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this video really haunts me. the way it manages to match every lyric of the song while also being completely at odds with everything about nick carraway’s personality

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OK I'm in the pussy 👍. Now what

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sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode

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you want to go to japan for lameass anime nerd reasons. i want to go to japan so i can go to the countryside and look at those transmission lines running across the farm fields

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i do 5 minutes of work and then 20 minute scroll break like a reverse pomodoro method that makes all tasks longer

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tumblrs new policy allows porn but only if it's on your dashboard specifically while u are scrolling at a work meeting and ur boss is sitting behind u

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i have wig blindness. every time ppl are like “omg the wigs in this show are soooooooo bad” i almost never notice it. looks normal enough to me.

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Lets rise and grind today boys lets grt plugged tf in and get our money up lets stack it till we cant see get that money up ubtil the sky darkens we gonna grind it tf out today until our bones cant take it we grind until we are dust

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Having fun with The Sims 1

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this is one of the only reaction pictures that feels so incredibly visceral its so fucking good

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Any day now

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sorry every time I use a pressure cooker I spend half the time thinking about how if I could get the lid off I would blow a hole in the roof and be boiled alive in a steam explosion. like a 19th century train engineer or something

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the hours between 8-11pm should be reusable. optional mini time loop you can rewind and start over if you had more tasks to do or another book to read or the first three hours hanging out w your friend weren’t enough