn up to serve. ♪ Slept with you guys. ♪ It's my motto. ♪ [Stevie] Oo hoo, I've got a hat. ♪ Oh, oh. (laughing, explicit tone) ♪ Oh, you do, you do. ♪ Hold the hat, it's a hat. ♪ This hat is dark. ♪ Is it real? ♪ It's a jacket. ♪ [Stevie] Ooh, look at that. (laughing) ♪ Oh, I'd like a hat. ♪ Oh, look at that. ♪ This hat is real. ♪ [Stevie] Oh, no, it's not. ♪ Oh,? There's a hat in the middle. ♪ Oh, it's a white hat. ♪ It's not real? ♪ Are we done? ♪ No, no, no, no, no, no, no. ♪ Okay, Rhett, let's get this right. ♪ Yes. ♪ Yes. ♪ I'm gonna do this right. ♪ [Stevie] Okay, it's just like a fairy tale except this is real. ♪ Yes. ♪ No. (laughing) Hey! Yo, yo. ♪ Hey, we're not done yet, this is just the beginning, this is just getting taken... ♪ This is a scarf. ♪ Yeah, you know. ♪ No, no, no. You got it right here. - [Stevie] You got it right here, right? ♪ Look at that. ♪ Oh, it's like a-- ♪ Okay? ♪ No, it's not white, we got a white hat. ♪ I'm still there. ♪ Oh, it's heated up. (laughing) Look at that. ♪ You got that hat right here? ♪ So its real? ♪ It's warm, it's hot. ♪ We're done. It's just like a fairy tale. ♪ No, it's not real? ♪ I think it's real. (laughing) Oh, its fake. ♪ Is it real? ♪ Yes, it is. ♪ Just like a human. - [Stevie] Alright, let's go. - Okay, so you can go first, I mean, I think it's your cue to go first. - Okay, so give me a chance to get it right. (three quick to the face) Oh, my, crap. - Can you give it a little sniff? (laughing) ♪ Please don't rub my nose. ♪ One of those smells like rat poop. - [Stevie] Oh, it's not real. - It's not real. - You think it's real? - I don't think that's what smells like. - [Stevie] Oh, it's not real? Let's not give it another sniff. - [Stevie] Okay, Link, you have won. - Oh, it's your hair, it's real. - [Stevie] Congratulations, you have won the McJunks Challenge. ♪ (both) ♪ ♪ Together ♪ On to Big Brother. ♪ ♪ Whoa. You know what time it is. ♪ ♪ Will it Big Brother? ♪ Click on the left to watch our show after the show, Good Mythical More. - [Rhett and Link] Click on the right to watch another episode of Good Mythical Morning. - [Link and Rhett] And be sure to check out our new channel, This Is Mythical, by clicking the video at the bottom. - [Rhett And Link] Thanks for being your mythical best. 11 50 1100 How To Be A Rifleman 2.0 - Today we're gonna take on the beast of legend, Rhett and Link. - Let's do that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning. - We are here to announce the release of the 2.0 version of our hit podcast, The Mythical Society Podcast, on iTunes ====================

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Unprompted Nonsense feat. Pee and Puke

[cw pee, puke]

I LITERALLY PUT IN NOTHING. I LITERALLY PUT IN NOTHING

Mythical.com

If you're a tech enthusiast, how are you supposed to get into-bedroom, what's the deal? It's time to find out what you should be into for that ideal start to a new career. So let's talk about... uh... Going for It. You know I've been a big fan of the bedroom for a long time, especially the older part of the process. And you've probably talked about this on a number of occasions. But I have never actually done it. Well, I'm gonna turn it on its head for a second and try to figure out what some of you think about this. For a brief moment, I'm going to assume you're OK with this. Which is fine. I don't think it's. But I'm gonna give an additional orientation to this is that I'm also a fan of the bathroom.

There's so much stuff, you lose the ability to consume so much. But if you're not-- I mean, I don't have-- I'm not mentally able. And I do not know what I'm gonna do. And I'm taking some time to figure out what I'm gonna do so I can prepare. Okay, if I'm right, I'm gonna get into the bedroom.

Now, there's a lot of things that you take to the bathroom that you don't even think about when you're in a bedroom. You just just do it for privacy. I mean, you did monitor the personal things that you took-- the movie night and the coffee shop. That you took to the movies. Now, there's one thing that I would recommend not taking to the bedroom, that is indecent -- which you could-- So you can-- I don't think you have a big problem with this. Do you know what I'm saying?

I think I'm learning something. I think I'm gonna go into the bedroom, and I'm going to be the alpha male. I'm gonna be the alpha female. If I'm right, I'm gonna get into the bedroom, and I'm gonna make somebody feel like they're in a completely different world. Or at least have a very different world for themselves. And I'm going to make some changes for everyone else. So I'm gonna get into the bedroom.

In my favor, I'm just gonna have a whole list of things that I'm gonna be doing in the bedroom. Things I'm gonna be doing that you don't like at dinner, that I'm gonna be doing in the shower, that I'm gonna be doing in the morning shave. And then you're not going to like it at work because you're going to put some things in the shower. Or you're going to dislike it. And you're not going to like it in your own home. I'll like it in a bourgeois house, because you're going to be living there. I thought that was a great idea. I think it's great. I'm going to do it.

I'm going to make myself feel like I'm getting a little bit of everything that I'm really not thinking about. Okay. You can't slow down. You gotta get into the bedroom. And I'm gonna start with bedroom. Okay, so I'm gonna just get into the shower, and then I'm gonna get into the bedroom. So a little weird. The idea is that-- I'm reaching for so many things. Just one of them off the top of my head. In my swing beater. I'm going, I'm gonna do this thing. And then I'm gonna get into the bed. And then I'm gonna put stuff in the shower. And then I'm-- you're gonna start to have a little mess. And then I'm gonna go, those are the science books, 'cause you're so far along. And then I'm going to look at it-- right, right. And then I'm gonna do my thing.

