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hi. fuck ice. here is how you can help families affected by unlawful deportation
edit: and FUCK LAPD. here is how you can help bail out protestors who are in the trenches, facing mass arrests and putting their bodies on the line.
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rb to tell prev they're being so brave right now and pat their head a little please
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Ive said this before but swear the biggest skill to learn as an adult is how to resist high-pressure sales tactics. You do NOT have to answer questions with anything other than "Sorry I'm not interested." No matter how nice they are or no matter how many follow up questions they ask or even how agitated they get when you stand your ground. Just keep saying I'm not interested. Don't answer their questions. Don't give them an opening to try to push back on your reasons. Be a fucking brick wall of I'm not interested.
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today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
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LILO AND STITCH (2002) Dir. Chris Sanders & Dean DeBlois
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how it feels to stop tossing and turning and get up to piss
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congrats on everything going on recently!!!! its so nice to hear good news fm ppl 🫶 i hope you and everyone will continue to be happy and healthy 🩷
Thank u so much!! My family and I are all well. We recently got our anatomy scan and my sweet boy is so big now and healthy.
Thank u again and hope you’re staying happy and healthy 🩵
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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid
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hello again :3 it’s been a little while since I’ve been here. A lot has happened and I’m here to provide an update
I am 19 weeks pregnant now as of tomorrow. It hasn’t been too bad at all honestly! The worst has definitely gone away and a lot sooner than I had anticipated. I am feel baby moving in me but no visible movement on the belly yet!
A and I officially got married 💍. We got married on April 20th. It was lovely and amazing and magical. It felt wonderful to know our baby was there celebrating with us too.
I visited my university of choice at an admitted students event. It was a lot of fun!! I really enjoyed it.
Anyway I’ll give more of an update again soon but I’m really happy with life right now.
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me: if only there was a fruit that looks like an apple but is actually a pear
the baffling papple:

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doesn’t everyone constantly feel like they’re acting. All the time
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