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Dariax: Hey, hey, hey! The baby can hear you yelling and it's upsetting him!

Opal: Orym's not actually my baby, Dariax!

Dariax: I meant me! The baby's a cover!

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Detective Shapiro had to come from Chicago because any cop who actually comes from Hatchetfield would have believed Grace literally instantly when she tried to frame the entire city of Clivesdale for her murders.

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I watched "blue eyed samurai" in two days in one breath....

My Instagram.

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this website’s easy watch. *dangles a bunch of greek gods like keys*

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The beloved and sassy Tabby and Carlos Luna.

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Also, to that point, specific branches of Christianity, mainly the Catholic and Orthodox churches (which are the two that receive the most hate for supposed misogyny) explicitly and openly celebrate women who choose to not get married. Nuns have been a vital part of the Church since the very beginning, and the choice to remain unmarried had pretty much always been recognized as a viable option for women. Don’t let idiot football players or trad wives convince you otherwise.

religion to women: you need to be servants >:(

religion to m*n: you deserve servants :D

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Wait. How good at art?

Better than me.

So not that good

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I love you dearly

I need someone who is good at art to draw Athena and Poseidon in the Olympus Infirmary just glaring at each other from across the room

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I need someone who is good at art to draw Athena and Poseidon in the Olympus Infirmary just glaring at each other from across the room

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the most devastating thing about the rhetoric a lot of gentiles use saying israeli jews “have no culture” or are “stealing” culture/music/food/etc from the surrounding countries is that for a lot of these jews that is their last connection to the places they lived for thousands of years. these jews didn’t “steal” anything, they were eating hummus and using the maqam system and speaking arabic alongside their arab neighbors for millennia and simply took it with them when those neighbors violently expelled them. like what did you expect them to do?

because i think the answer is that you believe jews never truly had a claim to any of that. you think we are (at best) guests (and at worst leeches) wherever we go. perpetual strangers who come from nowhere and belong nowhere. perhaps you’ll be gracious enough to let us live in your guest room for a while, maybe even a few generations, cook us food, sing music with us, (maybe it’s by choice, a cultural exchange, but maybe it’s that you won’t let us cook our own food or sing our melodies) but if one of us in a completely different house does something you don’t like, you drag us out the front door by the hair, keep all our stuff, and ban us from your house. we move onto the next house. now the recipes our kids know are the ones we made with you, the melodies we know are ones we sang with you, and maybe the next house who lets us stay there allows us to make that food and sing those melodies. and maybe there are other people there who know variations of those recipes and melodies. what right do you have to barge into our new house and tell us to stop singing and making food?

we are from everywhere and nowhere. we are supposed to be everywhere but where we are, doing and eating and singing everything but what we are. your holy books (that you got from us) teach you to love the stranger. but we are not strangers to you. we are you. we are a reflection of you, of everything you don’t like about you, and that’s why we don’t belong anywhere. that’s why we can’t have what you think is rightfully yours, because if we don’t have it anymore then maybe we won’t look so much like you and it’ll be easier the next time you have to drag us out by the hair.

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imagine the bad kids meeting the magical misfits.

Like Evan getting therapy from Jawbone and getting to actually talk to an adult who would understand things like fighting people in gas station parking lots

And Jammer and Fabian immediately becoming besties and Riz and Evan being kinda jealous but out of earshot they're just talking about their little weirdos they care so much about

They would be so impressed by Adaine's physical abilities like she punched her father to death in one hit, this aint some weak ass Gowpenny wizard, she can hit

Also she has an amazing familiar, Boggy and T2 would get along so well

I love to imagine them going into spyre assuming it's going to be like gowpenny then Riz just pulls out a gun and they're like WHAT THE FUCK. He assumes they don't have guns in their world and starts explaining it to them and they're like 'no we know how that works (and put that shit away) we just don't know how you're allowed to have that at school'

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It is actually so funny that Billy “I know an egregious amount about you” Maximoff/Kaplan heard Agatha’s name one time, had a single all-nighter to google her, and then lied to her face about being a huge fan for 5 whole episodes

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WAIT. Wait wait wait.

So Bells Hells just met the Mighty Nein. That is a thing that has happened/is happening.

Braius was there. Braius has now met Veth and Jester. The people who ruined his life, that it is now his goal to hunt down and murder.

While Jester, a bright blue tiefling with paint falling out of her haversack, will likely be recognized the second that Braius looks at her for longer than two seconds, Veth is no longer a goblin. Braius has no way to recognize her.

Veth, as expected, is INCREDIBLY HORNY over Braius. Braius, being Braius, will likely be more than happy to reciprocate.

... Sam Riegel's about to get very telenovela up in this livestream...

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