But then I'm gonna put some stuff on my head, and then you're gonna look at that mess. And then I'm going to look at the mess. And then I'm going to look at what's happening in my sex organ. And then I'm going to look at what's happening in my sex organ. And then you're going to say, I don't really feel like it's this much fun. Okay. So you're not gonna like that. You're gonna say, uh, you know, it's a little weird, but you know, it's getting something and becoming aware of it. So I'm gonna start to find my stuff. Uh, well, it's getting me into the bedroom. Uh, but it's also getting me into the shower. So it's gonna be awkward. Uh, I mean, okay. And I'm gonna be like uh, it's getting me into the shower. But then I'm gonna find my stuff and I'm going to find a place that you're gonna have an outhouse, and then I'm gonna get ==================== This is a red food. - Red. - Smells like, oniony meat. - Yeah, it's delicious. - Like, it's not bad, I mean it's not bad. This could be so bad. I mean, I don't know if this guy can breath. - He would do a lot worse than this. - Oh gosh. Those are beans, I mean you can't even look at this. There's hundreds of papi peppers on this. You'd eat almost a thousand of them. - All right. - I'm gonna take this. (gurgles) Oh gosh I almost fainted while eating this. I was just getting so much out of this. I don't remember that much, I did not mean to swallow that much. - I almost fainted while eating this. - It's a pizza. It's a pizza. (gurgles) I'm just gonna try to get a big bite. Oh gosh. I'm so hungry. - Big bite, man. - You know, I mean this guy has a certain explosion to it. - The pizza is so easily broken. - (gurgles) (oh gosh) (chuckles) (crew laughs) - This is weird and it is getting better. (laughs) This is the end of the world. I've done this before. This is maybe the worst part of a pizza. - I know, he does that to you. - (laughs) - (crew laughs) What a terrible time of day to do this. - I'm chewing a pie for like a third of an hour, I'm just coughing a lot and I'm getting a little bit of an insane spice. - What about you? - This is weird, it's getting better. - I don't think we're gonna be eating this pizza all day. - I think, we're gonna go to sleep and wake up and try to make it through a whole one-and-a-half hour pizza tomorrow. - Better when you're eating the pizza. - It's getting better. - Yeah, and it's getting better. I mean kinda good. Some of it is getting better. Just feel like I am trying to vomit. - You should probably drink some of this. - (chuckles) - Okay, maybe this is -- - Well I can't spit it in front of him. - Well I mean, I don't know if he's gonna make it through. - Want some of these raw? - So I really gotta eat it. - Okay, I'm going for it. - Yeah, - Okay, I feel like we've done our job. - Yeah, well. - Well, you know what? - I'm glad we didn't do that. - I don't know if I wanna make a fight about it. - I think we did, again, I think this is gonna be up. - I think this is a matter of ego. - Okay, let's eat some of this. - (lively music) (gurgles) - Gorgeous. - Gorgeous. - Gorgeous. Not bad. I mean, the pizza is really good though. - I mean, it's not bad. Don't look at that while you're eating though. - Okay. - That's what I'm saying. - (chuckles) You got it right there. This is not bad. - Okay now y'all don't even know what you eat. - I don't, - I don't wanna do it that way. - This is really good. - Have you had the spaghetti sauce? - (laughs) - No. - Okay. - Oh wow. Okay. - (Eddie) I love it. - (laughs) - Now I've got-- - No-- - (off screen) There it is. Oh this is really tough to take. - It's not bad. - (gags) There you go. - Oh there it is. (laughs) - His eyes were really wet. - Oh, you can't get a real wipe that way. - What about the gravy? - (laughs) You suck at this. That's what I'm saying. (gurgles) (Rhett sighs) He's not hungry. - This is so good. - It's not bad, it's nice. - (laughing) That's what I'm saying. - It's nice. But I should also say I don't think that he's going to make it through this pizza for the rest of his life. - (crew laughs) - What about you? - I don't think he's gonna make it through this pizza all the way, and I think he's gonna experience it for the rest of his life. - Well you know what, you're gonna make it through this pizza. - (chuckles) Oh gosh, it's so good. - It's nice. - There it is ==================== An elephant mud will make you feel like a dick Oh yeah that's right we got these - this one's called The South China Sea Emu Oil Mango Mud, and this one's called The Yuba Mud. - Wow I mean I mean over here though this is really good to carry around but I'm sorry I'm sorry. - Yeah that's good that's good. - Yeah good. - I am also sorry. - Yeah. - Oh yeah let's take a look at it. The animal kingdom, it is, they make all sorts of things that they sell to people who are interested in eating them. It's not just drumsticks and sticks. It is made from maple syrup and it's made from the sap of the elephant. We're about to find out if you're a real animal lover. Or if you're just a fan of animals. - [Link] Yeah, I'm really interested. It's not much I've bought for myself. - But I'm interested in it. - The tree branch, the bark, the bark. - It's got a hollow inside and they're gonna try to eat it. - Now here's the thing, you still have to be basically like nice and polite to the elephant. You gotta be very nice to it. - It's sound like a rock. - By the way I'm going to be using a stick to help me get my feet wet and just so you know. - A real animal lover, you got a lot of interesting things to enjoy. - And in Japan it's a popular beverage, and it's made with urine. - Yes, and urine. - What do the elephants have to say for you? - Our commentary doesn't say if urine is the original ingredient. They could be offended. But it's pee. - Urine is pee. - Yeah! - So urine said, my advice is clear water. You got enough pee. - So urine says can I get it for you? - The animal kingdom likes urine is pee. Well actually urine is sugar. If you add sugar to pee and it turns urine red, you know what they call it, urine red. - Yeah urine red. - You got to do a lot of work. It takes a lot of work to get pee to pee. - Yeah. - It's REALLY tough for a kid to get pee to pee red. So pee is pee. - This tree branch, it's like a kimono. - Yeah that. - And it's the first thing that you go to do in Japan. When you're done here, Japan, you should go climb the great mountains and make friends with the animals. Like dogs and otters. - Yeah I hope I do. Now the animal kingdom wants you to cleanse your pee with urine. This is urine from a mammal. - And it's urine sugar. - OK and urine sugar. - Wow, so urine sugar. - [Link] You do that a lot. - Yeah. You can get urine sugar in Japan. - Oh really? - Yeah. And urine sugar. - Oh yeah. - You know what you're doing? I like going to the urinal with urinals. - Yeah, yeah. - And urinal washes? - Yeah, it's like urinal washes. Right. But you know what they say to urinal washes? They call it urine sugar. So urine sugar is urine sugar. - Um, urine sugar is urine sugar. - Uh, urine sugar is urine sugar. - So urine sugar sugar is urine sugar. - Well pee sugar is urine sugar. - Is urine sugar sugar? - Yeah. The thing is that urine sugar is urine sugar. Urine sugar, urine sugar. Blood sugar sugar, urine sugar. You got urine sugar sugar. This urine sugar is urine sugar as a whole. So urine sugar is urine sugar. And urine sugar, urine sugar. So urine sugar is urine sugar. - It's urine sugar. - It's urine sugar. - I'm really hungry for urine sugar. You gotta drink urine sugar. - Oh, you can't get urine sugar without pee sugar. - [Link] That's right. It looks like a tree branch, it makes me feel good. - This urine sugar smells good. - So urine sugar smells good. - It's urine sugar. - And urine sugar makes me feel good. - This urine sugar smells good. - You will feel good. - You'll feel good. - I don't even know urine sugar smells. It kind of smells, kind of smells like urine sugar. Kind of smells like urine sugar. - Right, urine sugar smells bad. - This urine sugar smells good. - I feel good. - I feel bad. - I feel good. - This urine sugar smells really bad. (ding noise) - [Both] (rock music) It's like urine sugar syndrome. (ding noises) - Right off the bat I have a theory that urine sugar is urine sugar ==================== Another supply of eggs in your bell pepper rings, if you're gonna get eggs at the end of it. You have a box of eggs, and then you have a map that reads, here's the location of the eggs. - Oh yeah. There's a lot that's going on -- - And then all of a sudden when you are putting them on the ring, you start seeing the map and it's just a riverside. What you're seeing is a map that includes the eggs. And you can't miss them. Is the map really that huge? - Yeah, it's not really. Are you talking about a piece of paper that has maps on it? - I think it's a lot of blog posts that I've written. - I think I've written 75 blog posts. Oh gosh. - No those are the blog posts, two of them were about the eggs. - It's a lot of blog posts. And not just blog posts that I wrote that were about the egg. - Yeah, I mean. And I think I wrote more blog posts about the egg. - Oh gosh. - You really about the egg? - But I mean I'm just eating a lot of peppers. - Okay man. - Okay, and you can get just regular croutons. Croutons, Italian sausage, pepper creme croutons. What is the last thing that you did in video? I dunno. I didn't think that was intentional. (crew laughs) - Well, it's a little cheesy. I haven't had any when I've been here. - No no, I see you did both. - This is fun. I think it's very fun. - All right now, you have to get set up. - I mean, if you wanna be a little bit of a teacher, you can take a nap. Yeah. - Can I get a nap? - Yeah. - A little bit of a show-off is what you should do. - Yeah, yeah. I don't think it's necessary. - The bell peppers and egg sandwich, I'm not having as much fun as that. - It's boring. - Yeah. - It's sort of boring. Nothing is happening. - It's very boring. I'm trying to help you understand it, so I've connected this with my belly button. It's very, very boring. - It's boring. Now we have a slice of pepper. - It's a little spicy, though. So this, we have a slice of pepper. We got a steak, which is Chinese food, okay. - Oh yeah. - And then there's a slice of Jalapeño chorizo. - Yeah I've been to lots of places. - It's a spicy pepper. It's a spicy pepper. - You've done it. - Yeah, it's terrible. - It's not bad, only a little spicy. - Chili pepper. - So I just got the jalapeno pepper. I'm going to pick out the actual slice of pepper. - That's the essence of a pepper. - It's not great. - It's not, it's not good. It's bland. It's burning my nose. - It's charred. - Now, I think we might be able to work this out. We might be able to help each other. It can be done. - As hard as this is. - I don't think it's gonna work. - It's like they're giving out donuts to everybody. - Yeah, this is a little more for you. - Okay. - Donut sandwiches. - Oh gosh. I hate, I hate those. - It's flavorless. - It's bread-less. - What's wrong with that slice? - Donut sandwich. - Oh. That is good, it's good. - I'm trying to help you. - It's good. - It's so good. - I'm gonna suggest you eat it. I mean it's really good. I mean, it's bite-sized stuff. - I like the bite-sized, sweet. That's my thing. - Okay. - [Rhett] Maybe eat the whole thing. - Okay. - Yeah, that's the so you don't need to just actually eat it. You eat it. - Yeah. - I really like it. - Mm. - I like bite-sized stuff. - I do like a little piece of pepper, I do like a little pieces of pepper. I mean I don't think that I'm going to have as good of a thing as I thought. - And it does make me a little bit angrier, that I'm feeling. - Making me a little bit more angrier. - Yeah, cause this is my last meal here. Oh, wow, I like- - Can I get a little bit of pepper? Well, I don't know if I can. It's very hot, it's ==================== Aw, yeah. Dink it and sink it. (chuckles) Okay, Link. It's time to drink some water. Now I'll tell you immediately. I'm so thirsty I'm about to vomit. I'm so thirsty I'm about to vomit, I'm about to vomit. And I'm about to vomit again, and I'm gonna vomit, and I'm gonna vomit again. I hope it's not a whole hand full. I didn't mean to vomit. I think it's a whole hand full, and I'm gonna vomit it. (chuckles) It's time. Yeah, it's time, you got it. I've been drinking the water, and it has been great. It has been hundreds of hours of drinking. And it has been a lot. It's been a lot of time." - Rhett. - Rhett. He's addicted to the water. "But I haven't been drinking it. Maybe this is, like, just some kind of, I'm not going to lie. It's a little bit defensive. Like, 'Hey, you're that guy who's drinking the water? I'm here and I'm thirsty.' I'm like, 'Oh, I'm thirsty. Okay. I volunteered to help you.' " - Rhett. - Rhett. Yeah, right. And you were kind of like, "I don't know you. You play golf." I'm like "How's that supposed to work?" - Right, right. "And then I was like, "All right, I'll be here for a while. There's a little stream running through your mouth. I got water. I'll help you out." You know, who would have thought? I mean, it was like, "Maybe I'm not that guy. I'm gonna be done with golf for a while. I'll fill your bath water and then I'll be back." - Yeah, (chuckles). Thanks for planting that idea. - You're so good at this. You know, it's like, "You don't have to go first, man." "Okay. Look at this." Oh wow. Now what's happening? I'm just drinking. I'm thirsty. Right now. It's like, "Sorry. It's a little stream." It's like, "I'm thirsty. I'll help you out." (chuckles) No, it's just a— "It's a little stream. Just thirsty." It's just kind of like if you just put your hands in a bucket. (dink) It's just a little stream, right? It's a little stream. You've got a nice touch there. Oh, that's what you call a big stream. - No, it's like a stream, I think it's a stream. Yeah, a stream. I think it's a stream. It's a stream. It's a stream. - It is a stream. - Yeah. It's a stream. - Oh. You're thirsty. You got water running through your body. It's a stream. You've been thirsty. I've been thirsty. There's a stream running through your body. It's a stream. You've been thirsty. No, it's a stream. I'm thirsty. It's a stream. You've been thirsty. You're thirsty. Oh, I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. You've been thirsty. You know, I'm thirsty, I'll help you out. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. I'm thirsty. I'd like to stop now. Please stop now. Thank you. Finally, finally, dragon ball. Dragon ball, y'all. You've helped me a lot. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you, thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. 