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i um. am working on a mass attack so i only have 3 attacks for this week

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who are these losers

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chibi commission for a friend.... la la

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ugly yuck. die

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i actually fucking hate him hes so ugly he's the worst fucking guy i think I've ever seen holy shit oh my god i hate him so much when i see him i actually wanna kms i hate him so much oh my god he's fucking hideous <- p2 npc audition i hope i get hired

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Yaoi

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Misty-er memory

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they are best friends okay

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🍪 Fizzy Elephant 🎈

i have no elephant related bits to put here im so sorry

FUN FACTS!!!!!

His pockets are FULL of cookies. he had to stitch extra pockets on the back so he could fit even more in there.

LOVES decorating. Has pranked his friends by absolutely covering them head to toe in stickers.

Once got his tusks stuck in a wall, and it took a solid 4 hours to get him out. They still make fun of him for this factoid.

He tried baking stampy a cake once for his birthday, and it turned out so bad stampys kitchen burnt down. turns out he can ONLY make cookies

Occasionally hangs out with Veeva if he spots her around, surprisingly good at keeping her in check while they chat

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they kinda suck. best friends

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🎯 Hit The Target 🏹

so EVIL you see him twicEVIL. yeah

FUN FACTS!!!!

He is partly rotten!! about a quarter of his body is rotting, similar to a piglin!

Knows how to sign. he learnt how to many years ago when he wasn't able to speak due to his neck injury.

While he has a seemingly supernatural ability to use a bow, he always seems to “accidentally” miss both Stampy and his wolves, only really hurting them occasionally from a stray arrow or two. It’s a mystery if he’s doing it on purpose. (Excluding Gregory and Barnaby that one time, that was very much on purpose)

Secretly, He does deeply miss secret. He never tamed her, but she hung around outside of the fortress for many months and he spent many days relaxing with her.

Has large burn scars all up his legs and lower torso from the fire that first killed him.

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🧨 Veeva Dash ⚗️

WATCH OUT.... IT IS THE WOMAN! OHHAOOUUHHH IM SCARED!

FUN FACTS!!

Aside from Santa, Veeva is the only human that has ever stepped foot in Lovely World. All other creatures (excluding HTT) have been Theriomorphs!

She won’t touch a potion unless it’s absolutely perfect, any mistake, and she’ll dump it out before its even finished brewing.

Both her and Target have about a million unspoken rules in the fortress. And, yes, they both get at each other's throats if one breaks the others rule. Yes this happens regularly.

about half of all of the storage space under the fortress is JUST for ingredients. Theres about 7 years worth of nether wart and bottles in barrels down there.

Shes never minded building most of targets traps, Hes a fighter more than anything, so she kind of HAS to make them.

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🍎 Polly Reindeer 🔧

Polly the pink-nosed reindeer, had a redstone-y nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows.. FUN FACTS!!!

She is the youngest of all the helpers at 24! Fizzy is 28 and William is 31!!

makes a MEAN apple crumble, and a MEAN apple strudel, and a MEAN apple tart, and a M

Is the only reindeer in her family to be born flightless. She was bullied for this, but she found a lot of acceptance after meeting stampy, another person who should but didn't have the ability to fly!

Yes, she wears the bells everywhere. And yes, she is incredibly loud wherever she goes!!

She once tried to make an annual "redstone contraption building contest" but quickly ended it after the first event due to Veeva Dash joining in, and blowing up everything with a TNT duper

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🥕 William Beaver⚔️

How much would could a. beaver. beev if. a ? beaver. could. beev wood

FUN FACTS!!

His bags are full of dyes!! when hes not training, hes typically found dying new clothes of his to wear out!!

Speaking of training, he has a secret training room dug out in his cave! he has multiple sets of netherite with different trims on each one down there (and, no. stampy doesn't know it exists, dont tell him...)

He is the strongest swimmer out of all of the helpers (Obviously), and, when not building, spends most of his time chilling in the water under stampys house!

His cave is made mostly out of wood, not stone! All carved himself!!

He has a large black patch of fur covering his lower back from his fight with the wither. And while he survived, he gets back pain around the site!!

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🐾 Stampy 🍰

so nice you see him twice!!

FUN FACTS!!

He is lactose intolerant! yes he still eats cake! no, god does not forgive him for it!

after "I Lost", he lost most feelings in his paws!! now his Stampy Style Boots™ actually have a (non-fashionable) function! Cant hurt your paws if they're covered in iron!!

He doesn't know how to fly! he was never taught :( glide, maybe!! but no real flying.

His clothes all have one gifted item from each of his friends! His jacket is from William, his bracelet is from Fizzy, and his bell collar is from Polly!

While hes typically very energetic while building, hes just like every other house cat. If hes not doing something fun, theres a 90% chance he's sleeping.

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ooonneee left!!!!

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say hello to Cran "Edison" Stoon Tickle. full name.