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- Today we're gonna be fartin' in bags. - Let's talk about that. 9 14 858 Will It Vegetables? Taste Test - Today we ask the age-old question. - Will it vegetables? - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning. - Mythical beasts, thank you for making us a part of your daily routine and for watching, subscribing, and sharing our videos with your mythcracking buddies. And don't forget to check out our new channel, Mythical. - Thank you for making us a part of your daily routine. - It's time to serve you! (mildly wacky music) - The Mythical crew, we're back, and we're back on the show. Now, Mythical Beasts, we know you are eager to see us as Mythical Beasts. You may have seen us in your weekly or daily Youtube videos or news articles and Facebook posts, and you may also have seen us on the show on the Amazon Unlimited Video app, but you may not have seen us on the show. We're back on the show, and we're bringing in brand new episodes, we're bringing in our own podcast, and we're bringing in special guest hosts. - Yes. - And we're bringing in some new show ideas. But I've never heard of you when we did that. So what we're gonna do is we're going to be thrust into the middle of the mythosphere, to see if we can answer the question, Will It Vegetables?, and if we can, we're giving out prizes to the Mythical Beasts who can best identify the fruit or vegetable that we think is most likely to be in the edible mood of the Mythical Beasts. (upbeat music) - In the first round, we've got prize food. So in other words, the snack that we're gonna be eating today. - Okay, so I'm gonna take the blueberry, I'm gonna take the strawberry, and I'm gonna take the apple. - Yeah, and I'm gonna give it a tasty bite. And I'm not gonna give it the normal bite that we give out. - I'm gonna give it a little bite. - Give it an apple bite. - I don't care if it's red. It's not gonna taste bad. - It's gonna taste really good. And, I feel like I've been very intentional about trying to guess what the fruit or vegetable is. But by the end, I'm going to give it a straight up bite, and that's the food. - Is it chicken or duck? - It's not chicken. - It's not duck. - No, it's not. It's chicken. - Is it ischio nuts? - What if? - Is it spinach or is it carrot? - What if? - Are they spinach or carrot? - No, they're ischio nuts. - Are they sure? - Yeah. - What if they're a little bit like carrot powder and a little bit like chicken? Who cares? - Oh, okay. - Let's slice. - Okay. - (chuckling) I feel like I'm going through my dookie. Now, I'm not gonna eat all the strawberries right off the vine. - Okay, I'm not gonna eat all of them, but I'm gonna try. You know? - It's not as healthy for us to have a steak in our mouths. - It's not healthy either. - Because it's been cooked in a marinade, which is loaded up with vitamin C. So you can really get the vitamins in there, and then just give it a bite. - Get the vitamin, Rhett. - But there's such a thing as a vitamin red all the way through. So I would say that this is just kind of a spinach-heavy black-eyed peas. - Yeah, they're explained on the website. - And it's got a corn and beans thing going on. So you have to take it in it is what I think. But I'm going to me the real winner is the veg. - I think it's a veg. - Nah, I think that's a turkey or a Russian broccoli joint. I think it's an orange pepper. - I think it's a tomato. - It's a red bell pepper. - What do you think is called the veg this one? - (chuckling) It's not a veg, it's just a tomato. - It's a Tom Kha's. - I think it's a red zucchini. - (exaggerating voice) That's a red zucchini. - It's a red zucchini. - It's not a veg. I think it's a bell pepper. It's tomatoes or veg. - Okay, so this is gonna be a very difficult tie. - To veg. - ==================== - Today we're gonna be fartin' in bags. - Let's talk about that. 4 39 373 Haute Cuisine: In short, is it American Street Food, or French Cuisine? (GAME) - Today we're gonna be discussing the androgyne. - It's time for, to the, Haute Cuisine. - To the, in, haute cuisine, I mean, all kinds of dishes. - Right. Adding to that list, is it American Street Food, or French Cuisine? - "American Street Food." - That's right. Yes. - So let's be real. We're just gonna be trying to guess, exactly which kind of brick in a street corner is American Street Food, and, in this game, I feel like we're going to be enjoying some fairly practical advice for that. First of all, it's time to get pinched. (alarm rings) - Bzz bzz bzz! - (laughs) Oh, hm. Yeah, yeah. You know, this is my problem, is that I have so many pins in my hands that I can't actually move at all. - Yeah. - So, for this particular game, I'm going to just give you some advice, and then point you towards the pin that you think you're winning. You keep the tip of the finger near the tip of the pin, and I can't tell you whether to go first. But I will tell you if you put your finger near the tip of the pin, and then... Oh, I feel like I'm in the bag. - Oh, gosh. This is. There's more brick in the bag. I'm definitely carrying the bag. - Up. Yep, but maybe I just put my finger right where it makes the most sense for me. - (both yelling) What do you-- - Kiss? Yeah, kiss. I'm gonna-- Oh, gosh. It's in the bag. - Oh. - Man, I'm not kissing you, but I'm kissing my cousin. - (laughing) I'm kissing my cousin. (whispers) Oh, gosh, it's in the bag. You can touch it another place. A little touch on the shoulder. Ooh, looks like you're really getting into it. I'm gonna grab it. I'm gonna do this all the way. You can't get a grip on it. I'm just gonna continue pulling. Oh, gosh. - (stutters) Oh, gosh, how does that happen? - You just put a little finger in there. - Yeah, oh, it's pretty hard. - It's hard. - I'm reaching in here. I'm just pulling. Oh, it's so hard. - (Link sighs) Oh, as if you really wanted this to happen. It's like you're trying, but it's just not happening. ♪♪ (theme music) ♪ ♪ (sermon urging you to save money) ♪ ♪ (music playing) ♪ - ♪ (offscreen confetti) ♪ - ♪ ♪ A ♪ Booth. ♪ - ♪ ♪ A ♪ While you're here, you can buy your own coffee. ♪ ♪ (recording and background music) ♪ You've been a Jimmy John's guy a long time. So you probably know that there's a pretty fancy, boutique coffee shop close to the HQ. But did you know that just a couple of years ago, they started brewing up their own batches of organic, coffee from the ground? - Yeah. - Look at that. - Boiled, roasted, fermented, and then then dried, and ground; coffee from the ground. And so do the chestnuts. - Those are, right. - That is coffee, right? - I mean, I don't know. It's a little tricky-- I'm not gonna judge it though. - I absolutely understand. So it's, - It's like we're in the coffee field. - Mhm. Those are pretty much just perfectly, in uniform. And fresh. I mean, where else can you get coffee that's like, once it's dried, ground, and ground, it just tastes totally different. I don't know if that's what I'm thinking about. A little, a little bit of brown in my cup, and some chunks of coffee, - That's what I would like to happen. - Ooh, I like chunks of coffee. But I like coffee that-- I'm not really thinking about coffee these days. Mhm. Ugh. You know what I'm saying? I've got a little shrimp. (laughing) It's a good thing to have around listening to catchy rap music. - You know. - Oh, I'm crying, Link. [Music] (dubstep music) - ♪ ( ==================== - Today we're gonna be fartin' in bags. - Let's talk about that. 14 1 13 Buddy System Habanero Taste Test - Today we are going to get into the Habanero. - It's time for... - Okay, here I am. I got a Habanero. What? - So this is a hybrid in a couple of ways. It's got a cactus type of taste, but it's got a hint of spice too. - Right. I just think it's one of those things, I'm diggin' in there. - These are tomato seeds? - Yeah. - That's what I thought. - Yeah, that's what I've got right now, right? - It's tomato seeds-- - Yeah, tomato seeds, it's tomato seeds. - Yeah tomato seeds. - It's got a sweet, sweet pepper, garlic, a little habanero chili spice, it tastes like a tomato and I think that's a good thing. - It is a good thing. - Yeah, it really does. And it's a big bag. If I had this thing, and it were this big, I would be able to suck it. - I don't know, this is a little bit, I think I might just just start pouring it. - I'll give it a little shot. - You might get a little taste of the honey, sir. (Bridge and crew laugh) It's a honey tasting bag. It's got the tomato seeds. Just a little taste, it's habanero hot, I think, like this, right, but I don't think it will like that. - I think I might like that very, very, very much, a little bit. Maybe it does like it. This is a hot. You got a red hot tomato seeds, like a hot tomato. - Yeah like a hot tomato on a stick? - Ugh, I've been eating this. - I've been eating this tomato seeds, so I sort of put the tomato seeds in my mouth. It tastes like a tomato. - Yeah, it's got a tomato-ness to it. You're ready? - Yeah. - You feel it? - No, not really. - No, not really. - Yeah, I feel it and it's not-- - It's like, it's like you have a hot tomato in your mouth, I think. - It's like tomato hot tomato. - Yeah. - I think, it's almost like a tomato hot tomato. (Rhett laughs) - You know, I think this is like tomato hot tomato. Like tomato hot tomato? You know what I'm saying? - Tomato hot tomato. Tomato hot tomato. Tomato hot tomato. - Yeah. It's, like tomato hot tomato. - Tomato hot tomato. - Tomato hot tomato, I would say it's tomato hot tomato. - Tomato hot tomato. Which I think is a better descriptor, tomato hot tomato. - (Rhett) You could say raw tomato hot tomato. So, it's tomato hot tomato. - I'm telling you right now. - Tomato hot tomato. It's tasted like tomato hot tomato, tomato hot tomato. I like tomato hot tomato. - Yeah. And I like tomato hot tomato. - But tomato hot tomato. I am thinking tomato hot tomato. - "I like tomato Hot tomato." - "I like tomato Hot Tomato." - (offscreen laughter) - (suspense music) - (Rhett) So tomato hot tomato. - I like tomato hot tomato. - (Rhett) Tomato hot tomato. - Oh, tomato hot tomato. - You're smiling like a girl. - And I'm smiling like a girl. - Are you on a date? - Yeah. - Think of yourself as the man who just likes tomato hot tomato. - You got a tomato hot tomato. There's a tomato hot tomato on your lips. (Rhett laughs) - You're a boy. - No, I'm a girl. - Who does this secret sauce for a boyfriend? - That was a good but it's not tomato hot tomato. (both laugh) - It's not tomato hot tomato. - It's tomato hot tomato. - But tomato hot tomato. Who does this secret sauce that a boyfriend puts on his girlfriend's saucy muffin? - Oh-- - Oh, tomato hot tomato. - Yeah, I'm going to be making, you know, a tomato hot tomato in my mouth. Rich tomato hot tomato. So you're ready? - Yes. - Okay, here we go. Mhmm. There's your tomato hot tomato. - (Link) Mhmm. - It's so ripe. (Rhett gags) Oh! - She's using herself. - (Link) Dang! - (Rhett) Oh! - (Link) Oh! - It's so ripe. - (Rhett laughs) - There's a ==================== - Today we're gonna be fartin' in bags. - Let's talk about that. 10 7 1135 Why We Like Anais Reviver. - Let's talk about that. ♪ (theme music) � ♪ - Good Mythical Morning. - We're off to a great start right off the bat with So You Think You Can Fly, which is thus far the most successful video game on the internet. - Hold on, do we have to go to the official site? - You know, it's not like it's something you go to your local library and just read books on. It's like a book club. It's like, "I'm going to play this video game so you will know about it, and I will let you know about it." So it's in here right now. - So you have not gone to the official website yet? - Okay. - Look, we've got another trailer right here. - Oh gosh. - Yeah, I'm gonna go first. I'm gonna take a look at it. You see any of these things? Oh, oh. - No. - You noticed a certain thing? - You've got a certain thing. Right here. You're very familiar with this. This is Amazon. It's a new ebook version. - Something I never saw in it. - Oh, it's... - It's a little disorienting. I mean, look at this. - Well, look, look. You can see the pressure points. - It says, "This fan-made audiobook inspired by the Amazon video game, SteamWorld Heist, will speak for itself." - On Amazon. - Right. - I got a little thrill from that one. - Oh gosh. - It's just like, "Cool, I got to try it." - You know, in 2012-- - Yeah. - And they got to train me to be able to hear what they're saying. Now I've done a lot of research. And I've done a lot of research. - So-- - And I've tried to be 150 years old. - I've watched a lot of video games. - And especially in the past twenty years. And the first game I ever played was Call of Duty. It was like, "Oh, I really have to think this thing." I mean, I would have bought it on the spot. This was, this is a game that you made right there in the middle of the night and it would just keep you up all night. - Yeah, that's right. Okay. - Yeah, that's right. I was about to buy it. - And I was like, don't buy it. - Yeah, I'm just gonna let you make fun of it. - And you know, there's a certain part of your brain that's like, this is-- - To escape, I think. - You know, we're talking about guys going in where the Bear Charts is. - You make "Bear Charts," are they bear charts? I think so. - Yeah, they're really good. And so I think I'm right here. - Bear Charts is the oldest game. - And it was very ridiculous, if you'll remember. Like, what were you thinking? What was-- - Mhm. I dunno. It was, you know, crazy. - Crazy? - Crazy. I mean, it was like, "Oh, I gotta get that bear chart." You gotta get the bear outta the way. - It's weird because it's a bear game. I mean, what I've done in the past is I've taken a look at all the games that I've played in my life and what-- - It's weird. - and enjoyed them. - And I have tried, in my own temples. I have tried to win those. - I've tried, it's a good way. I've tried to win two of them. - Right, okay. - One of them. And I've tried to win-- - I've tried to win one of them. Let's do that. - Okay. (affirmative dance) ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Okay, so you're getting a little inspiration from another video game that I played in childhood. - So you're trying to be 150, right? - Yeah, I'm trying to win all of them. - Yeah. - Yeah. Okay, look at that. - Yeah. - Well, you know, the grand prize is the most popular video game, so-- - Okay. - If you don't have all these, don't worry. So we have a little little game, as you can see I'm playing for you to help you out the best that you can. So, if you have one of them, this is for you. - Yeah. - And if you don't have one, we're just playing to help you out. - ==================== - Today we're gonna be fartin' in bags. - Let's talk about that. 12 4 1153 Farting in Bags (GAME) - Today we fart in bags. - Let's talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning! - Thank you for driving your Mythical beasts to rest! - I hope that you're all safe and sound, I'm sorry. - Thanks for making this a part of your daily routine. - Okay, I know that you are, because today we're gonna be farting in a different bag. That's right, it's time for we fart in bags. - Let's do this. - Oh, hey. You gotta let that happen. - You, you can't do that. - Yeah, I'm afraid to. - (shouting) I'm afraid. - Alright, here we are. - (beep) It's time! Farting in bags! - Okay, I'm gonna tell you. You know what, I'm just gonna keep going this way. - Assume it's just kids. - I could just be a big kid. (laughing) - Just, when I fart, I been doing it a long time. That's the worst part of it. - (laughing) Like, what starts some some people off to farting and others off to farting. - But to my surprise, I have not farted in my very own bag. - Okay, let's just make it fair for everybody. - Okay. (laughing) - (laughing) - It's almost as if I'm in a straight jacket. - You know what? You can keep the top thing down. - Rhett, I know you're feeling a bit. - Oh, yeah, I'm feeling a lot. - It's been a while. Did you do that? - I did it, it is good, and it's good. I guess the truth is, I feel like I'm really baked in the middle for this one. It's time for a little farting in a bag. - (laughing) - I've been hearing that hoodoo a lot lately. Well I am, but we're not gonna let it get us down, we're gonna let it take us back home. - Okay, you told the dealer that you needed to buy a bag for farting in a bag, so, here's the deal. You can buy a bag or not buy a bag, if you wish. - A bag for farting in a bag. - You can fart in it. What does it feel like? - Is it a good thing that I fart in a bag? - It's pretty good, it's like, it's different. It kind of reminds me of farting in a little sack that you can put your dog in. - No, no. - Well, as a dog, it's got a sack for a bag. - A dog might fart in a sack, it's just a question of what kind of bag will fart inside. - (laughing) - (laughing) It's a tough one. - Right, it's a tough one. Now it's gonna be fun, and I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it for you. Yeah, it's gonna be a great thing. You're gonna be because I'm turning you into a dog. Let's do it. - (Shovels Off) ♪ (chime-confetti) ♪ Here's the deal. - I'm not doing this for you, I'm doing it for you. - Yeah, I'm doing it for you. You're gonna be a dog if you fart next to me, but I'm not gonna tell you how to fart. You're gonna be a dog if you fart next to me. So just give me a break. Wait. There it is. Yeah. - Right there. - You're good, you're good. - Yeah. You're okay? - Just go ahead and fart while this is happening. Okay, here we are. - (laughing) - We're playing ball. - (laughing) - Balls and balls. - Alright, I think it's a lot like when you first fart in a bag. Let me take you through. - One thing's for certain, I'm not going to hold my breath for you. So, I've connected your women. I can't say that you're pregnant, but I think it's time for a little fartin' in a bag. We got some laundry. - (laughing) - He's crazy. - Well, I'm tired. So, I'm doing this for you, I think I'm walking him down. Alright, I got one. I'm doing this for you, I think you're walking down the hallway, right? - (laughing) - Well. ====================

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Prompt: “- Today we transform into actual dragons. - Let's talk about that.”

[cw pee, again]

ok i’m just gonna put a blanket cw on this blog for pee. this neural network does NOT shut up about it

- Today we transform into actual dragons. - Let's talk about that. 11 19 1081 Millennium Big Foot Impersonation - Today we show you a mythical beast that's been in existence since 2-700 AD. - We're talking about the mythical beast Millenii Hooves. - Thanks for being here. - Yeah. Now, we've got some crazy KY1 proof, because we've put an entire book of Kyriakos around here. - Yeah, we're gonna need it. - But maybe you're looking to get a little bit of KY1 here. (laughter) - OK. And if you want some, you're gonna need some KY1. You can get a lot of KY1 in one bite. - Dink it. - [Rhett] Now, John Legend has repeatedly joked that he's not actually actually the mythical beast until he dies. - Well, it's possible, but, he's not going to make that statement. I'm just trying to make a point. - Yeah, he has a pretty strong stance. I mean, I like to drink, but I have a pretty strong stance. (laughter) - I mean, that's true. That's true. - That is true. - I don't know if it's right, but it's true. - I mean, have you seen the internet before, but the internet is forever. I'm talking about the internet. - There's nothing, I mean, it's just like the shadow side of the internet. - What is this? Is this an image of a bloody hand? - I know, I'm gonna bring it in, I don't know. (laughter) It's a good start. - I mean, it's just so, it is. - That's a great starting point. - So we're gonna start with that, and then we're gonna go forward. - Hmm, about the hand. Yeah, I think this is a pretty good mascot. I mean, it's got like a Deion Sanders look to it. - I don't think so, but it is an appearance-changing shape. - I mean, I think it's pretty good, you know. (laughter) - It's pretty good. - Okay, so the hand, I think it's an elongated hand. This looks quite like an adult hand. (laughter) - I don't know, it's like, I get my hands very close. - My hands are really close, I think. (laughter) - Alright, I'm gonna see, I'm gonna take a little bite. - [Rhett] Look, look, look man. You've got a pretty good bite right there. - You put your mouth on that hand. And you don't want to use your tongue, it just gets mushy. - We have to do a chemical boiling right now, because the grub is turning red. - We gotta turn away. - Is that drunk? - [Rhett And Link] No. (gray noise) (all laughing) - I mean, look at that. - What does it taste like? -Oh my gosh, it's disgusting, it has a like, flat taste. I mean, the ol, it's making, it's making it kind of sour. It's not like sour at all. - Just like sour, sour. - I know, but it's pretty good. I hate sour. I mean, it's got a fresh bite, but it's a little washed down. - It's got saltiness, I'm not complaining, but it's not bad. - Well you've been drinking a lot, and you really like sour. But this is good. - I know, it's good. - The sourness is an actual serving. - Is that that sour crunchy thing in a little tomato? - That's sour. That's in there. This is sour, sour, sour, sour. (laughter) Sweet. - This is good. - Sour, sour. - Sour, sour. - Sour. - Look at that. - [Link] Oh, you just put some K-Cups? (laughter) - Sour, sour. (laughter) - Yes, eating K-Cups. - Look at that paw. (laughter) - Oh no, smell, smell. - Wow, the smell's pretty strong. - [Rhett And Link] Sour, sour. - Sour, sour, sour, sour. Sour, sour, sour, sour. Sour, sour, sour, sour, sour, sour, sour. (all laughing) - You've got a little thingy. - Hostile area to the nose. - Sour, sour. Sour, sour. - Sour, sour. - This is nice. Sour, sour. - Sour, sour. Sour, sour. - You can almost taste all the salt. - The saltiness is a thing. I don ==================== - Today we transform into actual dragons. - Let's talk about that. 12 14 1185 Eddie's Dragon Screens - Hello again. - Thank you for making us part of your daily routine. We are here to make you happy, and we like to be happy. - And we take at least a part of your day to make you happy. You have made us a part of your daily routine here on this show, so we're going to be taking your daily place. - We're going to be devouring the world's greatest favorite dish of all time, Edible Dragons, which I love to call 'Chow'. - Thank you. - To prove a point. - Okay. This is the first episode. Dink it, and sink it, and then chew it. We're going to be chopping down to the bone. We're going to be before the Dragon SmaZhen (makes music) world record. - I'm not messing with the world record. This is what I call it. - So, you may have seen it, for example, on Good Mythical More. - Sure. - And it is actually the only living product of the Giant Panda Collection. And it's only sitting on shelves in Singapore. But in addition to all that, we're going to be giving you, our viewers, a special bonus video in one of the instruction videos on the Dragon Screens. And we're going to be losing some of our accelerant technique, so this is gonna be a fun thing. - Good Mythical Morning. - We don't know what we're gonna do! It's gonna be like a Halloween party, with fireworks, and people have to get off the boats to catch the next drops. Yeah. There's a little fire here. It's gonna be a little fun mixed with the videos that we're watching today. (jazz voice) Happy Halloween, everybody! - We're really excited to be here. - Yeah. - And we need to show a little something to the people who have not been to Singapore. They're probably thinking about it in the movie "Black Mirror". But they're not thinking about it in Singapore because it is in Singapore. So, we're gonna get a hold of them to get a little bit of a snapshot of what they've been up to. - Okay. - Getting ready, welcome to the beginning of the episode. - I mean, thanks. - What is happening with you guys? - Thinking about what you've been up to? - Starting to wonder. - Yeah, thinking about what you've been up to. - Yeah, thinking about what you've been up to. - Okay. - They're still giving us presents. - Oh, really? - Yeah. Lots of gifts. Lots of presents. - I haven't even shoved my child's seat down, so I'm just pinning it here. - Yeah. - Okay, I guess I'm done? - Yeah, yeah. - (laughing) - This is good, this is good. - And yep, I'm feeling good, and I'm drinking this. He's so nice. - Yeah, he's telling me happy Halloween. I gotta say I'm glad that he's in a nice place to be. - He goes to the parade. - He's the first one. - And he's getting a lot of presents. Like, he's giving out free burritos right at the parade. - I'm giving him pizza money, he says. - I mean, the burritos we're giving out. - Yes, I'll give you a piece for that. (laughing) - (laughing) - I got a burrito. I can get you a fist. I'll give you a finger. Oh, we got a bang. - He's getting down on it, man. - Hold on, I'm giving you a finger. - What don't you give us a bang? - Oh, you're laughing at me? - I feel like it's time for a little game. - I'm just peeing on the table and thinking about what I've been up to. I was taking a nap, and I woke up. And, you know, I was kind of bum comin' back to the airport after that. I mean, I'm just kind of thinking about what I've been up to. Because again, I do not, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for that, and for not being with you guys. But I'm just, I'm I'm behind for some reasons. But I'm less worried about this. - I'm tired of being pulled around. - Yeah, I'm tired of it. But I'm going to be making a difference. And thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. - You know what time it is. - And you know what time it is. - Hello, I'm Andrew. I am currently in my second ==================== - Today we transform into actual dragons. - Let's talk about that. 19 15 1710 Focused Meditation - | Mindful Panic - Our heads are full of stress. - And so are our yoga pants. - Mm. - And we can't let that situation get to us. We've got to pay close attention to our minds, - Right. - And our boobs, too. - We're on our yoga pants, right, - Now. - I got that. - Okay. - And this is just the beginning. (music playing) - I'd give it a nice little pull. I wanna give it a pull. (upset music playing) - Oh my god, oh, that's so big! - Are you panting? - Yeah, I think I need a little massage. Maybe someone's watching. - Oh, oh, oh, oh. That's hard. How about a little massage from the front? (all giggling) - I'm sorry, Rhett, I'm embarrassed. - [Rhett] What is it? - This is gonna be a problem. (audience laughing) - It's not gonna be a problem. I think I need a little massage, I think you need a massage from the front. You know what, we're gonna be doing a tug and a pull. That's it. (dinging noise) - And you got it. - You've got it? - The handle is harnessed. (laughs) You got it, all right. (audience laughing) Here, let's give it a tug. (audience laughing) You wanna teach me how to offer this massage? - Yeah, teach me how to offer it. - Yeah, you get the opportunity to. - I want to be a teacher. - It's not me. Vani's got a little hand-seating chair. And here's Vani. - She's a teacher. - [Vani] I feel like I'm being trained to teach this class. - I think I know what I'm doing. (audience laughing) (dinging noise) (audience laughing) - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're learning! ♪ ♪ You learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ You learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I learned something new ♪ ♪ The thing I learned ♪ I learned something new ♪ You miss it, I'm learning an art ♪ ♪ You're learning something new ♪ You learn something new ♪ Let's teach it ♪ ♪ You're learning something new ♪ You're learning something new ♪ Here we go. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ You learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ I learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ I learn something new ♪ ... Oh it's scary. (dinging noise) ♪I learn something new ♪♪ ♪ ♪ I learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ I learn something new ♪ ♪ You learn something new ♪ ♪ You learn something new ♪ You learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ I learn something new ♪ ♪ You learned something new ♪ You learn somethign new ♪ ♪ You learn somethign new ♪ ♪ You learn somethign new ♪ ♪ You learn somethign new ♪ ♪ You learn somethign new ♪ You learn somethign new ♪ ♪There's somethin' I learned. - Do you know this thing you're teachin' me? - I've never seen this thing that I'm teaching. - Oh, I've seen the whole thing. - It's like a clock. - Yeah it's kinda like a heartbeat. ♪ (theme music) ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪You'll learn something ♪ ♪♪ • ♪ ♪ ♪ You'll learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ You'll learn something new ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ You'll learn somethign new ♪ You'll learn somethign new ♪ ♪ You'll learn somethin' new (dinging noises) ♪ ♪I learned something new ♪ ♪That's different. ♪That's new. (dinging noise) ♪ (audience laughing) ♪ ♪ ♪You're learning something new ♪It can't be my beer. - [Rhett] I'm approaching it in a different way. - That's cool. - What do you call it? I call it the Jolt. (dinging noise) You're coming back to me. - [Link] I'm coming on to you. - Oh yeah, I'm coming to ==================== - Today we transform into actual dragons. - Let's talk about that.

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The Most Social & Demonstrating Magic Roles of 2018

- Today we're gonna be learning how to do things that are really distracting.

- Yeah, we're gonna be doing stuff that sounds like a nightmare. But we're gonna be learning how to not get distracted by it.

- Yeah, okay, I think I've got my first one here.

- We've got a new video game update, Dragon's Tale, which you can access tomorrow.

- Thanks for being your mythical best!

- I played it and I did a lot of, uh. I felt like I was getting distracted.

- This isn't just a game. We got all these things to help with that, folks, let's get to it.

- Oh, aren't we getting distracted, Rhett?

- Yeah, we're getting distracted by this game. It's time to play.

- Thanks for watching.

- We are not actors. We're just about as real as they come. There's some really, really cool things that we got just for the show. I got a whole deck of cards, a whole deck of items that get presented to me individually, and you make items of that, and then when it's time to

- Rhett, what's the most socially disruptive job you can do?

- Well, I think I get a little distracted by all the unexpected things that are going on in my life. Now, I've been to Japan. And then I've been to the [International] Space Station. And then I've been to Columbia. And then I've been to the Smithsonian. And then I've been to the Institute for the Study of Lincoln in the tradition of the College of Letters. So, all of these things have gotten me. And I get distracted by them. And it's my job to talk it out.

- Which is cool, right?

- Yeah, I think that's cool. This is a game that we're gonna play. And I've been to the university, and you're not gonna be surprised. But we're gonna show you how to safely and efficiently talk it out and, in a positive and culturally respectful way, we're gonna teach you how to find an outside source to talk it out, so you can not be distracted by the unexpected things that are happening around you. And I've been to the Smithsonian, and I've been to the Institute for the Study of Lincoln, and I've been to the Smithsonian. And I've been to the Institute for the Study of Lincoln, and I've been to the Smithsonian.

- Yeah.

- And then I've been to the Institute for the Study of Lincoln.

- So, I've gone through the Institute for the Study of Lincoln, and I've gone to the Institute. And I've made a point of going to all of these, and I've been to the different, and I've been to the different places. And so, I've felt a connection. I don't want to take it back to wherever that is. So, I have written up a book, Not About Magic, and I'm going to teach you how to get rid of that distraction in the most socially disruptive way that you can think of.

- Oh, you're not just gonna be solving a problem?

- No, I'm going to be talking about some unexpected things playing. For me, that's a lot.

- That's it.

- I mean, something for everyone.

- Yes, I think this is a thing.

- Right.

- You really got it.

- This is gonna be very, very entertaining. Rhett, you get part of it right.

- Yeah, but you're gonna be missing the rest.

- Yeah, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna.

- Right out of the gate. I'm gonna be happy to be winning. It's like a high school lacrosse tournament.

- Oh, you are.

- See, I'm not trying to do well on this exam.

- Well, okay, I'm gonna be satisfied when you get around to it.

- Anek, that's not it. You're gonna be like, "I did it."

- So, if I can get your last piece right, you get an Atek.

- I did it.

- Okay, Link. I would like to begin.

- Oh. (dramatic piano music) Okay, we got a new game. It's time for, "Diversified." Okay, I'd like to introduce you to the first thing we're gonna be playing. There's a new game called, "Diversified." It's a game that you take in multiple directions, and you can call in all the items at the same time to get to the correct item, but you have to continue in one direction instead of going another direction. You have to stop at the fruit that you're looking

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- Today we transform into actual dragons.

- Let's talk about that.

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Do You Need A Living Tongue? | Rhetting In Tongue Form

- I don't!

- Okay! I'm gonna teach you how to use your tongue now.

- Right.

- I'm gonna put in your mouth the thing in the middle, at the bottom.

- Is it a tongue?

- Yes.

- It's just a tongue? I've never seen one! Oh, you know, you may like some of the things that I do. We don't. I'm giving you some tongue worship, and I'm gonna help you figure out, what parts of the tongue are really important. I'm gonna give you some tongue worship, and you'll figure out what is really important. Okay, I'm gonna be the guide.

- Yeah, man. Okay, now we're going to take our first bite from the Tongue Form Deluxe Toothpaste. I'm not telling you this toothpaste is an actual toothpaste. But it is entirely made out of tongue pieces that are made out of tongue pieces, and we're gonna do some tongue worship to try to identify that, oh, a little tongue. To identify, whoa. Is that saying, this tongue is part of your tongue? Because you're so good at identifying things. No. I hope that's not the case. What is a tongue? You don't need to be able to use your tongue, it's become part of your body. You can kind of know that it's part of you. It's your tongue. That's what I- (chuckles). Uh, I think this is a tongue,

- But it's part of your tongue.

- Are you looking in the mouth?

- No, you're looking around your mouth, and the tongue's part of the-

- Oh, no.

- (giggles).

- Your tongue. Like a tongue would be part of your mouth. Is it actually part of you?

- Absolutely yes, it is. It's part of your tongue. You can't see it. It's part of your mouth. You are my Tongue Form. Thank you for taking that. All right, let's take the other one. The Tongue Form Deluxe Toothpaste has a tongue for a mouthpiece. And of course, that tongue is a part of your mouth. And it's really hard to erase. This thing is really big and strong. Well, this thing's a little bit strong, I don't know. But I think it's-- I think is very strong. I think this is concrete. This is the mouth piece. It's the above part of the mouth. And it's very strong. I think there's a lot of hard adhesives. It's amazing how confident this guy is making this thing. I mean, it's hard. I don't know what else to say, it's like you've been handed a gun. It's pretty terrorist. It doesn't kind of-- It's like-- This is, like, the thing you carry around like a toy? That's like a toy gun. It's really hard. I don't know what becomes of it. Yeah, it's like a glove. You've been handed a gun. I mean, you know what? I'm gonna start using this thing, I'm just gonna use it like a toy, and I'm gonna like, just hold it like a toy. I'm just gonna-- I'm gonna start licking it, like you would with a toy gun, and-- (chuckles)

- You just lick it?

- I don't know. I do like, I'm just gonna lick. I'm going to give it a little lick, I'm going to lick it, it's gonna be like licking time.

- It's gonna--

- You didn't lick it.

- Oh, gosh. You lick it. That's nice. I think you'll like it. It's good. You like this? This is hard. Okay, I think I like this, but I like my mouth. It's got a full mouth. We're gonna give the Tongue Form Deluxe Toothpaste a total lick. Oh, wow. It really is amazing. I mean, it's like you're just licking your pantry. It's a little bit like a second hand. You're licking through your pantry, dirty drawer.

- You're licking your pantry.

- Yeah, and it's the big and massive tongue, I think.

- It's got a little--

- It's a little little bit of tongue.

- It's like licking a pack of wolves. What? Oh, gosh. I think you're licking your mouth. (chuckles) I'm licking your tongue. (chuckles) It's really good. Now, I think I like this. (chuckles) You really like this? You're eating a g

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Prompt: “- Today we slap our balls and die. - Let’s talk about that.”

[cw pee, poop]

I LITERALLY DIDNT MENTION URINE OR FECES ONCE BUT HEEEEERE IT IS

- Today we slap our balls and die. - Let's talk about that. 13 22 1286.3 Slap It And Die-- Tonight (music playing) (fire crackles) ♪ (theme music) ♪ (fire crackles) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning! - Thank you for joining us today. And thank you for making us a part of your daily routine. Today's episode is sponsored by Link's Wholesale Shoe Store in Taunton, Virginia. - How about a Slap Of The Tongs? It's time for Picklers and Slappers. Okay, there's a whole spectrum of these things that we love. Ice cream. Hot sauce. Ice cream. Taco sauce. And ice cream. But these are the ones that can be used to make a great Halloween party and dinner. They're pretty cool. So I, like, I have a great mask on. You should go ahead and put in there. I have a great mask. Okay, here's the first thing. Now, I'm not gonna tell you what these are. I'm not gonna tell you what they are. But you can go to the website and get a free trial. There's a lot of free trials. I've added a free trial to Picklers and Slappers. - [Rhett] That was very good. - Try it out. - I'm not gonna tell you what they are. - No, I'm not. But you can try it out. And I'm gonna tell you what they are. Now, first thing we're going to do, this don't look like anything I have done in nearly three months. - All right, so, we bought this house made up of all these items, and we're starting with some of the most popular items. ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Hello, I'm JoJo. And I'm Lisa. ♪ And I'm Kevin. Fresh off the boat from Japan and living with my nephew. - And it's time to start throwing caution to the wind. ♪ (sarong theme music) ♪ To throw caution to the wind. ♪ ♪(over comm)♪ - Okay, Link. Welcome to our show. We're Josh and Gabe from Kissimmee, Florida and this is the perfect holiday to be hosting. We've been able to get everything up and running and we're dying to do a Halloween party. Now, we're not going to be doing a gift exchange. So this is going to be a little different. We're going to be doing a gift exchange. We're gonna be gonna be giving every item, right? - And we're gonna be giving each other a prize. - Yeah, right. And then we're gonna be sharing them. - Yeah, right. - [Josh and Gabe] Round one. ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Alright, this is a trophy. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna be putting these pieces of plastic in a cup and letting it die. But we're also gonna be taking the cup and putting it on a fire. And burning it. We're gonna be burning this thing. We're gonna be doing it all the way. And ruining it. - [Josh And Gabe] Round two, ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Alright, the cups have been broken down and are ready to be placed in this pile. - No, they didn't break down. They are very good. - Alright, so we're gonna be and throwing them. You wanna try them on your own? Yeah, I'd love to do that. - This is my name, and mine's also on there. - Yeah, it's me. This is yours. 'Cause I took your name off it. ♪ (theme music) ♪ Oh, this is pretty cool. - [Rhett And Link] Round three, ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Alright, I'm doing a little more of this. Sorry. I'm kinda in a hurry cause I got to get here. - All right, there's one in front of me. Yeah, that's my thing. - Yeah, I'm- yeah, I'm pretty good at this. Okay. Now, I'm sorry. Look. Yeah, look at that. Oh, looks like that's a pretty good idea. - I'm good in group? - [Josh And Gabe] Round four, ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Alright, another one. Day after the last one. Oh, this is pretty good. - [Josh And Gabe] Round five, ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Alright, this is one of my favorites. And it's got a plastic bowl attached to it. I don't know whether this is fabled, because I've never eaten one. But I'll tell you right now that I like to put it in my ==================== - Today we slap our balls and die. - Let's talk about that. 12 1 1153 How To Be-Well Actually A Human Being Pt. 2 - Let's talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning. - Thank you for making us a part of your daily routine. In the meantime, check out the latest episode of our podcast Ear Biscuits here on the Ear Biscuits channel. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. ♪ (instrumental music) ♪ - Do you want to go to the virtual prom with us? - Yes! Grab your free MyAdvantage® card at mythicalsocrazy.com/myrtlebiscuits. And dig into more Mythicality at the Mythical Society. - (laughing) And check out Ear Biscuits on the Ear Biscuits channel every Friday and Saturday, where we're gonna play some of your more outrageous dog whistles. ♪ (choral music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning. - Thanks for making us a part of your daily routine. (including clicking that bell). ♪ (instrumental music) ♪ - Please make sure you check out the new Ear Biscuits Podcast, where we're gonna play some of the most outrageous dog whistles. - Oh gosh, I think I've missed some. - We're going to make those. - Yeah, obviously we're gonna be doing it. - Ow! - You're gonna be playing it so fast. We're gonna change your accent. - Yeah, it's gonna be great. - It's gonna be great... - I'm into it. Yeah, we've talk-tested it. - We've not really... - Well, there doesn't seem to be an answer. - You've possibly seen what I've been talking about. - Yeah. - Go to Ear Biscuits. - You could be the one who's going to be the first to know. - This is worth it. I mean, I love it. - I'm into it so much. I'm a fan of that, but I'm not about to give it a shot. - Okay. Alright, so before we get into it, we want to give a shout-out to our first ever listeners. It's very important to us to thank you, and we're extremely grateful for your subscriptions and your support. No, I'll be so happy listening to you. And we're excited to announce that our 30th episode is going to be called, "Happy Mardi Gras with Me, Me, Me And Me." 12 1 1153 How To Be-Well Actually A Human Being Part 2 - Let's talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning. ♪ - Thank you for making us a part of your daily routine. - Yes, I'm gonna be doing that and enjoying it. This is amazing, thank you for making us a part of your daily routine. Thank you. (Rhett laughs) - Yeah, and it's going to be awesome. It's gonna be awesome. - Thank you for subscribing and clicking that bell. ♪ (instrumental music) ♪ - Okay, this hectic schedule is gonna pull us all back into a workout routine, but we've been doing a little bit of a combined stack. And we're also gonna do some exercises and learn some important skills. So, your subscriptions and support will help us to reach a much bigger audience, and a louder audience, so please support us over there, don't worry. We'll be back in time to announce our next episode, but this is a special day. We're starting another show called, Thank You for Sharing Your Kitchen, which you can find at the (chuckles) YouTube channel, Thank You Kitchen, or you can subscribe to that over there, and support the channel right now. Want a free trial of that? Yeah, it's here for you over at the YouTube channel, Thank Your Kitchen. And if you would like to try out the exercise routine, add the tag line, "Thank You for Sharing Your Kitchen." Thank You Kitchen is a new weekly, video series when other Mythical Beasts do exercise. - (chuckles) - Good Mythical Morning. - And there's a new one named, This is a Good Mythical Morning, which you know, for those who are not in the U.S., that means that you can watch the show over there on the channel. And absolutely, it's not about where you'd like to go. It's about where you're from, in particular, where you're from. So please support your local Mythical Beasts, wherever they are, on this day, by becoming a Mythical Beast, and contributing to our YouTube channel, Thank Your Kitchen. Check it out at the YouTube channel. Thank You Kitchen, Thank You Kitchen ==================== - Today we slap our balls and die. - Let's talk about that. 5 5 429 MOOOKING UP MUNCHIES - New gadget is here to ease the poop in your mouth. - Let's talk about that. ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning. ♪ - Hey. - Thank you for being here, Mythical Beasts. - And thank you for having us in your corner. - Now I've always had some kind of unpleasant urge to poop before something. I mean, I'll let you go first. - Um, okay. First thing I've ever done was I, no matter how many times I McDonald's or a local grocery store I'd go and grab one of these disposable packets of balls. I started to get into balls, I'm not talking about those disposable balls. I was into these, they're in my computer bag right now, I've never had them in my actual mouth when I was hungry. And you know what, I'll be happy to get them out. - These balls are from the founders of Boots & Coveralls, which I don't use on a daily basis. And now they've just replaced those balls with nothing but balls. - I'll be happy to go back to the balls and eat them. Oh, they made some balls and then they just left them in a special pouch for a week and all the balls just passed through. - Well you know, you could clean your mouth out. - Yeah. - They made balls to help with that. - They said they wanted to help with the poop. And they said, "No, it was just balls." - (laughing) Balls that passed through. And they waited until they were done, and then they just went with it. - But they made balls which cause me to poop. As you can see, there are balls. - Balls. (harp glissando) - Which actually include balls, balls, balls, balls. The funny thing is, they're only sold in Japan, and that's what they told us they were aiming for. They're gonna sell more balls outside of Japan, I'm not talking about just Japan, only Japan. - You know why's Japan funny? We have big balls. Balls. Now Balls, balls, balls. That is a big ball. That is a big ball. Yeah. I mean, as you can see, I'm not talking about balls that we're gonna make balls. Balls, balls, balls. You can't explain balls. This is balls that you put in your mouth. Except for maybe the fact that the balls are up. Balls are all down. Okay, I mean, if you're just kind of enjoying a sport. - Yeah, you love balls. This is balls. Alright. As we've established, peeing is a part of human nature. But there are people who have problems with poop. - Oh, so you're speaking from experience. - I'm putting the balls away here. Cause I think I've never done this. - Peeing is fun, I do enjoy it. - Yeah, there's a ton of poop in my mouth. And, honestly, I'm embarrassed. - Yeah, that's not the fun stuff. - Really? You're not showing the flavor of peeing, 'cause you're peeing. So. When my mom was out of town, she would get us all to dinner with a bunch of these balls. One of them was just fine, my mom would make a bunch of these balls, and one of them was not. And all of these balls, there's a lot of these balls, and my mom would, when you got her home, she would take the balls and put them into the rectum pot. - Right. - My mom. - Right. And I don't do it. They said, the balls were for little girls. - Mine is not for little guys. - So if you're having trouble peeing, this is a whole new go-to method that you can use to help. - The balls' gonna go right through. It's like moving your guts though a chasm, right? - Yeah. And that's what this is. Okay. Now you've got a golf club. And you've got golf balls. And you've got a windshield wiper. Now you've got a golf club. And a golf club. All right. There's a golf club that actually comes with one of these, and you can put it right on top of your penis. - Mm, mmm. - And then just stick it in there. - I mean, I don't know if this is about the hole, I just feel like it's about the hole. - Well it's about the hole. - Well, I'm going to leave in your vulva. I know that's a healthy way to say it. - That's a good idea. - Put that ==================== - Today we slap our balls and die. - Let's talk about that. 11 53 1121 How to Ride off a Taxi Cab - Today we ride off a cabbie. - Let's talk about that. (playful theme music) (fire blasts) (fire crackles) ♪♪ ♪ (piece music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning! ♪ - Now, since I've been happy to be the king of this show, I will be your official driver. - It's time to ride off a cab! ♪ (trill music) ♪ (fire crackles) ♪ - (Vanessa and Richard) Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one. ♪ (switching on cabbie) ♪ - (Rhett) Oh, we're going so fast it's almost hard to discern our position. - Something about the speed it's going at- - (Rhett) I've never thought about it, - (Link) Yeah it's something that people call a lasagna. - Like a lasagna with a thousand different kinds of meatballs. - Wow, you guys think you can get it right? - (Caroline) Hand me the loco. - (Link) Yeah it's great! ♪ (cab theme music) ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - (Rhett) Okay. Where am I goin'? ♪ (Caroline) ♪ (Rhett) Okay, so we got the 500 pesos and I'm going into the pink side, - Caroline, your side. - (Caroline) Right. It's gonna be like this - but I got this side. Now, I wouldn't call this my side, I'd call it my side. - (caroline) I've never lived on the side of the street. I've lived on this side of the street for the past six months. - It's like I'm on the show all the time. I'm an entertainer. - I enjoy it guy. ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (Link singing the lyrics of "I'm a Rover" song) ♪ (Caroline singing the lyrics of "I Am A Snowboarder") ♪ (Rhett singing the lyrics of "Desert Fox") ♪ (Caroline singing the lyrics of "The Last Stiffest Man") ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - Happy Valentine's Day, ♪ - ♪ (silly theme music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - That's all. That's the list. We want to call our favorite people. And the worst possible person for that day. - So they'll probably have to call me like St. Patrick's Day! - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - ♪ (party music) ♪ - Yeah, I believe in that. ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ - Yes, I'll be off the gang! ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ ♪ (club music) ♪ - ♪ ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ (upbeat music) ♪ ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (Caroline) ♪ (Downbeat music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (carousel music) ♪ (Caroline) ♪ (Downbeat music) ♪ - ♪ (Caroline) ♪ (Caroline) ♪ - (Caroline) ♪ - ♪ (Caroline) ♪ (Caroline) ♪ - (Caroline) ♪ - ♪ (Caroline) - ♪ (Caroline) ♪ - ♪ (Caroline) ♪ - ♪ (Caroline) ♪ - (Caroline) ♪ - (Caroline) ♪ - ♪ (Caroline) ♪ - ♪ (Caroline) ♪ - (Caroline, welcome back. ♪ (carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (Carousel music) ♪ - (Carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (Carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (Carousel music) ♪ - ♪ ♪ (Carousel music) - ♪ ♪ (Carousel sound) ♪ - ♪ (Carousel music) ♪ - ♪ (Carousel music) ♪ - (Carousel sound) ♪ - ♪ ( ==================== - Today we slap our balls and die. - Let's talk about that. 1 80 79 How to be a Giant Man - Today, we are gonna describe some of the biggest challenges that the average giant man faces when attempting to get bigger. - Let's do that. ( music playing ) Good Mythical Morning. - Mythical beasts, it's my birthday, it's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. - It's also my last birthday. - And I'm also currently in ST. - Thank you for being here, who is this G.M.? - I'm Jason Lee. - Yes, you heard of me. - And, I'm a huge fan of all things 1980's. - So I'm just a large guy with orange hair. It's time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality, Rhett and Link. - G-M. Hurry up, Jason. - Thank you. - I'm gonna do this for you so that I can continue to live my dream. - Hey, if you want to give a little props. Opening every day at the grocery store. I love to put the stocking down, and then I'm like, "Huh." ( laughter ) - Yeah, that's a lot of it though. - I'm gonna talk about this, though. Yeah, I'm gonna go through lots of stuff. And so I'm gonna make lists of these things. Stuff that I've gone through and tried. Stuff that I have failed and failed because I'm trying to get bigger. - So I'm going to give you some of these things. - Okay, first of all, you have the screwdrivers. Now, for, I mean, I've done other things, I've done something called the fall. - So this is just like a fall of a person. - Yeah. - So everybody's fall-ing. - Well here's the thing, I'm not falling, I'm just walking. - But you fall. And it's not just like a fall. - Yeah, it's like a fall of someone. - Yeah, I could have died, it's just a fall of my own nature. - No, you don't die, I'm just walking. - What I'm going to tell you is, especially the hardest part, I've accomplished a lot of stuff, I hope you can relate, but I know in some ways today it's going to be tough for me. I am going to tell you a story, and I'm going to tell you all the things that I've gone through to get stronger. - Yeah, I hope that you can relate. - I'm going to tell you the story of how I got into this thing. - Okay, so first of all, I'm very confused, because my dad's excited, he's talking about my future, - and my future. - So I'm a little confused. - Very confused, and I'm trying to figure out what's gonna be a future for me. - Well, I'm very confused. - Yeah. - I'm just going to give you a little bit of background. ( laughter ) - Okay. - First of all, you're going to have a good time, because this is a great Hope Runners character photo promo that I made online. That's how they do these things. - Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna show you that, - Uh-huh. - It's an interesting look at the future. - Okay, first of all, have you taken a course in Wrist Gymnastics? - If you haven't, I recommend you take the course, except for the court. Because you're gonna be there. When you get the chance to learn from a school, I mean, I think this is the only one for the class. - They're very curious, to the point where it gets you confused. - And you're gonna want to take it. Welcome to my gym. - Yeah, I love it. - So I just got to get the head under the collar, and then I've got to take a chance. - What if I'm going to have a chest workout, like, - That's what bodybuilders do? - Well, it's easy. - Um, I can figure that out, and then I'm going to teach you how to get your chest up to 28 inches, and I'm going to teach you how to do the five-minute push up. - And then you are going to teach yourself how to do the five-minute put up. And then you're going to teach yourself how to get your face to 79 inches. - I'll tell you later. - Okay. - And I'm also going to teach you how to earn your dream job, unlike like, a lame office job like that kid that you're seeing so - I'm gonna tell you. - So I'm gonna be applying for a job, which is usually, - Hey, ====================

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cw: urine. this thing LOVES to talk about urine. i did not even mention urine. i blame the source material

- Today we fart 7 19 598 Flip Flop Simulator - In search of our flip best. - Let's talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning. Many of you have requested one of us to make a random game about flip flop. And it's time for - The Flip Flop Simulator. You're gonna need some tools. Stack Modellers. There are a few pretty simple tools that we've got. We've brought in a real hi-fi, some RC cars, and some wood. We've also got bamboo. - It's bamboo. - Mhmm. And some hamster balls. - Tons of hamster balls. (laughing) And orange juice. - And I got a bale of hay. - So there's a lot of wood in that thing, right? - Yeah, I've got a bunch of blocks, a pile of hay, and I've got a bunch of flimsy wood in the back. I hope that you're eating this thing up. - It's fake wood. Just fake wood. And I highly recommend you avoid the hamster ball. It's just fake wood, i a perfect replica. - It's fake wood. - It's fake wood. - Is it real wood? - It's fake. You can't compete without hamster balls. So we are going to design a game so that it can be played and as a result, we're going to get several people to do the same. - So I've been thinking a little bit. It's like... - I've been thinking it. - Do you know what I'm thinking? - Oh, gosh. - Well, I've been thinking it for a little bit. Oh, wow. Yeah. I'm thinking it's real wood that's been exposed to the air. Look at that. - I don't know. - Yeah. - I'm thinking it's real wood. - I just think it's real wood, man. - It's fake wood. - It's fake wood? - [Link] It's fake wood. - I've been thinking it for a second. - Sure, it made my teeth hurt. - I didn't mean to do that. - You're not gonna need that. - [Link] And it is a little bit big, man. This is like the pumpkin that was put on the Thanksgiving table? - That's what it is, right? - [Rhett] Trick-or-treating, I guess. - As a matter of fact, I actually went to the pumpkin patch yesterday. - How did you go to the pumpkin patch? - [Rhett] I went there and ate some pumpkin. - It's pumpkin, it's pumpkin. - Okay. - Now, I love to use the word pumpkin. - Shh. Use it. - But I eat it. I mean, I'm not gonna put that in this game. - [Rhett and Link] Hahaha! - You're going to get some hamsters. They're jealous, right? Mine was the rarest hamster on the planet. - That's right. Now, they say they have the hardest working hamsters. And that's true. But I mean, I know it's not true. And the best way to start to figure out the hamster's work ethic is to play a game about hamster balls. You know what, I've never been to the pumpkin patch. It's just around the corner. (laughing) And this is where I leave my home hamster balls. You know what I'm saying? - I live near it, man. - Just smack their heads in. - I don't wanna do that. - They gotta get the hamsters to bounce. I'm just gonna give you a perfect view of my hamster ball busting. It's just like this. - Is it real hamster ball? - No, it's fake hamster ball. - [Rhett] Okay. - [Link] It's fake hamster ball. I gotta tell you this. - It's fake hamster ball. - It's fake hamster ball. - It's fake hamster ball. - It's fake hamster ball. - It's fake hamster ball. - [Link] That's a dummy, I say that. - It's fake hamster ball. - People can be fooled. It's fake hamster ball, man. It's fake hamster ball. - You want an example. - What do they call it, "what do I call this thing?" - That's the other really weird part. - Okay. I think this is just dummy hamster ball because there's no solidy. - [Rhett and Link] This is dummy hamster ball. Like I'm just not proud of dipping my hamster balls. It's a hamster ball game, dummy hamster ball. And I mean ==================== - Today we fart __________ at work. - (laughs) Farting Pizza. - (farts into his PJ) Oh, ooh. (laughing) - (farts) And farting Pizza. - (laughing) They're the snobbiest slice pizza in America. And they just farts out of their hands. Just like they fart in public. Guys that I know. That's what people farting pizza in public are like. (farts loudly) This is like a hippie party. You know, there's a lot of people farting while they're farting pizza joints. And it's a cultural thing. It's a thing. One of the more common things to do with farting Pizza members is, "Hey guys, I'm Ralph." (alarm rings) Uh, that's Rhett. - (chuckles) Oh, he's going out. Uh, I'm Ralph. And I'm uh, this is Rhett. Just like I farting pizza. - Uhh. - (always farting) (laughing) - (laughs) - Ah, yes. - (laughing) - (farts loudly) That's right, Link, I'm an airhead and it's YOUR fault for farting while you're farting pizza. All right. Here is my cue. (Rhett) So if I seem unable to come up with a name for farting pizza, hold up my hand. And then I will now call it farting pizza. (everyone in unison laughs) It's really fun. (farts loudly) Yeah. Lick it. (farts loudly) Yeah. (farts loudly) Yes. (farts loudly) Oh, yep. (laughing) (Alarm rings) (Stevie) Okay, Link, the pizzaperson is farting pizza. (laughing) - Yeah. - (farts) Farts all right. (Stevie) You ready to fart? *Rhett & Link fly up with farting pizzas* - Huh? Link, what did you fart pizza in front of me? (laughing) (sniffing) (laughing) Yeah, I fart. Oh I'm very thirsty. (laughing) (sniffing) Yeah. Please. Okay, I'm gonna fart. (laughing) Alright, Link, I'm done. - (laughing) - (stuttering) Oh, I'm gonna fart. - (laughing) Oh, I fart. - (laughing) (sniffing) (Sniffing) (laughing) Oh, man. That was so great, man. I love pizza. It's absolutely amazing. - (laughing) - And you know, it's worth it to fart pizza. - Yeah. - ♪ (theme music) � ♪ ♪ (farting pizza) ♪ - ♪ This is a bold move♪ - But I don't think I ever fart. - I'm sorry. - (laughing) - Okay, here's the thing. - I fart pizza pizza. - Yeah, I fart pizza. - Well, I fart it around a lot. I fart a lot. - Yeah, I fart pizza. - We fart pizza, man. And after I fart pizza, I fart pizza. I fart pizza. - So you fart pizza, and then you fart pizza. - Yeah, yeah. - And you fart pizza pizza, which - Yeah, yeah. - Well, you fart pizza. - So we fart pizza pizza together. - At least I do. That's why I fart pizza. That's gonna make a nice film. Yeah, you're right. I fart pizza pizza. - I fart pizza, yeah. - Okay. Now, Link, you fart a lot. I fart pizza. - (laughing) - (farts loudly) Like farting pizza. And you fart pizza, too, right? - (laughing) Yeah, like farting pizza. So I fart pizza. - Yeah. - And I fart pizza, because my pizza actually farts a lot. So I fart pizza. I fart pizza. And I fart Fart Pizza. - (laughing) - I fart Fart Pizza. You fart Fart Pizza. You fart Fart Pizza. And you farties pizza. So I fart pizza, because I fart Fart Pizza. - Okay. - (laughing) You fart Papa Fart. He fart pizza. (laughing) So I fart Papa Fart. - (laughing) You fart Papa Fart. We fart Papa Fart. Papa Fart fart pizza. That's Papa Fart fart pizza. - (laughing) - You fart Papa Fart. - (laughing) We fart Papa Fart. Papa Fart fart pizza. You fart Papa Fart fart Pizza. - (laughing) You fart Papa F ==================== - Today we fart 1 4 39 How To Get A Pig To Like You - Want a pig to like you? Let's talk about that! ♪ (theme music) ♪ - Good Mythical Morning! - Mythical Beasts, we are doing a series of important lies in order to convince the public that we are on a farting road to getting a pig to like you, and we are doing it by lying about it. So today we are once again starting to move forward with this very important task. - We were already here. Okay, we've got a moral obligation to accomplish our mission. - Yep we do, it's time to start being honest. We'll start a series of important truths. I mean, I think what we're doing is important. We're doing an important task. We've got to train pigs to love us. So we're just gonna lie... - So you're going to lie? - No, I'm just going to lie about that. - Let's do this. ♪ (rock music) ♪ Let's do this. - Yes, together we will start truth. We're on the job. At this point we're not going to be enemies anymore. Since we're bot learning how to love each other, we're going to be friends with each other, and maybe a little bit more. - And then those legs won't be able to thank- You guys are going to start playing the game. - I'm just giving you the general rules and then I'm going to begin to fill in certain details on this person. Nothing has to be exactly the same. - Yeah, I'm gonna start with their name, their breed. I'm going to start texting them about their breed. - Yeah, we've got to get as close to the truth as possible. We're talking about everything between them. - They won't like us, they won't be able to hug us. They won't be able to put their feet up to the window like we are. - What? - This is like the game of chicken. I don't know why I'm doing this. - But you know, I went into business for real on this one. - I'm not a little game, I'm a bigger game. - Okay, I'll see you next time. ♪ (rock music) ♪ ♪ (Link & Various Instrumentals) ♪ That's that's all ♪ ♪ (reflection) ♪ ♪ The Bleak Creek Tollers ♪ ♪ (crowd cheering) ♪ It's real ♪ ♪ Settlers of Cat's Backbone ♪ ♪ (singing sad music) ♪ ♪ It's No-Through-The-Set ♪ ♪ So, now that we've made our choice to get a pig to like us, let's take a moment to get the rest of our dog food and thank- you for being with us today, breaking the news to us. (gruffly) ♪ (Chapman) ♪ Happy Valentine's Day! ♪ Thank you Disney for wiring us a $300 gift card. (singing sad music) ♪ (chic chime) ♪ (audience claps) ♪ ♪ For the Do-Dogs (singing sad music) ♪ ♪ (chic chime) ♪ ♪ And, Disney Vacation! (singing sad music) ♪ (chic chime) ♪ That's the Disneyland theme song! ♪ ♪ (chic chime) ♪ ♪ ♪ Disney's Believe It or Not ♪ (chic chime) ♪ (chic chime) ♪ Click the top link to watch us put our animal-shaped toys to the test in Good Mythical More. - And to find out where the needle is going to land. - What's another Disney theme song? - Where's the needle? We're gonna find out. - [Joe] But first we're going to turn a Disney person on their ear. - Want to be a Disney Santa? - That's the question. - What do you wanna be a Disney Santa? - I'm saying Santa. - You want to be a Disney Santa? - Yeah. - Yes, I'm. You want to be a Disney Santa? - Yes. - I've seen Santa. - Yes. In my house. - Okay. Okay, and now. - And then let's do this. - Okay, that's enough horse shoe. - [Joe] With that, we're gonna go to the people who are going to be wearing this pin. What's your wish list? - It's gonna be a lot of items to make up. - [Joe] And it's gonna be just us, the members of the Pinocchio family. - Well are you going to be wearing this shirt? - Yes. - Oh. ==================== - Today we fart ives kind of farting kind of farting ive. - Well we're gonna fart. - That's coming in just like this. - I'm great at this. (crew laughs) - As I'm farting like farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting farting (chalk music) ♪ ♪♪ - ♪ Deep, Baby ♪ (inhale Listen) ♪ His screams still echo through my head ♪ (gasps) ♪ I'm falling apart! - I'm getting myself laid! - My body's on fire! I'm bad! - So bad! And it's not too late, just say it, it'll make it better! ♪ I'm gonna live ♪ "The voice in the night" ♪ (laughing) ♪ That's your voice in the night ♪ (inhales Listen) ♪ Enjoy the thing that I farted ♪ (laughs) - He's popping his bubble. - How does that help? - Yeah, I can't see any of it. - If you're grossed out and you want to see a little bit of that, just go to the John Wayne Signature Farting Museum. They have the museum, it's in the basement, it's right on the corner of 39th and Chapeau. This is not where he was born, that's far away. - Right on the corner of 39th and Chapeau. But it's in the basement, so just go there and see it. ♪ Feel it ♪ (everyone laughs) ♪ (laughing) ♪ Make it so amazing ♪ (laughing) ♪ (with music) ♪ ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ Down ♪ Up I'm farting ♪ Up I'm farting ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ Down down down down ↓ - Up I'm farting ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ Up I'm farting - (both farting under a blanket) - (laughing) - What is it, it's tiny? - That's what I was thinking. - (laughing) - (harp-like growls) "Down I'm farting -- ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ (both farting) Oh, it was bigger than I thought. ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ (both farting) ♪ Up I'm farting ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ Up I'm farting - ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ (both farting) ♪ Up I'm farting - (laughing) - (both farting) ♪ Farting on Facebook ♪ (laughing) ♪ (harp-like growls) ♪ ♪ Farting on Facebook ♪ ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-like growls) ♪ Down I'm farting ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) (laughing) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) (laughing) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) - (laughing) - (laughing) - ♪ Down I'm farting - ♪ Down ♪ (harp-harp) - (laughing) - (laughing) - (drum roll) ♪ (all shout) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) ♪ (harp-harp) - (laughing) - (laughing) - (laughing) ♪ Farting on Facebook ♪ (laughing) ♪ (I'm moving) ♪ (harp-h ==================== - Today we fart - Here we also fart in our underwear. - It's kinda funny. - So, we were gonna fart. We thought it was funny, but we realized it was not fun. - We farted. - It took a lot of, yeah, and we vetted it. It didn't actually, it took a lot of convincing. - So we appreciate your, good work. It's a good job. - Thank you for liking, commenting, and subscribing. You know what time it is. I'm Steph and I'm Vicki from Port Orleans, Louisiana and it's time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality. - They're through at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. - Click the top link to watch us chase Guinness World Records on Good Mythical More. - And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality's gonna land. - [Rhett] Mythical.com. - [Link] Where is the Mythical.com? We wanna share it with our Mythical crew. - [Rhett] At Mythical.com. Mythical.com. - It's a great way to get a blog post or a video. - At Mythical.com. We know where that is. Now click through to see where we fart on the Mythical TV show, Mythical. - [Rhett And Link] Behind the Mythicality. - [Rhett And Link] And then find out why we're farting LOL. - ♪ (theme music) ♪ - ♪ (encore music) ♪ - Okay, so mythical.com is owned by the Mythical Society and is the largest member site with over 300 members and over 1 million videos, articles, and videos of our videos, articles, and videos is still up at Mythical.com. So I am trying to make it interesting, but not boring to the uninitiated. This is a slushie, and we're gonna be pushing that in the right direction. - We did it. - Don't worry, you're not dying. - Oh, gosh. Okay, let's go. - These are my pee pee and urine. - OK. - Scute. - Pee and urine. - Well, pee and pee, - You're peeing. - So pee and urine. - So it's pee and pee. - Because we are peeing. - Well, pee and urine, I mean pee and urine, - One-two. - But pee and pee. - So pee and urine. We need to pee and pee. Let's do it. Where's it pee and urine? - [Rhett] It's pee and urine, and pee and urine. - It's pee and urine. - The pee and urine. - When do we pee and pee? - [Rhett and Link] At Mythical.com. - It's pee and urine. - [She] It's pee and urine. - [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. - (chuckles) - I don't think it's pee and urine. It's pee and urine. - It's pee and pee. - So it's pee and urine. Pee and urine, pee and urine. - Pee and urine. (laughing) - So pee and urine. - You study this stuff? Absolutely. Yep, definitely not pee and urine. - Yeah, I take a lot of pee and urine in my classes. It's like a house diet. A lot of pee and urine. In school. Good Mythical Morning. - Yeah. - "Come on, boys." - Hey, hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey. - Hey. - Hey. - Hey, hey. - Hey. Hey. - Hey. Hey. - Hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey. Hey, hey. - Hey, hey, hey. - Hey. - Hey. Hey, hey. - Hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey. Hey, hey. Boy, you're gonna pee. - (chuckles) (laughing) - Guys, and pee and pee. Like pee and urine. - Yeah, piss. - Oh, it's pee and pee. - We've never pee and urine together. - So, we got to pee together. - Yeah, let's pee and pee together. - Yeah, we do that. - So we're gonna pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee. We're gonna pee and pee. Oh, it's pee and urine, our pee and urine. Pee and pee, pee and urine, pee and pee and pee and pee, pee and pee and pee and pee. - Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. - You pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and pee and ====================

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It’s been a while since I’ve used tumblr, and thus I’m not up to date on either tag etiquette OR the interface of the current website. I am making the editorial decision to no longer post these as chats, since they can get Long and you can’t hide a chat under a page break for some stupid reason. From now on, all posts will be made as general text and hidden under a page break. Sorry about spamming your feeds.

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Prompt: "- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked. - Let's talk about that."

- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (pause) ♪ (theme music) ♪

- Alright, so, we're gonna have to make our own masks.

- (giggles)

- Okay, I'll put the red one up right here, and then I'll put the blue one up on the right side. And then, I'm gonna take the mask off. And then I'm gonna start walking forward.

- (giggles)

- It's like walking, like walking with a dog.

- (crew offscreen laughing)

- If we get through this without any pranks, then I'll take this off. It's your mask.

- You put it on nice and tight.

- (laughs) I feel like I need a dummy. But, I know that I need my mask, because I have to be completely naked.

- (laughing) Yeah, I'm a manual...

- ...lidded. I was actually like, "Do you like red or blue?" Okay, so you're going to introduce yourself to people.

- (crew offscreen laughing)

- I'm going to be myself.

- Okay.

- I'm ready.

- You're not gonna be a big deal.

- How are you?

- So, you may be a man of many talents, but I am a man of one talent.

- You have a talent for being naked.

- I did.

- You're a man of talent. You're like a fashion model.

- I'm a professional model.

- Okay, so, I feel like I need my mask.

- Well, I'll be the first to say, I don't have a mask. I don't feel like I need a mask. I feel like this is just, uh...

- "You're a man of many talents."

- Oh.

- (laughing) Okay, well, this is how it works... ♪ (theme music) ♪ I'm gonna take off my mask and walk around naked

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- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning!

- Thanks for making us a part of your daily routine and making us a part of our daily routine. It's become a part of each others' lives. We're gonna get naked, we're gonna skateboard naked like you- well, that's on Instagram, but that also happened. Haha, check it out. Please take a look.

- Be a part of it.

- Walk naked (laughs). We've imagined it, and we've made it happen.

- So, without further ado, let's get naked.

- Okay.

- And I think it's interesting because it's hot. It's hot. Let's roll it.

- One up.

- Now before you do that, we want you to know that we are not only here to tell you all about this, but we are also here to help you figure out you're naked, and we're here to help you sort of define the boundaries. So feel free to start the conversation.

- Okay, let's, you're gonna want you and the crew to be naked, right, don't worry.

- But we're here to help you figure it out. And we're going to tell you the story of what happened over there, so...

- Oh, you wanna bring the crew out?

- Really?

- Yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

- Yeah, basically, It's just a small group of people who like to make a living making videos, and we just said, "Hey, why don't we do this?" And the first thing they do is they're naked.

- Yeah, that's called an "Attractionist."

- Yep, well, then they start making videos.

- Right, and we wanna help them out with their own art. So first, here's the story.

- We commissioned a local artist to create an art piece for

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- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (makes noise) ♪ (theme music) ♪

- Good Mythical Morning.

- Happy Mythical Summer!

- Thanks to everyone who's already been there.

- That's some guys

- You made it a special day.

- Hey, let's get real here. We're not gonna be squeaky clean, man.

- The Amazon rainforest.

- We've been working really hard lately.

- (laughing) That's right

- But there's one king of the jungle, M. Moleskines.

- (laughing) With one million friends on Facebook,

- he's the king of the jungle, and we're gonna celebrate his birthday today with an update video. Maybe we should just watch the video.

- I think maybe we should.

- Okay, on the first day that we were doing this, I noticed that there are some very cool people.

- Yes, people are pushing their bodies to the limits.

- Yeah, I'm not trying to put on these clothes. I'm trying to get myself to the moon.

- That's cool.

- And while you're there. I'm going to get myself to the great, never-before-seen Amazon rainforest. This is how we do it here in our kitchen. You guys have been leading the way for us so far, and we're glad that you jumped in with us.

- Yes, that's great.

- So for the first time in a while, we're gonna be talking about how to get most out of the day just by being naked. What's the most fun part of being naked? (laughing) The most fun part of being naked is making yourself feel sexy and cuddly.

- I'm not talking about the costliest part--

- I'm talking about the most fun part of being naked.

- (laughing)

- That's right. It's time to throw ourselves a curve ball. This is a brand new game that we're lov

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- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (laughs)

- (laughs)

- Come on baby.

- (laughs)

- You know what, if I'm right, you're wrong.

- (laughs) Yeah, I'm right. I really am. (laughs) (crew laughs) (Rhett laughs) I really don't even want to do this.

- (laughs)

- You want me to do this?

- Oh, it's not gonna work.

- You want me to do this?

- (Rhett laughs) Is it gonna work?

- (laughs)

- I can't even say again.

- I are not.

- Yeah, you're very close. (Rhett laughs)

- You're right.

- Mm, so what is this, something about this thing?

- Well, let's keep it to ourselves.

- I am going to put my head in the oven. (Rhett laughs)

- Well, can't wait to see. Oh, this is a rock.

- Oh, it's really hard.

- It's really hard, it's really hard.

- It's really hard. Well, a little stone.

- It's hard.

- It's got a stone on it. It's soft, like a rock.

- A little rock. Okay. You're gonna want to have a towel handy.

- Okay.

- If you're gonna eat something, stick around.

- Yeah, I would like to cook some food while I'm here.

- You gotta tell me.

- I love hot dogs. I would like to do a cooking show.

- You know, I would love to do a cooking show, that's a thing, no pun intended but, I should be alone. The power goes to you.

- I'm gonna be alone. I've already been so settled in here. (Rhett laughs)

- I've been here too long.

- (both laugh)

- (crew laughs) You know what, if we were to tie

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- Today we spend 24 hours completely naked.

- Let's talk about that. (bell dings) (chuckles) ♪ (theme music) ♪

- Good Mythical Morning.

- Thank you for making yourselves heard.

- We are in the beginning stages of our show, "Mythical Society."

- That's right. And it's only right here on the set. Huge space here, huh?

- Yeah, it feels like I've left the house in the past month.

- Okay, today we're going to take the naivest way out of what we're doing and we're gonna be completely naked. It's time for "The Mythical Experiment."

- We aren't gonna do anything. (bell dings) (chuckles)

- Okay, since we're not gonna be doing anything, we have to completely lose ourselves and all of our clothing to make it a little Challenge. It's time for--

- Really?

- I want to get naked.

- It's up to you. You know what? You're gonna have to strap yourself in. This isn't, our clothes aren't on, just a call off.

- I do, I will take this off. Do not hustle. You know what?

- No.

- Do not, I'm sticking my head in the fire, just like this.

- It's gonna be good, man. No, it's not, okay. I'm not gonna be a hero, this is just it. (chuckles)

- No, no.

- Really? You don't have to respond to anyone's request.

- No, I'm not gonna be a hero. Okay, if you have a question about the challenges for tonight, we want to hear it. You know what? I'm so far away. You want me to go first?

- Well, if you want us to go first, this is the way we're gonna do it. We're going to do this right here.

- All right, you ready?

- Okay, let's go

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Prompt: “Today we “

cw: urine. MAN this thing loves to talk about urine

- Today we ice my hair. (upbeat music)

- This is a female panda. So if you're like, "Oh, a female panda?" - Do you know panda Bear, if that's what you're asking? - No, I don't. - You do know Bear? You know Bear. - He's real. - Wow. Very realistic. And he's very strong with his hump. He's a huge animal. - Perhaps. "He's so strong with his hump." - Yes, I know. - "He's so strong with his hump." - "He's so strong with his hump." - "He's so strong with his hump." - "He's so strong with his hump." - Wow. Sometimes this will just be their daughter, with a little goatee. But we've got to make a decision. I don't feel comfortable. I'm feeling uncomfortable. We gotta decide if we need to just drink a little water from the bottle, or take a shower. Okay, here we go. Hey, buddy. A bit of water, here we go. (chuckles) Sometimes people don't like the panda bear, but I think it's just because they're a panda. I mean, it bears a resemblance to a panda, but it's not a panda. So it's not a panda bear. It's going, "I get to pee." - "I just pee soap." Okay, I'm gonna do a little water. (laughing) - You know what? - Yeah, I feel like I should just pee. - Just pee soap. It's not urine. It's urine of an animal. And I don't expect the panda to pee soap. It's urine of a panda. - But I'm trying to turn on a little light. - That's all me. - Okay, I feel like I need to pee. - I feel like I'm gonna vomit. (laughing) I feel like I'm gonna pee soap or soap. They got a hint that's kind of coming. And I'm peeing so much that I feel like I'm peeing too hard. - If that's true, I feel like I'm peeing too hard. - Ugh. - "Don't pee soap." - "Don't pee soap." - "Don't pee soap." - "Don't pee soap." - "Don't pee soap." I feel like I'm peeing soap. So, dad, you know, maybe pee soap. It could be urine of a panda. Maybe pee soap. It will be pee soap. I piss of soap. It is soap. - It sucks. (laughing) You know, peeing so hard. - I'm peeing soap. - "Don't pee soap." - "Don't pee soap." "Don't pee soap." - I feel like I'm peeing soap. - I feel like I'm peeing soap. - Hey hi, buddy. (laughing) I feel like I'm peeing soap. - I feel like I'm peeing soap. (laughing) (chuckles) Well, let's make a break for the bathroom. - Okay, if we don't pee, we have to pee. - I can't pee. (indistinct) Oh, it's, it's dry. - Meet the real panda Bear. That's not gonna work. - I'm peeing soap. - I feel like it's my pee. It's my pee of soap, - I'm peeing soap. - It's soap the panda. - Let me pee soap. - (laughing) - You pee soap. - Really, man. Like towels. I feel like I'm peeing soap, I feel like I'm peeing soap. I feel like I'm peeing soap. - Yeah, yeah. - ("Matcha piss". - It's pee soap. "Matcha piss." - "Matcha piss." - Gaaah! - (laughing) - (laughing) - They pee soap? - Ahhh. - "Just pee soap." I feel like peeing soap. - (laughing) - "Oh, crap." - "Don't pee soap." - (laughing) "Don't pee soap." - I feel like peeing soap. - "Don't pee soap." - "Don't pee soap." - "Don't pee soap." - "Don't pee soap." - I feel like peeing soap. And I feel like peeing soap. - (laughing) - (chuckles) I feel like peeing soap. It's soap the panda. "Matcha piss." - Sorry. - "Matcha piss." - (chuckling) - "Matcha piss." (laughing) - Yeah, I feel like you peeing soap. It's pee soap. - It sneeze

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Prompt: "Unisong about "

- Unisong about iz upz on a blok. (laughing)

- Ohh.

- So what this is? It's an omelette. It's a bowl.

- Oup.

- Okay.

- I don't know if you're comprehending this, but if this bowl is for dinner, I'm drinking it. How do you know that you're only eating one thing at a time (laughing)

- I got a feeling I'm getting some sort of Kool-Aid,

- which I'm gonna call Unisong.

- Oh, my gosh, so loud.

- You can't--

- I think it's my voice.

- It's really calming.

- This is research.

- This is research. (laughing)

- Look at how it's actually cooking. It's so loud, it makes me think you're farting. (laughing) (Rhett laughing)

- Oh, gosh, oh, gosh, oh! (laughing)

- Oh!

- Your whole body, it's pulling me in.

- Oh, my gosh, oh, it's so loud.

- You gotta catch your breath.

- Is it burning your mouth off because there's so many things in there?

- Mm. I think both of us are in the process of just having to keep thinking about it.

- Is it cooking your mouth off? (laughing) That's not right, Rhett. I just, I'm trying to-- I don't-- (laughing) Look at that.

- I think it's burning your mouth.

- Like you've got your mouth burned all over with hairs.

- It's still cooking it off. It's still cooking it off.

- Yeah, I just thought I was--

- Yeah, it does that. (laughing) I think it's inside your mouth. It's still cooking.

- No, it's not.

- It's in your mouth. It's in your mouth. (laughing) It's making me feel like I'm farting. I mean, it's like throwing a darts at a horseshoe.

- Yup.

- Agh! (laughing) Oh, oh, I got a bad venereal disease. Oh, my goodness, it's already replacing the blood. It's poisoning. (laughing)

- What are you doing?

- What is it for?

- Don't you feel like your mouth is going to explode and, oh, gosh, oh, it's spreading. (laughing) It's making me feel like you can breathe.

- You're farting.

- (laughing)

- It's catching me off guard, man.

- It's making me feel like I'm farting. (laughing) (Rhett moaning)

- Whoa, oh!

- Right, yeah, what are you?

- Oh, my gosh.

- You gotta stop thinking

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Prompt: “Today, we will once again be doing something with urine.”

cw: urine

Today, we will once again be doing something with urine. Today, we will be capturing a glimpse of us peeing in the mirror and posting it to Facebook. Since this is a romantic one-- since we're making it together and we didn't have to, and we're not calling for any help with this, we have provided the Path to Purity. One of the things you see when you pee is urine. It's a big, white and red thing. It's hard to see in your pants. To really pee, you need to get it all the way down to your balls. That's crucial. But how do you know you're actually peeing? Well, you're gonna give a little video in your bathroom about this.

- Ohh.

- And then it'll be captured by the bathroom mirror. Now, as we've already shown you, you'll notice that there are a bunch of previous videos we've even made with the mirror.

- Oh.

- And you'll notice that there are some lines in there!

- Yeah, there are.

- Exactly.

- And that's what we're gonna do here, is we're gonna be squirting some pee into a small bag of clear urine. And then we're gonna post that video in the comments section. And

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Today, we will once again be doing something with urine.

- ( gasps )

- Yes, we have done it.

- ( both laugh )

- Oh, no, no, no, no, not that.

- Actually, we started doing the two things over at the beginning of the show.

- Do we have any other things that we're gonna be peeing on?

- [Link] Oh gosh.

- And you got a mirror.

- Oh, you got a mirror? I don't know if that was a trick, I think in fact that was a mirror. It was the mirror.

- You got a mirror, but you are peeing on the mirror.

- You didn't really put your pants on in the German Showcase, did you?

- I just-- I'm sorry. I'm sorry I didn't mention this, but right when we started doing the German Showcase, you said it was from Germany, right? And it was from Germany, and now it's called Germany, and this is something that I just did back when I was a kid, and now I do it literally because I love the German language.

- There's a good joke about German Language.

- I'm really in the German department right now.

- [Link] Yeah?

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Today, we will once again be doing something with urine. And it is a dance.

- Yeah it is.

- It is a dance. Keeps evolving around the human body. It is not that action. It is that food.

- Like a feast.

- But you don't have to dance to get it, you just have to look at it. Cause there's a lot of those. It's not all about dancing, just look at this.

- [Link] What? Look at that.

- Come on, let's drink. (Rhett laughs)

- Okay, it's like--

- I can see yourself starting to feel like you're not ready. Now don't hold your breath, but wait for the curtain to remove, because I'm gonna put this right here. - Alright, let's drink, okay?

- [Link] Now watch, let's eat. (Rhett laughs) Oh, goodness.

- Oh, that's a lot of fun.

- Yep, I like all this good. It's like finding a new world.

- Oh, it's like finding a new world. Okay, so what's this?

- I'm watching you.

- I'm watchin', I'll tell you what's happening. (Link and crew laugh)

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Today, we will once again be doing something with urine. And we are going to be doing it in a few different ways. And there are a few different approaches that we are going to be taking. But if you like the way the urine smells, then you'll like the way this is going to make you smell like urine, right?

- Yeah.

- So I'm going to bookmark this training video and then I'm going to come in.

- Can I give you a dirty look?

- [Link] I just looking at you.

- [Rhett] Oh yeah, you got a big orangey stain there, what?

- [Link] I was just, was that my second pee?

- [Rhett] Haha, you got a lot of players, Rhett.

- That was crazy.

- That could have been the first.

- I sprayed you, man, I hope it was.

- You're really making a mess.

- It's a dirty look.

- Oh, man, I was right here, like you left a behind the net.

- I'm gonna leave a behind the net.

- So I'm gonna leave a behind the net.

- I think it's gonna be a urine stain.

- Is that, is that a dirty or is that

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Today, we will once again be doing something with urine.

- Well, do it in your mouth.

- And then we will be adding a little bit of some other stuff. This time we have got some blood liver, and this is called spleen fluid, and then we have got something called duodenal fluid.

- In the duodenum, duodenal fluid.

- And then we have got some blood plasma, which is part of the bloodstream.

- And then we have got kidney fluid.

- A lot of blood.

- And then there's red blood cells.

- And then we have blood platelets.

- And if you want a little bit of blood, you put some urine directly down. - Okay, that's why the kidneys are said to be like brick ovens, and the kidneys are like a giant bladder, but the bladder itself is just a fluid. - The bladder, with fluid.

- And the bladder itself is fluid. No. it's a fluid.

- It's a fluid.

- And we have bladder fluid, which is a liquid.

- And then bladder fluid, and then him, he's gonna have a spleen fluid, and then he's gonna have a duodenal fluid, and then a duodenal

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Prompt: "Today we answer the age-old question:"

Today we answer the age-old question:

What's in My Lips?

Hey, I'm Jackie.

- Look at you.

- And I'm Tom.

- We're from North Carolina, and it's time to play,

- "What's in My Lips?"

- Wushu!

- is about to be unleashed in Los Angeles, California this summer.

- Will it chicken nuggets?

- Kinda.

- More then anything, it's the same chicken nugget flavor, I don't know-- - It's probably chicken nuggets.

- Shout out to the chicken nugget.

- Chicken nugget flavor.

- And chicken nugget of chicken is in the sub.

- That's the chicken nugget of chicken.

- 'Cause I'm from North Carolina. I got chicken nuggets and I'm not gonna lie if that's true.

- Oh yeah, I got a nasty toothache.

- And we're gonna be spending the next four days in LA.

- You guys can take the sub plane and meet us. . .maybe water taxi?

- Do I know how to fly?

- Yes.

- Water taxi, you mean.

- I think we should bring a water taxi

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Today we answer the age-old question:

"Which of these would you rather have?"

- ( laughter )

- Let's find out.

- ( laughter )

- Uh huh. (Link) I'm gonna say-- --I'm gonna say, "I don't prefer the first one because I know I'll get one another day anyway." But before I do that, I want to clarify that I didn't say, "I don't prefer the first one because I'm allergic to the first one." That wasn't me either.

- ( laughter )

- I said, "I don't prefer the first one because I know I'll get one another day anyway." So that makes it one of the two, I'm just saying that, because when both of my kids were younger, I would have preferred the first one, but I-- I'm a parents.

- ( chuckles )

- I like the second one. Okay, okay. Uh, no, it's the water one.

- ( laughter )

- ( Link) I'll say--

- ( light laughter )

- (Link) Yeah.

- (Link) "I don't prefer the water one because I like the ice and--"

- ( laughter )

- "And the ice is in the middle."

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Today we answer the age-old question:

Can I have it? No.

- And no , as long as you aren't a child.

- Yes.

- I'll put it up.

- Let's find out.

- Yeah, that's the question.

- That's really very confusing.

- I don't know, okay, so I'm going with a baby, who is he?

- What?

- It could be a little baby, it could be a baby dummy or a baby zombie. Is that all you?

- Yeah there's a baby

- Does that mean I can have it too?

- I don't know if you were a child, you had a baby in the middle of your body.

- What?

- Is this a zombie baby?

- Yes.

- Is that baby a baby dummy?

- Yeah, that's pretty close. According to the CDC, babies born in poor health die very young, usually at just six weeks old.

- Wow, a baby zombie.

- Baby zombie, baby zombie. Okay, baby zombie.

- Baby zombie, baby zombie.

- Baby zombie.

- Baby zombie, baby zombie.

- Baby zombie, baby zombie, baby zombie. Baby zombie, baby zombie, baby zombie.

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Today we answer the age-old question:

37.2

13.4

Does the Button Man Kill-a-Lion Make Sense?

- Today, a brand new lightbulb is on the market.

- Let's talk about that. ( music playing ) This is a brand new lightbulb called the "solar-powered button" because they're on sale and they smoke, which is how you describe your coffee.

- Right.

- It looks like a button from the 1800s where they made a button lightbulb. What could he be? Has anyone seen that?

- Ah, but it might be a button lightbulber that's underneath.

- It's a button lightbulb that's light-shaped.

- And that's not the real thing. I don't think that's even the real thing. Well, actually, that is.

- I've seen everything.

- That's what it looks like.

- That's how it's designed.

- It looks like a button with a light on it.

- That's what it's called. It's a button lightbulb, but what it is is it. Links, you've always shown up now and then, sometimes on my phone, and then I'll

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Today we answer the age-old question:

I've got a joke for you.

Answer it, Rhett.

Rhett was right, Link.

You get to keep the new nail polish remover, unless you're a nail polish addict.

The new nail polish remover, is a more efficient-and-effective remover, and you'll love it.

All right, here it is. Well, you're correct, I think we're on the same page, and I think this is a good thing, so let's see how effective this is. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell.

- You know what time it is.

- I'm Keisha from Virginia. And I'm Joanna from North Carolina. And we're doing a theme song parody video for the Disney Channel's new series Kids Simply Go Where You Want Them To Be. And it's time to spin The Wheel of Mythicality.

- We have a tag team Rhett and Link on the official Instagram @RhettandLink and @Joanna_crew.

- And it's time to spin the wheel of mythicality!

- Join us in the comment section below, and click the "Like" button, so everyone can see what we've done to

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